of course, there are no guarantees that this book will lead you to a monster jackpot. But knowledge really is power in a casino. As long as you’ve come to learn about the good, the bad, and the glitzy, you’ve come to the right place. And odds are, even if you don’t come out a winner, this book can guide you toward a great casino experience.
Part 1
Casino Gambling Basics: Everything You Need to Know to Start
IN THIS PART …
Learn how casinos work and how you can work the casinos.
Prepare yourself for what to expect when you visit a casino.
Get the skinny on your chances of success and which games offer the best odds.
Learn how to manage — and stretch — your gambling bankroll.
Chapter 1
Casino Gambling 101: The Inside Scoop
IN THIS CHAPTER
In spite of the popularity of Jack Nicklaus and Arnold Palmer during golf’s first golden era, Gary Player was always a fan favorite. The South African’s diminutive size made for a less-than-intimidating physical presence in the tee box. But Player’s welterweight appearance belied a heavyweight swing.
Believe it or not, casino gambling is a lot like golf. And, no, not because both games are about going for the green. Golf is all about technique, skill, and knowledge. And masters of the game are inspiring to watch. With swings as graceful and elegant as a ballet dancer’s leap, they make each challenging stroke look effortless. The pros seem to play as smoothly as those on the PGA tour. But, as in golf, the successful player has gathered important knowledge and studied effective strategies to finesse the outcome in their favor.
In other words, casino pros aren’t winners just because they’re lucky, any more than Jordan Spieth is a golf god because the angels of the green have smiled upon him. The greats of the poker tournament circuit may look like they could take the table in their sleep — but they’re skilled, savvy, and have studied the game diligently.
It’s okay if you’re not planning to become the Jordan Spieth of blackjack … or the Brooks Koepka of Keno … or the Xander Schauffele of slots (say that ten times fast). Your gambling aspirations should look like your golf ambitions: Play a little better, win more often, and enjoy the experience as much as possible. And you have every reason to believe that you can attain your goal. But success requires knowledge, strategy, and some skill. You’ve come to the right place. This chapter (and book) can provide the preparation you need to help you find your swing in the casino.
Entering the Casino: What You’re Up Against
The first secret to gambling success is to understand the inner workings of the casino world before you’re seduced by the flash and dazzle. Casinos are sophisticated and highly successful enterprises — and they don’t get that way by giving away money. Your best bet, then, is to be aware of basic casino operations so you can manipulate the experience to your advantage.
Marketing their way to your wallet
They see you coming from miles away. They know exactly who you are, how much money you make, what you like and dislike, and whether you’re married, single, or divorced. Who are these omniscient watchers who track your secrets? The IRS? CIA? Al-Qaeda?
None of the above. I’m talking about the marketing gurus at modern casinos. They’re constantly studying reams of data on millions of gamblers to develop profiles of guests who most willingly spend their discretionary income on a couple of hours of distraction.
Nothing is left to chance in a modern casino. Every possible element, from the design of the wallpaper to the thickness of the carpet, is there to draw you in and keep you gambling as long as possible. All the colors, sights, sounds, and sensations serve one purpose: to make you happy — even when you lose.
Accepting the odds: The house rules
The casino’s first commandment is “The house shall always win.” A couple of games permit sharp players to break even or eke out a small edge occasionally. But casinos are in business to make money, so winning is a losing proposition for most players.
Why? Three good reasons:
In many games, the casino doesn’t pay out true odds.In roulette, for example, the odds of betting on the right number are 37 to 1. That means you can expect to guess right once for every 37 spins of the wheel. But if you win, the payout is only 35 to 1 — or $35 profit for every $1 you bet. The difference between 37 and 35 seems small, but that discrepancy actually gives the house one of its biggest edges. (Refer to Chapter 3 for an explanation of true odds and Chapter 9 for more info on roulette.)
The casino has a house edge — a mathematical advantage over the player in any game. Throughout the casino, players must overcome odds that aren’t favorable to winning. (Read more about the edge in Chapter 3.)Your goal is to find games where the casino has the lowest edge. Craps is a great example. This fun, exciting game offers great odds — if you stay away from the bad bets. We explore craps in Chapter 8.To get the lowdown on house edge in other games, check out the individual chapters in Parts II and III.
The house charges a vigorish (commission) in some games, such as sports betting. (Check out Chapter 15.)
Protecting your money with a plan
For most people, developing a strategy for doling out their gambling bankroll can keep them out of serious trouble. Set a budget and stick to it. Consider contingencies (such as losing your bankroll in the first few minutes of your visit) and know how to respond when your wallet gets whacked.
Your strategy, however, is only as good as your willpower. Nothing jacks up casino profits faster than undisciplined gamblers. If you’re an impulsive type, then gambling may leave your bank account looking like it just went 15 rounds with a heavyweight boxing champion. (Refer to Chapter
