Смеяться, право, не грешно… Юмористические рассказы. Борис Швец

Чтение книги онлайн.

Читать онлайн книгу Смеяться, право, не грешно… Юмористические рассказы - Борис Швец страница 7

Смеяться, право, не грешно… Юмористические рассказы - Борис Швец

Скачать книгу

align="center">

      19. КАК БЫЛО БЫ ЗАМЕЧАТЕЛЬНО!

      Нью-Йорк поражал каньонами улиц, домами, рекламой, людьми. Саша не спеша перемещался по Пятой авеню – главной торговой улице Манхэттена, разглядывая город, людей и витрины. После скудных магазинов постсоветской России демонстрируемое изобилие не умещалось в глазах и не укладывалось в голове. Хотелось прикупить на весь скудный бюджет.

      Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

      Текст предоставлен ООО «Литрес».

      Прочитайте эту книгу целиком, купив полную легальную версию на Литрес.

      Безопасно оплатить книгу можно банковской картой Visa, MasterCard, Maestro, со счета мобильного телефона, с платежного терминала, в салоне МТС или Связной, через PayPal, WebMoney, Яндекс.Деньги, QIWI Кошелек, бонусными картами или другим удобным Вам способом.

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

Скачать книгу