propped a fist on her hip. The small white bag in her hand bounced against her upper thigh. “I don’t ruin your day.”
He took a step closer to her. “I think you make it your personal mission to be sure I’m as miserable as a horse without a tail.”
“I do not. I’m a nice neighbor.”
A roar of laughter escaped him. “Nice wasn’t the adjective I was thinking of.”
“That’s right. I’m that ‘lunatic next door.’” She put a finger to her chin, feigning deep thought. “And ‘that neighbor from hell.’ Oh, and my personal favorite … ‘that animal antagonist.’”
He bit back a smirk. So she had heard his tales about their encounters. He had to admit they made good radio. Harlan had always had an ability to turn his personal stories into listener experiences. For years, he’d shared the lurid, boring or funny stories of his life, building a career out of those stories. Sometimes, yes, it nagged at him that he had been so open, but his listeners loved it. “I’m just keeping my radio audience entertained.”
“At the expense of my reputation, and that’s something I take very seriously,” she said, her voice hard and low. For a second, he wondered if she was upset about more than a few jokes on his morning show. “I would appreciate it if you would keep your thoughts to yourself.”
“I’m a radio personality, Miss Watson. Expressing opinions is in my job description.”
“Find something else to opine about.” She gritted her teeth, then a forced smile flitted across her features. “Please.”
He tipped his hat her way, but didn’t make a verbal promise. He had a job to do, and a radio station that desperately needed a boost in ratings and advertising dollars. That came first. “So what brings you to my porch today?”
Another smile curved across her face, one Harlan would classify as crafty. “I’m here to find out if you have made a decision yet on my chairs.”
That again. This woman was as persistent as a gnat on a horse’s ass. “They are not your chairs, Miss Watson. And they are not for sale.”
She’d kept coming as she’d talked and now she stood at the end of his walkway, that one hand on a hip that was cocked a little to the side, giving her a jaunty air. Coupled with the knee-length flouncy skirt she wore and the low-heels that gave her legs a sweet curve, it made a pretty picture, he had to admit. Something within him stirred. Something that hadn’t stirred in a long time. A real long time.
Damn. He’d be smart to keep that in the back with the table saw, too.
“Now, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” Sophie said. “Last time I made you an offer, you had four chairs on your porch. Now you have six. What are they doing, breeding?”
“I can assure you, ma’am, that they are not.”
“Well, either way, it seems you have a problem. And I’d like to take it off your hands.”
The way her green eyes were sparking at him, he could think of a hundred other things she could take off his hands besides his furniture. Once again, he added something else that needed to stay in the toolshed. The beautiful but intensely frustrating Sophie Watson pushed his buttons—and not in a good way. He could only imagine the hell a man would endure being in a relationship with her.
“I don’t have a problem. Unless I count you.” He paused. Added, “Ma’am.”
Seemed nicer that way. And Harlan Jones’s mama had raised him to be a nice man.
“The way I see it, I’m trying to take a problem off your hands.” She gestured toward the chairs. “Two of them, in fact.”
“Why on earth do you want my chairs?” he said. “Last I checked, you thought I was the lowest scum of the earth.”
She strode up his walkway, as bold as a peacock. Mortise padded over, tongue lolling, apparently forgetting Sophie wasn’t in his fan club, especially since that little debacle at her barbecue party. She didn’t pay the dog the least bit of attention. Mortise should be counting his blessings. “My opinion of you hasn’t changed. And believe me, if there were other chairs in this town available, I’d be buying those. But I want a local flair for my coffee shop and these—” her teeth gritted a bit “—are quality examples of local craftsmanship.”
Even though it was clear the compliment had cost her, a swell of pride rose in his chest. All these years, he’d been making furniture in his spare time, and up until now, he’d kept everything for himself, save for a few pieces he’d given to his brother. He hadn’t meant to make so many chairs—it was just something about the art of creating the curves that had seemed to bring him a peace since he moved here, and before he knew it, he had more than he had room for. The compliment, coming from a near stranger, almost knocked his boots off.
“Mr. Jones,” she went on, “I am offering you good money for a good product. You and I both know those chairs would have a far better life sitting outside my shop being enjoyed by people than they would sitting on your porch, wasting away.”
“They’re chairs, Miss Watson. They don’t live.”
Sophie climbed the four steps to his porch and ran a delicate hand along the arm of one of the flat-backed cypress wood chairs he’d made. The exact one he’d placed out there this afternoon, in fact. His best one yet. The way she touched it, he had the fleeting thought that she, unlike any woman he’d ever met, could appreciate the work he put in, the parts of himself that were blended with the wood, the glue, the screws. The dreams he’d once had that still stubbornly rose to the surface when he was transforming a plain piece of wood into something with beauty and use. Dreams, he reminded himself, not a reality he should entertain.
“You can’t tell me that these chairs don’t live for you, Mr. Jones,” she said quietly. “Because they sure look like they do to me.”
“You really like the chairs?” he asked, then cursed himself for letting the question slip out. He shouldn’t give a damn what people thought. He wasn’t in this for anything other than a little stress reduction.
She glanced up at him, and smiled. “Of course I do. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t keep trying so hard to buy them.”
He’d had a good reason not to sell her the chairs five minutes ago. And last week, when she’d come by, and the week before that. But darned if he could remember it now. “They’re just a passel of wood and glue,” he said, glancing over at them and seeing the imperfections—the slight dent where he’d sanded too hard, the miniscule change in spacing between the slats. “Nothing more than places to seat your … seat.”
As he said the last word, he resisted the urge to peek a glance at her curved seat, as she walked around the chairs and examined them. He did not need to get involved with this woman, or any woman right now. He had a busy radio station over at WFFM that needed his full attention. Running WFFM and hosting his daily show consumed his days, and most of his nights. The station had been struggling for years, and when his brother called him after his boating accident a few weeks ago and asked Harlan to temporarily take over as CEO while Tobias recovered,
Harlan hadn’t even hesitated. Tobias needed him and he would be there, simple as that.
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