Pookaroid, or else I’d give you a licking as mustard dessert!” Olga stopped chasing Pookar.
Realizing this, Pookar looked out bravely from behind the dragon. “Well, assuming it’s still unknown who would beat up whom,” he declared.
Flamy and his new friends moved from the kitchen to the room and played indoor Olympic games. The bunnies Sineus and Truvor excelled in jumping. They could easily jump over Flamy. Pookar did not jump so well but somersaulted remarkably. His round body was created ideally for somersaults. Flamy flew around the kitchen like an awkward, heavy bee and almost broke the lamp.
The doll Olga was afraid of staining her new dress and just clapped her hands and laughed, watching the others having fun. She suddenly remembered that Mama and Papa would soon return from work. The adults would scold Masha for scattering the toys, so they had to tidy up the room.
Flamy hesitated a little and asked, “Can I live with you in the room? It’s boring alone in the closet!”
Pookar and Olga looked at each other and agreed. “Of course, you can. Only be careful. Nobody must see you,” said Olga.
“Why?” Flamy asked.
“Because!” Pookar interrupted. “If they see you, they’ll take you away to the zoo, detain you with your head in a test tube and study you. People – they’re like that.”
“Are we telling Masha about Flamy?” the bunnies asked together.
Pookar shook his head. “Not yet. Though big in appearance, she’s but a girl, and you can expect anything from them.”
The doll Olga did not like any attack on girls. “But we can’t tell a lie! It’s not good to lie,” she objected.
“Who’s lying? To lie is to say something that isn’t. But when you don’t talk about what is, it’s a CON-SPI-RA-CY.”
“Then it’s clear. It’s quite another matter. Then we won’t tell anyone,” the bunnies promised. They liked difficult words more than they understood their meaning.
“Hurray!” Flamy shouted. “I’ll live in the room! When someone comes, I’ll hide. Right?”
“Uh-huh,” Pookar assured him.
Chapter Four
About What Every Little Dragonet Can Do
In the evening on the green carpet in front of the dollhouse, Olga gathered all the toys to celebrate the resettlement of the dragonet Flamy to the room. Olga was bustling about in the kitchen. Sineus and Truvor were helpers; they carried spoons, forks, bowls of jam, cookies and pickles, cans of fish for the cat Muffin, and jars of mustard for Flamy.
Meanwhile, Muffin was teaching Flamy good manners. She found him funny but a little uncouth, and immediately got busy with his education.
“How do you walk? You stomp like a rhino! Should walk like this… Feet move softly and carefully!” Muffin strolled gracefully along the rug.
“Ne-uh. If I walk like that, then what about my fearsome dragon huff? All dragons huff. They can’t do it differently,” Flamy grumbled.
“You’re as stubborn as a rhino!” Rhino was the only wild beast known to Muffin. She once saw a picture of it in a children’s book and remembered it very well. Since then, it had become her source of negative examples for life. “Walk like a rhino,” “stupid like a rhino,” “drink milk like a rhino,” the cat repeated incessantly.
“It’s unclear why this Moscow cat is obsessed with the rhino. Muffy, watch you don’t marry a rhino! You would!” Pookar once remarked and immediately got one on the forehead for it. The cat Muffin’s foot might be soft, but it was painful.
At that moment, Pookar was writing a poem, which he intended on reading at the festive dinner. The poem was awfully stubborn and did not want to be written. Pookar was chewing on a pencil and suffering.
“Give me a rhyme for the word ‘ground’!” He nudged Olga in the side.
“Leave me alone. Don’t you see I’m busy?” The doll was spreading jam on bread.
“No, you’re not… I am. Spreading jam on bread is nothing like creating verses.”
“Then create them in silence. Or else you’ll be left without sandwiches,” the doll Olga talked back.
When the preparations were finished, everyone was invited to the table. The bunnies sat on small stools with carved legs, Olga sat on an armchair, Pookar climbed onto the cat’s back, and Flamy placed his heavy head on the edge of the table.
Everyone glanced around the table, wondering where to begin. The dragonet looked fondly at the jar of mustard. Sineus and Truvor shyly treated each other to carrots. The cat Muffin dreamily sniffed the can of fish as if smelling a rose.
“Please wait! I’ve finished the poem!” Pookar shouted suddenly.
He struck a pose, stretched out his right arm, cleared his throat, ran his fingers through his messy red hair, and began to wail in anguish,
“Cats walked along the ground,
Their legs moving,
Cockroaches were all around,
In manna kasha bathing.”
The toys clapped their hands. “Not bad! Not bad at all. A good poem. Well done!”
Pookar looked down modestly. “I dedicate my quatrain to the dragonet Flamy.”
Flamy was moved. “Really? Very nice of you. Would you read it once more, as I wasn’t listening the first time. I didn’t know that the poem was dedicated to me,” he admitted.
“Then why did you praise me?” Pookar asked sullenly. “Okay, listen!”
“Cats walked along the ground,
Their legs moving,
Cockroaches were all around,
In manna kasha bathing.”
Pookar repeated the quatrain three more times, and each time it seemed to him all the more successful. “I read and I weep! I can’t even believe that I wrote it,” he said.
Pookar’s poem was to everyone’s liking. Muffin liked that Pookar mentioned cats. The bunnies liked that everything rhymed and, most importantly, no one was eaten or killed. Olga alone was dissatisfied with the cockroaches. It seemed to her unhygienic.
“Let’s eat! No need to put it off! Long live cabbage and carrot pies!” the bunnies shouted.
“What a wonderful day! Today I woke up, today a great poem was dedicated to me, and I’ve found friends!” Flamy exclaimed, dipping his long forked tongue into the mustard.
“We’re also glad that we found you and you’ve become our friend!” Olga assured him.
“And we’re even more glad that you don’t eat jam,” Pookar added, licking the spoon.
The meal was barely over and the dishes put away when everyone heard a key in the lock and voices in the hallway.
“It’s
