smoke-blackened rafters and tried not to laugh. ‘He was ever so kind to me,’ Brida sobbed, ‘and the nasty Danes killed him!’
Ælswith plainly believed Brida. Folk usually do believe the worst in other folk, and the saintly King Edmund was now revealed as a secret womaniser, though that did not stop him eventually becoming a saint, but it did condemn Brida because Ælswith now proposed that she be sent to some nunnery in southern Wessex. Brida might have royal blood, but it was plainly tainted by sin, so Ælswith wanted her locked away for life. ‘Yes,’ Brida agreed meekly, and I had to pretend I was choking in the smoke. Then Ælswith presented us both with crucifixes. She had two ready, both of silver, but she whispered to one of the nuns and a small wooden one was substituted for one of the silver crucifixes and that one was presented to Brida while I received a silver one, which I obediently hung about my neck. I kissed mine, which impressed Ælswith, and Brida hurriedly imitated me, but nothing she could do now would impress Alfred’s wife. Brida was a self-condemned bastard.
Alfred returned from Baðum after nightfall and I had to accompany him to church where the prayers and praises went on forever. Four monks chanted, their droning voices half sending me to sleep, and afterwards, for it did eventually end, I was invited to join Alfred for a meal. Beocca impressed on me that this was an honour, that not many folk were asked to eat with the king, but I had eaten with Danish chieftains who never seemed to mind who shared their table so long as they did not spit in the gruel, so I was not flattered. I was hungry, though. I could have eaten a whole roasted ox and I was impatient as we ceremonially washed our hands in basins of water held by the servants and then as we stood by our stools and chairs as Alfred and Ælswith were conducted to the table. A bishop allowed the food to cool as he said an interminable prayer asking God to bless what we were about to eat, and then at last we sat, but what a disappointment that supper was! No pork, no beef, no mutton, not a thing a man might want to eat, but only curds, leeks, soft eggs, bread, diluted ale and barley boiled into a gelid broth as palatable as frogspawn. Alfred kept saying how good it was, but in the end he did confess that he was afflicted with terrible pains in his belly and that this pap-like diet kept the agony at bay.
‘The king is a martyr to meat,’ Beocca explained to me. He was one of the three priests at the high table, another of whom was a bishop who had no teeth and mashed his bread into the broth with a candle stick, and there were also two Ealdormen and, of course, Ælswith who did much of the talking. She was opposing the notion of allowing the Danes to stay in Readingum, but in the end Alfred said he had no choice and that it was a small concession to make for peace, and that ended the discussion. Ælswith did rejoice that her husband had negotiated the release of all the young hostages held by Halfdan’s army, which Alfred had insisted on for he feared those young ones would be led away from the true church. He looked at me as he spoke about that, but I took little notice, being far more interested in one of the servants who was a young girl, perhaps four or five years older than me, who was startlingly pretty with a mass of black-ringleted hair and I wondered if she was the girl who Alfred kept close so he could thank God for giving him the strength to resist temptation. Later, much later, I discovered she was the same girl. Her name was Merewenna and I thanked God, in time, for not resisting temptation with her, but that lies far ahead in my tale, and for now I was at Alfred’s disposal or, rather, at Ælswith’s.
‘Uhtred must learn to read,’ she said. What business it was of hers I did not know, but no one disputed her statement.
‘Amen,’ Beocca said.
‘The monks at Winburnan can teach him,’ she suggested.
‘A very good idea, my lady,’ Beocca said, and the toothless bishop nodded and dribbled his approval.
‘Abbot Hewald is a very diligent teacher,’ Ælswith said. In truth Abbot Hewald was one of those bastards who would rather whip the young than teach them, but doubtless that was what Ælswith meant.
‘I rather think,’ Alfred put in, ‘that young Uhtred’s ambition is to be a warrior.’
‘In time, if God wills it, he will be,’ Ælswith said, ‘but what use is a soldier who cannot read God’s word?’
‘Amen,’ Beocca said.
‘No use at all,’ Alfred agreed. I thought teaching a soldier to read was about as much use as teaching a dog to dance, but said nothing, though Alfred sensed my scepticism. ‘Why is it good for a soldier to read, Uhtred?’ he demanded of me.
‘It is good for everyone to read,’ I said dutifully, earning a smile from Beocca.
‘A soldier who reads,’ Alfred said patiently, ‘is a soldier who can read orders, a soldier who will know what his king wants. Suppose you are in Northumbria, Uhtred, and I am in Wessex, how else will you know my will?’
That was breathtaking, though I was too young to realise it at the time. If I was in Northumbria and he was in Wessex then I was none of his damned business, but of course Alfred was already thinking ahead, far ahead, to a time when there would be one English kingdom and one English king. I just gaped at him and he smiled at me. ‘So Winburnan it is, young man,’ he said, ‘and the sooner you are there, the better.’
‘The sooner?’ Ælswith knew nothing of this suggested haste and was sharply suspicious.
‘The Danes, my dear,’ Alfred explained, ‘will look for both children. If they discover they are here they may well demand their return.’
‘But all hostages are to be freed,’ Ælswith objected, ‘you said so yourself.’
‘Was Uhtred a hostage?’ Alfred asked softly, staring at me. ‘Or was he in danger of becoming a Dane?’ He left the questions hanging, and I did not try to answer them. ‘We must make you into a true Englishman,’ Alfred said, ‘so you must go south in the morning. You and the girl.’
‘The girl doesn’t matter,’ Ælswith said dismissively. Brida had been sent to eat with the kitchen slaves.
‘If the Danes discover she’s Edmund’s bastard,’ one of the Ealdormen observed, ‘they’ll use her to destroy his reputation.’
‘She never told them that,’ I piped up, ‘because she thought they might mock him.’
‘There’s some good in her then,’ Ælswith said grudgingly. She helped herself to one of the soft-boiled eggs. ‘But what will you do,’ she demanded of her husband, ‘if the Danes accuse you of rescuing the children?’
‘I shall lie, of course,’ Alfred said. Ælswith blinked at him, but the bishop mumbled that the lie would be for God and so forgivable.
I had no intention of going to Winburnan. That was not because I was suddenly avid to be a Dane, but it had everything to do with Serpent-Breath. I loved that sword, and I had left it with Ragnar’s servants, and I wanted her back before my life took whatever path the spinners required of me and, to be sure, I had no wish to give up life with Ragnar for the scant joys of a monastery and a teacher. Brida, I knew, wished to go back to the Danes, and it was Alfred’s sensible insistence that we be removed from Baðum as soon as possible that gave us our opportunity.
We were sent away next morning, before dawn, going south into a hilly country and escorted by a dozen warriors who resented the job of taking two children deep into the heartland of Wessex. I was given a horse, Brida was provided with a mule, and a young priest called Willibald was officially put in charge of delivering Brida to a nunnery and me to Abbot Hewald. Father Willibald was a nice man with an easy smile and a kind manner. He could imitate bird calls and made us laugh by inventing a conversation between a
