style="font-size:15px;"> Venya. The whole life is a nasty joke. A friend of mine once came home from a business trip only to find his young wife in bed with her lover. «What are you doing here?!» The cuckold shrieked. «There you go,» his wife said to her lover. «I did tell you that my husband is an idiot.»
Alexey, fresh-faced after bathing and wrapped up in a bathrobe, comes out of the banya behind the house and walks along the path towards them.
Alexey. You’re telling Fyodor about Galina, your third wife, aren’t you? [Coming up to the table and noticing the broken jug.] Who smashed such a cool jug? Ah! I seem to know the answer.
Venya. It is because of men like you, pampered sticklers for cleanliness, that wives deceive their husbands!
Venya stands up, takes the broken jug, and goes inside. Alexey laughs after him.
Fyodor. Alexey, leave him alone, for Heaven’s sake.
Alexey. Venya is a bungler and loser. It’s a fact.
Fyodor. Veniamin never had luck with women. He is suffering, poor wretch.
Alexey. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.
Fyodor. It’s baloney! Dogs can learn at any age, especially when they are hungry.
Alexey. Have you heard the news? Venya even took a life-couching course.
Fyodor. He asked me to join him too. Positive thinking is in fashion now.
Alexey. These shamanic dances are just like drugs.
Fyodor. Everybody’s got to make a living.
Alexey. Some mysterious forces crank out these smooth-talking shamans who brainwash the common people. They create a temporary illusion of inner peace and self-confidence, get the gullible idiots motivated. They fill the hearts of losers like Venya with joy and their lives with struggles. This irrational joy and faith in the glorious future can later play a dirty trick and make their lives miserable.
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