his shoulders.
‘And after all this,’ I remarked, ‘I suppose you were ready to eat out of his hand?’
‘Don’t be coarse, James. I don’t know where you get these vulgar expressions from.’
‘Probably from my only link with the outside world – my patients. unfortunately, my practice does not lie amongst royal princes and interesting russian émigrés.’
Caroline pushed her spectacles up and looked at me.
‘You seem very grumpy, James. It must be your liver. A blue pill, I think, tonight.’
To see me in my own home, you would never imagine that I was a doctor of medicine. Caroline does the home prescribing both for herself and me.
‘Damn my liver,’ I said irritably. ‘Did you talk about the murder at all?’
‘Well, naturally, James. What else is there to talk about locally? I was able to set M. Poirot straight upon several points. he was very grateful to me. he said I had the makings of a born detective in me – and a wonderful psychological insight into human nature.’
Caroline was exactly like a cat that is full to over-flowing with rich cream. She was positively purring.
‘He talked a lot about the little grey cells of the brain, and of their functions. His own, he says, are of the first quality.’
‘He would say so,’ I remarked bitterly. ‘Modesty is certainly not his middle name.’
‘I wish you wouldn’t be so horribly American, James. he thought it very important that ralph should be found as soon as possible, and induced to come forward and give an account of himself. he says that his disappearance will produce a very unfortunate impression at the inquest.’
‘And what did you say to that?’
‘I agreed with him,’ said Caroline importantly. ‘And I was able to tell him the way people were talking already about it.’
‘Caroline,’ I said sharply, ‘did you tell M. Poirot what you overheard in the wood that day?’
‘I did,’ said Caroline complacently.
I got up and began to walk about.
‘You realize what you’re doing, I hope,’ I jerked out. ‘you’re putting a halter round ralph Paton’s neck as surely as you’re sitting in that chair.’
‘Not at all,’ said Caroline, quite unruffled. ‘I was surprised you hadn’t told him.’
‘I took very good care not to,’ I said. ‘I’m fond of that boy.’
‘So am I. That’s why I say you’re talking nonsense. I don’t believe ralph did it, and so the truth can’t hurt him, and we ought to give M. Poirot all the help we can. Why, think, very likely ralph was out with that identical girl on the night of the murder, and if so, he’s got a perfect alibi.’
‘If he’s got a perfect alibi,’ I retorted, ‘why doesn’t he come forward and say so?’
‘Might get the girl into trouble,’ said Caroline sapiently. ‘But if M. Poirot gets hold of her, and puts it to her as her duty, she’ll come forward of her own accord and clear Ralph.’
‘You seem to have invented a romantic fairy story of your own,’ I said. ‘you read too many trashy novels, Caroline. I’ve always told you so.’ I dropped into my chair again. ‘Did Poirot ask you any more questions?’ I inquired.
‘Only about the patients you had that morning.’
‘The patients?’ I demanded, unbelievingly.
‘Yes, your surgery patients. How many and who they were.’
‘Do you mean to say you were able to tell him that?’ I demanded.
Caroline is really amazing.
‘Why not?’ asked my sister triumphantly. ‘I can see the path up to the surgery door perfectly from this window. And I’ve got an excellent memory, James. Much better than yours, let me tell you.’
‘I’m sure you have,’ I murmured mechanically.
My sister went on, checking the names on her fingers.
‘There was old Mrs Bennett, and that boy from the farm with the bad finger, Dolly Grice to have a needle out of her finger; that American steward off the liner. Let me see – that’s four. Yes, and old George Evans with his ulcer. And lastly-’
She paused significantly.
‘Well?’
Caroline brought out her climax triumphantly. She hissed it in the most approved style – aided by the fortunate number of s’s at her disposal.
‘Miss Russell!’
She sat back in her chair and looked at me meaningly, and when Caroline looks at you meaningly, it is impossible to miss it.
‘I don’t know what you mean,’ I said, quite untruthfully. ‘Why shouldn’t Miss Russell consult me about her bad knee?’
‘Bad knee,’ said Caroline. ‘Fiddlesticks! No more bad knee than you and I. She was after something else.’
‘What?’ I asked.
Caroline had to admit that she didn’t know.
‘But depend upon it, that was what he was trying to get at – M. Poirot, I mean. There’s something fishy about that woman, and he knows it.’
‘Precisely the remark Mrs Ackroyd made to me yesterday,’ I said. ‘That there was something fishy about Miss Russell.’
‘Ah!’ said Caroline darkly, ‘Mrs Ackroyd! There’s another!’
‘Another what?’
Caroline refused to explain her remarks. She merely nodded her head several times, rolling up her knitting, and went upstairs to don the high mauve silk blouse and the gold locket which she calls dressing for dinner.
I stayed there staring into the fire and thinking over Caroline’s words. Had Poirot really come to gain information about Miss Russell, or was it only Caroline’s tortuous mind that interpreted everything according to her own ideas?
There had certainly been nothing in Miss Russell’s manner that morning to arouse suspicion. At least-
I remembered her persistent conversation on the subject of drug-taking – and from that she had led the conversation to poisons and poisoning. But there was nothing in that. Ackroyd had not been poisoned. Still, it was odd…
I heard Caroline’s voice, rather acid in tone, calling from the top of the stairs.
‘James, you will be late for dinner.’
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