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      Парентеральным путем – во время контакта с кровью больного, через бритвенные приборы, зубные щетки, хирургические и стоматологические инструменты, во время внутривенных инъекций, через зараженные шприцы, при переливании зараженной крови. – Примеч. ред.

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