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нее дела. Как только он вошел в гостиницу, сразу же увидел свою возлюбленную с двухлетним малышом на коленях – таким же рыжим, как и он сам.

      – Элен! Почему же ты не написала, что ты забеременела?! Я бы сразу примчался, чтобы обвенчаться с тобой! Или это не наш с тобой малыш?

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