a builder who thought the sun rose and set on his wife and child. Annie, Jack and Seamus were like that, too. The three of them together—the essence of happiness. Everything else was gravy.
The last of the Brownies left, and the office was abruptly quiet. “Callie?” I jumped. Ian had reemerged from his office, now that the coast was clear. “Can I see you for a minute?”
“Sure! Sure, of course.”
“Ian, I’ll see you tomorrow,” Carmella said. “Great seeing you, Callie. Nice job with the ankle biters.” “Thanks.” I grinned.
I followed Ian to his office, where Angie was sleeping, curled in her dog bed. The room was orderly—that was putting it mildly—but it wasn’t sterile, not like Muriel’s black-and-white blank space. My own office was cheerfully cluttered, occasionally bordering on chaotic, sticky notes and photos scattered hither and yon, coffee mugs and the like. Ian’s, on the other hand, was very tidy. There were his diplomas, NYU undergrad, Tufts for his DVM. Shelves with heavy textbooks, a small sculpture of a dog. On the wall was a rather nice painting of a sailboat, lots of juicy oil and texture.
But most interesting of all was the framed photo on the cabinet behind his desk. It showed a younger Ian and a very, very beautiful woman. Long blond hair, creamy skin, bone structure to rival Natalie Portman’s. They were both smiling, and an unexpected twinge hit my heart. Ian looked very happy in that picture.
“Your wife?” I asked.
He glanced at it. “Ex-wife.”
Not quite ex in your heart, pal, if you keep her picture here to torture yourself every day. “She’s gorgeous.”
“Yes.” He said nothing else.
“Ian?” I said after a minute had passed.
“Yes?”
“You wanted to speak to me, remember? Though this is quite fun, too.”
He closed his eyes briefly. “Right.” He sighed. “I think I might need to hire you. If you think you can really do something, that is.”
“The warm and fuzzy campaign!” I clapped my hands, startling him. “Good for you, Ian. This will be great!”
“Will it?” he asked.
“Oh, come on. I’m not the dentist, for heaven’s sake.” At that moment, my stomach growled.
“Not again,” Ian said.
“Hush. I’m just hungry. I had a hard day. First I taught old women to hip-hop, then I had to herd the Brownies. Want to grab some dinner? We can talk about things while we eat.”
Ian looked wary. “All right,” he said after much deliberation.
“We can go to Elements,” I suggested. “It’s near where I live, and I can swing by and grab my laptop.”
“Fine,” Ian said. He looked at me steadily for a minute. Man, those eyes were so … blue. Betty Boop folded her hands under her chin and sighed deeply.
“Okay,” I said, remembering that I was a professional person and this was not prom night. “Um … do you know where it is? It’s a little bit hard to find, because it’s down this little one-way street, then you have to sort of turn into a parking lot, but it doesn’t look like a parking lot, it’s more of an alley, but it leads—”
“Why don’t I just follow you?” he suggested drily.
I smiled. “That, Dr. McFarland, is a great idea.”
CHAPTER TEN
TWENTY MINUTES LATER, we arrived at Noah’s Arks. Ian pulled in next to me, then got out of his car, looked at the sign and gave me a questioning look. “This is my grandfather’s place,” I explained as I fumbled for my purse. “I live with him. Come on in. You can meet him.”
Bowie greeted me with the type of joy usually reserved for parents and children separated by war, singing in joy, yipping, head butting me so that my jeans turned into a sea of fur.
“Hello, Bowie!” I said in my special dog voice. “Hello, my boy! Did you miss Mommy? You did? Do you remember Dr. Ian? You do?” Bowie demonstrated that he did indeed remember, mounting Ian’s leg, his yipping growing more soulful.
“Off, Bowie,” Ian said. “Off.” My dog took this as a sign that yes, Ian would rub his stomach for the next year or so and quite possibly give him a Quarter Pounder, so he collapsed on his back, revealing his … gladness. His tail waved furiously, swishing across the floor as clumps of his undercoat drifted on the breeze he created.
“Huskies need to be brushed at least once a day,” Ian said.
“I do brush him every day! Do you know Eva Potts?”
Ian shook his head. “She’s a knitter. She spins his fur into yarn.”
“Ah,” Ian murmured.
“I have a sweater made from my own dog. I don’t wear it, granted, because that’s a little incestuous, even for me, but still. Neat idea, I guess.” The memory of Mr. Human Hair flitted through my mind, and I suppressed a shudder. “All that shedding is the price you pay for the best dog in the world? Right, Bowie? You’re the best, aren’t you? Miss Angie’s out in the car, did you know that, Bowie? Can you smell her?” I bent to rub his exposed tummy, earning two yips and some crooning, as well as a wink from Bowie’s brown eye. I winked back. “Mommy loves you!”
“Do you always talk to him in that voice?” Ian asked, a trace of amusement in his own.
I straightened up. “Yes, I do,” I said, narrowing my eyes. “That way he knows I’m talking to him. Why? Do you speak French to Four D Angel’s Mayonnaise out there? Mandarin Chinese?”
Ian grinned.
Oh. Oh, yes … That was nice. My girl parts suddenly felt tight and … lively. One smile, and I was fluttery. But it was some smile. Ian looked a little … I don’t know … goofy when he smiled. A nice goofy. He had these unexpected laugh lines, and his cold Russian assassin looks suddenly morphed into utter likability, and he went from … I don’t know, my brain was getting mushy here, but suddenly, the image of waking up with Ian and seeing that smile … waking up naked with Ian, oh, yeah, now there was a visual I could spend some time examining, a smiling, unclothed, warm, strong, manly—”
“Callie, thank the Christ you’re home, because this fuckin’ leg just won’t fit and I’ll be goddamned before I … Who are you?”
My dear, cuddly grampy hopped into the great room, wielding a prosthesis in one hand like a club. “Noah, this is Ian McFarland,” I said. “Ian, meet my grandfather, the legendary boat builder Noah Grey.”
“It’s an honor, sir,” Ian said. Aw.
“What’s an honor?” Noah spat. “And what are you doing with my granddaughter here? You’re not sleeping with her, are you?”
“Gosh,
