on>
Outstanding praise for the novels of Roz Bailey!
POSTCARDS FROM LAST SUMMER
“Bailey does a great job at keeping the plot twists coming…She’s created the summer’s ultimate beach read.”
—Chicago Sun-Times
“Bailey delivers a delightfully relaxing read filled with captivating characters.”
—Booklist
“Definitely worth a read.”
—Romantic Times
RETAIL THERAPY
“If readers thought Becky Bloomwood of Shopaholic fame was bad, wait until they meet Alana-Marshall Hughs…The author of Party Girls and Girls’ Night Out again delivers a light-hearted, entertaining comedy.”
—Booklist
“A pleasant, easy read, enlivened by fast-paced storytelling.”
—Romantic Times
GIRLS’ NIGHT OUT
“Even better than her first outing, Bailey’s second novel is delightful and impossible to put down.”
—Booklist
PARTY GIRLS
“Roz Bailey’s trio of fabulous 30-something Manhattanites are still the eponymous party girls in this Sex and the City-style urban romp.”
—Publishers Weekly
“Bailey’s tale is snazzy, fun, and filled with likable characters worth rooting for.”
—Booklist
“An invigorating story, filled with dynamic, appealing characters…Highly recommended, Party Girls is a thoroughly satisfying read.”
—Romantic Times
Books by Roz Bailey
PARTY GIRLS
GIRLS’ NIGHT OUT
RETAIL THERAPY
POSTCARDS FROM LAST SUMMER
MOMMIES BEHAVING BADLY
Published by Kensington Publishing Corporation
Mommies Behaving Badly
Roz Bailey
KENSINGTON BOOKS
http://www.kensingtonbooks.com
Contents
PART I: THE MOMMY TRACK
1 Almost Famous
2 Cowboy Hats and Hemorrhoids
3 Can Do!
4 Tidings of Conflict and Joy
5 Ch-Ch-Changes!
6 We Wish You a Manic Christmas
7 One Shrimp, Two Shrimp…
8 Jack: A Very Merry Dysfunctional Christmas
9 Flying with Children
10 Into a Rockwell Painting
11 Life Inventory
12 The Secret Society of Mommyhood
PART II: IF I’M A DOMESTIC GODDESS, WHERE’S THE GOD?
13 Ms. Bliss
14 Afternoon Shmooze
15 Jack: The Guilts
16 Puppy Love
17 Fiction and Literature
18 Karmic Boomerang
19 Adapt or Die
20 Open-toed Shoes at a Funeral?
21 Crank Up the Muses
22 Life with Daddy
23 Eleventh Floor–Ladies’ Lingerie
24 Bad-Weather Moment
PART III: AFTER THE FALL
25 Filling the Void
26 Jack: Stepped On It
27 Road Runner and Bambi
28 My Posse Don’t Do Paparazzi
29 Lolly!
30 Stilettos Off
31 Four Martinis and an Actor
32 Girl Talk
33 Jack: I Luv Dezi
34 A Cinderella Tale
35 Ask Salesperson for Mate
36 Prodigal Dad
37 Separations
38 The Smart One
PART IV: NEW AND IMPROVED MOMMIES
39 Retail Therapy and Green M&Ms
40 Bad Mommy! Bad!
41 Aruba, Jamaica…
42 Party Girls
43 Presto! Baby!
44 Girls’ Night In
45 The Lady Is a Champ
46 Jack: Redemption
47 50 Ways to Heal Your Marriage
1
Almost Famous
So far it had been an odd business lunch, as difficult to maneuver as my favorite Manolo Blahnik heels, the slender ones with the delicate ivy leaves trailing up the ankle straps—shoes of a goddess—which, I’d discovered this morning as I tried to put them on, now were adorned with miniature pine cones that had been glued to the toe strap. Undoubtedly the work of six-year-old Scout, who’d face
