Rennie whinged in his ear. ‘Guv? You still there? I said, tell me I’m not—’
‘Don’t be daft, Simon: it’s not for nothing if you find something. And see if you can text me a list of DI Bell’s sidekicks.’
‘Hold on…’ The sound of rustling papers. ‘OK. Let me see… Here we go. Most recent one was Detective Sergeant Rose Savage. God that’s a great police name, isn’t it? Sounds like something off a crime thriller. Detective Sergeant Rose Savage!’
Jane dumped her sandwich, Coke, and crisps on the countertop. ‘I’ll talk to the hospital, but I’m pretty sure we can get you in for a ten-minute interview: “brave bobbies suffer broken bones chasing cowardly criminal!” … Yes, I thought so. … OK. … OK. Thanks. Bye.’ She hung up and sagged, head back, beaming at the ceiling tiles. ‘Ha!’
‘Find out where this Sergeant Savage works now and text me.’
‘Guv.’
Logan put his phone away as Jane launched into a little happy dance.
‘Guess who just got all that crap about us being rubbish off the front page. Go on, I’ll bet you can’t.’
Logan frowned. ‘Hospital?’
‘Two uniforms were chasing down a burglar last night, he wheeches through some back gardens then up and over a shed. They clamber after him and CRASH! Pair of them go straight through the shed roof.’
‘Ooh… Painful.’
‘One broken arm, one broken leg. Which was lucky.’
She had a point. ‘Especially given the amount of pointy things people keep in sheds. Shears, axes, forks, rakes, bill hooks—’
‘What?’ She pulled her chin in, top lip curled. ‘No, I mean: lucky they got hurt in the line of duty. Newspapers love a good injured copper story.’ That kicked off another bout of happy dancing.
Logan paid for his Irn-Bru. ‘Working in Media Liaison’s really changed you, hasn’t it?’
‘And with any luck they’ll have a couple of good bruises as well. That always plays well splashed across the front page.’ She turned and danced away.
Logan shook his head. ‘Why do we have to keep hiring weirdos? What’s wrong with normal—’
His phone dinged at him and he dug it out again.
A text message from ‘IDIOT RENNIE’:
Sargent ROSE SAVAGE!!! (crim fiter 2 the stars) wrks out the Mastrick staton. On duty nw. U wan me 2 get hr 2 com in??
Talking of weirdos…
Logan typed out a reply:
No, I’ll go to her. She’s less likely to do a runner if it’s a surprise. And stop texting like a schoolgirl from the 1990s: you’ve got a smartphone, you idiot!
North Anderson Drive slid by the car’s windows, high-rise buildings looming up ahead on the right, their façades darkened by rain. A couple of saggy-looking people slouched through the downpour, dragging a miserable spaniel on the end of an extendable leash.
‘…heightened police presence in Edinburgh this weekend as protestors are expected to descend on the World Trade Organization Ministerial Conference…’
He took the next left, past rows of tiny orangey-brown houses and terraces of pebble-dashed beige.
‘…avoid the area as travel chaos is extremely likely until Tuesday. Local news now, and the Aberdeen Examiner has its sights set on a Guinness World Record next week as it hosts the world’s largest ever stovies-eating contest…’
Three teenaged girls hung about on a small patch of grass, sheltering beneath the trees to share what was quite possibly a joint. Passing it back and forth, holding the smoke in their lungs and pulling faces.
Logan slowed the Audi and wound down the passenger window. Waving at them. ‘’Ello, ’ello, ’ello, what’s all this then?’
‘Scarper!’
They bolted in three different directions, their hand-rolled ‘cigarette’ spiralling away into the wet grass.
Logan grinned and wound his window back up again.
And people said community policing was a waste of time.
‘…and I’m sorry to say that it looks like this rain’s going to stay with us for the next few days as low pressure pushes in from the Atlantic…’
He turned down the next side street, past more tiny terraces, and right on to Arnage Drive in time to see one of the scarpering teenagers barrel out from the side of another grey-beige row. She scuttered to a halt in the middle of the road and stood there with her mouth hanging open, before turning and sprinting back the way she’d come. Arms and legs pumping like an Olympian.
Ah, teenagers, the gift that kept on giving.
He pulled into the car park behind the little shopping centre, designed more for delivery vans and lorries than members of the public. The front side might have been OK, but the back was a miserable slab of brick and barred windows on the bottom and air-conditioning units and greying UPVC on top. All the charm of a used corn plaster.
A handful of hatchbacks littered the spaces between the bins, but Logan parked next to the lone patrol car. Hopped out into the rain.
It pattered on the brim of his peaked cap as he hurried across to the station’s rear door, unlocked it, and let himself in.
The corridor walls were covered in scuff marks, a pile of Method Of Entry kit heaped up beneath the whiteboard for people to sign out the patrol cars, a notice not to let someone called Grimy Gordon into the station, because last time he puked in Sergeant Norton’s boots.
‘Hello?’
No reply, just a phone ringing somewhere in the building’s bowels.
The reception area was empty, a ‘CLOSED’ sign hanging on the front door. No one in the locker room. No one in the back office.
Might as well make himself comfortable, then.
The station break room was bland and institutional, with an air of depression that wasn’t exactly lifted by the display of ‘GET WELL SOON!’ cards pinned to the noticeboard, almost covering the slew of official memos and motivational posters. A window would have helped lift the gloom a bit, instead the only illumination came from one of those economy lightbulbs that looked like a radioactive pretzel. A dented mini-fridge, food-spattered microwave, and battered kettle populated the tiny kitchen area.
Logan dumped his teabag in the bin and stirred in a glug of semi-skimmed from a carton with a ‘STOP STEALING MY MILK YOU THIEVING BASTARDS!!!’ Post-it note on it.
He sat back down at the rickety table and poked out a text message on his
