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«Муля, не нервируй меня!» Шаржи. Афоризмы. Рисунки. Фаина Раневская

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опухоль самомнения.

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      Знакомый жалуется:

      – Мои дела пошли из рук вон плохо.

      Раневская советует:

      – Так вы, голубчик, не ходите с ними.

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      Знакомая сетует:

      – Количество дураков вокруг с каждым днем становится все больше!

      Раневская усмехается:

      – Ничего удивительного. Ума на планете не прибавляется, а население растет. Вот и нехватка…

      Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

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