The Double Life Of Mr. Alfred Burton. E. Phillips Oppenheim

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him, genially. "The guvnor wants you down at the salesrooms, you've got to clerk for him."

      Burton looked very blank indeed. A flood of unpleasant recollections assailed him. He had lied a good deal in the letting of houses, but he had lied more still in the auction room. And to-day's sale! He knew all about it! He knew a great deal more than under the circumstances it was wise for him to know!

      "I quite forgot," he said slowly, "that there was a sale to-day. I don't suppose Mr. Waddington would let you take my place, Clarkson?"

      "Not on your life!" the boy replied. "I've got to stay here and boss the show. You'd better hurry along, too. It's Thursday morning and you know the people come in early. Lord, what a guy you look!"

      Very slowly and very reluctantly Burton made his way through the gloomy warehouse and into the salesrooms, which were approached from the street by a separate entrance. He knew exactly what was before him and he realized that it must be the end. Mr. Waddington, who had not yet mounted the rostrum, saw him come in, stared at him for several moments in his gray clothes and Homburg hat, and turned away to spit upon the floor. A woman with a catalogue in her hand—evidently an intending purchaser—gripped Burton by the arm.

      "I say, mister, you're the auctioneer's clerk, aren't you?"

      "I am," he admitted.

      "About that h'oil painting, now—the one of Gladstone. My old man's fair dotty on Gladstone and it's his birthday to-morrow. If it's all right, I thought I might make him a present. It says in the catalogue 'Artist unknown.' I suppose, as it's a real oil painting, it's worth a bit, isn't it?"

      "It is not an oil painting at all," Burton said quietly.

      "Wot yer mean?" the woman demanded. "Here you are—lot number 17—'Interesting oil painting of the Right Honorable W. E. Gladstone, artist unknown.'"

      Burton thrust the catalogue away from him with a sigh.

      "I am afraid," he admitted, "that the description can scarcely be said to be entirely accurate. As a matter of fact, it is a colored lithograph, very cleverly done but quite valueless. I dare say you would find that there are thousands of them exactly like it."

      The woman stared at him suspiciously.

      "Why, your guvnor's just told me that the reserve upon it's two guineas!" she exclaimed.

      "Mr. Waddington must have made a mistake," Burton replied, with a sinking heart.

      "Look here," the woman insisted, "what is it worth, anyway?"

      "A few pence for the frame," Burton answered, hurrying off.

      The woman drew her shawl about her shoulders, threw her catalogue upon the floor and made her way towards the door.

      "Not going to stay here to be swindled!" she declared loudly, looking around her. "Colored lithograph, indeed, and put down in the catalogue as an interesting oil painting! They must think us folks don't know nothing. Cheating's the word, I say—cheating!"

      The woman's eye met the eye of Mr. Waddington as she stood for a moment in the doorway before taking her departure. She raised her fist and shook it.

      "Bah!" she exclaimed. "Ought to be ashamed of yourself! You and your h'oil paintings!"

      Mr. Waddington was too far off to hear her words but the character of her farewell was unmistakable! He glanced suspiciously towards his chief clerk. Burton, however, had at that moment been button-holed by a fidgety old gentleman who desired to ask him a few questions.

      "I am a little puzzled, sir," the old gentleman said, confidentially, "about the absolute authenticity of this chippendale suite—lot number 101 in the catalogue. This sale is—er—um—advertised as being—" the old gentleman turned over the pages of the catalogue quickly—"a sale of the effects of the late Doctor Transome. That's so, eh?"

      "I believe the announcement is to that effect," Burton confessed, hesitatingly.

      "Quite so," the little old gentleman continued. "Now I knew Dr. Transome intimately, and he was, without the slightest doubt, a rare judge of old furniture. I wouldn't mind following him anywhere, or accepting his judgment about anything. He was very set upon not having anything in his house that was not genuine. Now under any other circumstances, mind you, I should have had my doubts about that suite, but if you can assure me that it came from Dr. Transome's house, why, there's no more to be said about it. I'm a bidder."

      Burton shook his head gravely.

      "I am sorry," he declared, "but the frontispiece of the catalogue is certainly a little misleading. To tell you the truth, sir, there are very few articles here from Dr. Transome's house at all. The bulk of his effects were distributed among relatives. What we have here is a portion of the kitchen and servant's bedroom furniture."

      "Then where on earth did all this dining-room and library furniture come from?" the old gentleman demanded.

      Burton looked around him and back again at his questioner. There was no evading the matter, however.

      "The great majority of it," Burton admitted, "has been sent in to us for sale from dealers and manufacturers."

      The little old gentleman was annoyed. Instead of being grateful, as he ought to have been, he visited his annoyance upon Burton, which was unreasonable.

      "Deliberate swindling, sir—that's what I call it," he proclaimed, rolling up the catalogue and striking the palm of his hand with it. "All the way from Camberwell I've come, entirely on the strength of what turns out to be a misrepresentation. There's the bus fare there and back—six-pence, mind you—and a wasted morning. Who's going to recompense me, I should like to know? I'm not made of sixpences."

      Burton's hand slipped into his pocket. The little old gentleman sniffed.

      "You needn't insult me, young fellow," he declared. "I've a friend or two here and I'll set about letting them know the truth."

      He was as good as his word. The woman who had departed had also found her sympathizers. Mr. Waddington watched the departure of a little stream of people with a puzzled frown.

      "What's the matter with them all?" he muttered. "Come here, Burton."

      Burton, who had been standing a little in the background, endeavoring to escape further observation until the commencement of the sale, obeyed his master's summons promptly.

      "Can't reckon things up at all," Mr. Waddington confided. "Why aren't you round and amongst 'em, Burton, eh? You're generally such a good 'un at rubbing it into them. Why, the only two people I've seen you talk to this morning have left the place! What's wrong with you, man?"

      "I only wish I knew," Burton replied, fervently.

      Mr. Waddingon scratched his chin.

      "What's the meaning of those clothes, eh?" he demanded. "You've lost your appearance, Burton—that's what you've done. Not even a silk hat on a sale day!"

      "I'm sorry," Burton answered. "To tell you the truth, I had forgotten that it was a sale day."

      Mr. Waddington looked curiously at his assistant, and the longer he looked, the more convinced

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