should know this is what you’re missing.
He scratched behind his ear like a flea-bitten dog and yawned loudly before reaching for his boot. “I’m dying for a piss.”
Emma blew out her breath. Fine. Sleeping Beauty and her prince they were not.
In that case, she would stop pretending. “That was the worst night imaginable.”
He shoved one foot into its boot. “If that’s the worst you can imagine, your imagination is lacking.”
“It’s hyperbole,” she said. “You know what I mean. It was terrible.”
“Perhaps. But we survived it, didn’t we.”
He rose to his feet and offered her his hand. She took it, and he pulled her to her feet.
“You’re right.” She tried to smooth the wrinkles from her skirt. “I’ve been through worse in the past, and I know you have, too. At least we had each other.”
His gaze changed, the way it did in rare moments. Their icy blue melted to pools of deep, unspoken emotion. Compelling and dangerous. She was drawn to them. She could drown in them.
“Emma, you—” He broke off and began again. “Just don’t get used to it. That’s all.”
“The thought never crossed my mind,” she lied.
“Good.”
Emma had no logical reason to feel hurt by his words, but she did.
The rumble of carriage wheels coming down the drive rescued them from the charged silence.
He tugged on his waistcoat. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some eviscerating to do.”
“Come in, come in. I’m so glad you’re here.” Emma handed Alexandra’s rain-spattered cloak to the maid. “I can’t believe you came in such a downpour.”
“I’m always punctual,” Alexandra said, taming the rain-frizzled wisps of her black hair.
“Yes, I suppose you would be.”
“I’ve brought the chronometer.” She opened her valise on a nearby bench, withdrawing a brass instrument that looked like a giant’s pocket watch. “I can assure you, the time is accurate to the second. I take it to Greenwich once a fortnight to be synchronized at the meridian, and once a year it’s calibrated by—”
“You don’t need to sell me on your services, Alex. I have every confidence.”
Alexandra smiled. “Thank you.”
Emma drew her into the sitting room. “First, tea. You need something to warm you after coming in from that rain. Then we’ll make a survey of the house and take an inventory of the timepieces.”
“You needn’t do that. The housekeeper can take me around.”
“Believe me, it will be a useful exercise. There are wings of this place even I’m not familiar with yet.”
“Yes, but in the other fine houses, I only set one or two clocks, and then the butler—”
Emma cut her off. “This is not one of the other fine houses. You alone will set each and every timepiece in the house. Weekly. And you will bill us at three times your usual rate.”
“I couldn’t do that.”
“Very well, then. We’ll multiply it by five.” The maid brought in a tray with cups and a teapot. Emma waited until she’d left, then lifted the pot to pour. “I know—all too well—what it’s like to be an unmarried young woman in London, working for a living at criminally low wages.”
Alexandra accepted the teacup and stared into it. “If you’d truly like to do me a favor . . .”
“Anything.”
“I need a new walking dress. Something a bit smarter, for when I go calling on potential customers. Perhaps you’d be so good as to advise me on the style, or help me select the fabric?”
“I’ll do better than that. I’ll sew it for you myself.” She held off Alexandra’s objection. “I would love nothing more.”
“It’s too much.”
“Not at all. Other ladies have the pianoforte or watercolors. My one accomplishment is dressmaking. Strange as it sounds, I miss the challenge. It’s you who’d be doing me a favor.”
Many of the ladies who visited Madame’s had been elegant and fashionable to begin with—but Emma’s favorites were the ones who weren’t. The quiet girls, the spinsters, the simply overlooked. Dressmaking wasn’t superficial with them. A well-made, flattering gown had the ability to draw forth inner qualities: not only loveliness, but confidence.
Alexandra Mountbatten was a beauty in hiding.
“If you insist,” she said shyly.
“I insist. I’ll only need to take your measurements, and then I’ll draw up a few sketches.”
“Goodness. We had better see to the clocks before all that.”
They began a survey of the house. It became clear after just a few rooms that this was going to take a bit of time. The drawing room alone had three clocks: one standing, one ormolu, and one a sort of Viennese fancywork with a dancing couple who twirled on the hour.
They worked their way through the morning room, the music room, and the dining room. Alex kept notes of every timepiece, room by room.
When they came to the door of the ballroom, Emma stopped and pressed her ear to the door. Clanging and intermittent grunting could be heard from within.
“We’ll come back to that one later,” she whispered, steering Alex back down the corridor to the safety of the entrance hall.
They made their way upstairs, where Emma struggled to remember the names of all the guest bedchambers. Some were easy, like the Rose Room and the Green Suite, but they had to resort to making up names for the rest: the Unsettling Portrait Room, the Hideous Wallpaper Annex, and the Suite of Ridiculous Size.
“What’s this one?” Alex opened the next door. “Oh, it’s the grandest yet.”
“These are the duke’s rooms.”
Emma paused in the corridor. She hadn’t been prepared for this. To be honest, she only knew these rooms to be her husband’s because they were just down the corridor from hers. She’d never been inside them, and she was embarrassed to admit it. Even to Alex.
She shouldn’t be ashamed to enter, should she? She was mistress of the house, after all. It was no intrusion for her to come in and inventory the clocks. It wasn’t as though she meant to rifle through his chest of drawers and sniff his laundry.
Besides,
