had no use for profanity; she had always considered it not only vulgar but unnecessary, and was distressed by the fact that Lucienne Leacock encouraged the boy to swear. Furthermore, Tarquin smoked cigarettes and was allowed to stay up as late at night as he wanted to; yet he was not an adult, he was a boy, a large, shambling fleshy boy with a flushed, freckled complexion and moist red lips the color of liver. His eyes were alert and glassy, yellowish-brown and luminous like the eyes of a dog, and very knowing; it was all Mrs. Bridge could do to look him straight in the eye, and, what was worse, she knew he was aware of this and relished it. He clearly enjoyed catching and holding her attention until she could hardly keep from shuddering.
“Why don’t you tell India what you said to your science adviser yesterday?” his mother suggested. She was wearing moccasins and white wool athletic socks and a baggy skirt and sweater, so that she looked like a high-school girl, except for her face, which was creased and shriveled like the face of a very old woman.
“Lucienne, really!” said her son. “How can I possibly express myself in regard to a man so jejune?” And he drew on his cigarette with a look of boredom. Mrs. Bridge was fascinated and exasperated whenever he pulled out a cigarette; the whole thing was beyond her understanding.
Although Douglas was absent whenever Mrs. Leacock and Tarquin were around, he was evidently somewhere within earshot, because one evening during an argument with his father about the size of his allowance he blurted, “Jeez, how am I supposed to express myself with nothing but a measly fifty cents a week?”
“What’s that?” demanded Mr. Bridge, lowering the newspaper through which the discussion had been carried on.
“Well, I gotta express my personality, don’t I?”
“Express your personality?” asked Mr. Bridge, and gazed at his son curiously.
“That’s what Tarquin does. He gets to express it whenever he feels like it.”
Mr. Bridge and Douglas studied each other for a while, one of them bemused and the other defiant, and Mrs. Bridge waited uneasily to find out how it was going to end.
“You’ll express yourself when I say you can,” Mr. Bridge replied quietly. He shook up the newspaper and continued reading.
22 • VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCES
There was another expressionist in the neighborhood, a boy several years older than Tarquin Leacock, whom Douglas avoided with equal assiduity, though for a different reason. His name was Peters and he was a bully.
One evening it was long after dark when Douglas finally came home. He was exhausted and covered with dirt, although this in itself was not remarkable.
“Where have you been?” Mrs. Bridge cried, rushing toward him the moment he entered the house. “We’ve been looking high and low for you. I was just about to phone the police.”
“It was that big Peters guy’s fault,” Douglas said in a low voice. He wiped his nose on the sleeve of his sweatshirt and trudged upstairs to his room.
“Well, thank heavens you’re safe, at least,” she resumed when he came down. He looked a little more respectable. “Where on earth were you?”
He replied that he had been on top of Pfeiffer’s garage.
“Until twenty minutes to nine?” she asked with as much sarcasm as she could muster, and this was not much.
“I figured it was probably later than that,” he muttered very glumly. “It felt like it was about midnight.”
She followed him to the breakfast room, where Harriet was setting his place.
“What were you doing on Pfeiffer’s garage? I’m sure they didn’t want you up there.”
He started to answer, then sneezed, started to wipe his nose with his hand and then, thinking better of it, took out his handkerchief.
“I was hiding,” he said and sneezed again.
“Hiding! From whom, may I ask?”
“From that big Peters guy,” he replied with some annoyance, as though she should have known. “What did you think I was going to do, stick my head up and get it blown off?”
“I think you’d better explain yourself, young man, or your father’s going to hear about this.”
“That’s okay with me,” he muttered.
“All right, now. Begin at the beginning.”
“Well,” he said, wearily buttering a slice of bread, “he just chased me up there, that’s all there is to it.”
“Who chased you? What are you talking about?”
He put down the bread and explained with elaborate emphasis. “That big fat slob Peters. He trapped me on top of Pfeiffer’s garage and wouldn’t let me come down. Every time I’d stick my head up he took a shot at me. He almost hit me a couple of times.”
“Do you mean he had a gun?”
“Well, what did you think he was shooting at me with?” He glanced uncertainly at his mother, knowing he had been rather impertinent, knowing secondly that he was not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition, but he saw that this time he would get away with both. She had the shocked look she sometimes got.
“What sort of a gun?”
“Oh, it was a beebee gun, one of those pump guns. He’d pumped it up about seventy-five times, I guess, because every time he took a shot at me it’d knock off a piece of cement. I guess,” he added thoughtfully, “you could just about kill a horse with a good pump gun if you pumped long enough.” Mrs. Bridge did not know exactly what he was talking about, but she did know that he knew what he was talking about.
“Why on earth was he shooting at you?” she asked, rather weakly. She had never come up against a situation like this.
Douglas shrugged. “He just wanted to. I don’t know. I didn’t ask him, you can bet on that. He’d of probably shot my block off.”
“But you must have provoked him.”
“Oh, sure! A guy about sixteen times as big as me that’s got a pump gun. That’s a big laugh. Hah!”
“I’m going to telephone the police,” she said resolutely, because it did seem like something the police would be interested in.
“Okay by me,” said Douglas. “I guess they can find him easy enough if they just hang around Pfeiffer’s garage. He’s probably got somebody else up there by this time.”
“Well, who is he? Does he live around there?”
“I don’t know. All I know is he just hangs around that garage.”
“But why?” There was something nightmarish about the whole affair.
Douglas, however, was not in the least mystified. “Well, because it’s a good garage for trapping littler kids so they can’t get away. It’s flat on top
