Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant. Joel Golby
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First published by Mudlark 2019
SECOND EDITION
Text © Joel Golby 2019
Cover and chapter illustrations © Bill Bragg 2019
Cover layout design by Claire Ward © HarperCollinsPublishers 2019
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Source ISBN: 9780008265427
Ebook Edition © January 2020 ISBN: 9780008265434
Version 2019-12-16
This book is dedicated to Sacha Fernando,
who gave me an iPad once. This is the deal.
We are even now.
CONTENTS
THINGS YOU ONLY KNOW IF BOTH YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD
24 STORIES FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT
WAYNE ROONEY IS THE MAIN ANTAGONIST OF MY LIFE
THAT TIME I INVENTED SITTING DOWN
I WILL NEVER BE AS TOUGH AS PITBULL
I WENT TO BARCELONA AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HANDJOB FROM A SEX ROBOT
HEY: AM I A LEATHER JACKET GUY?
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