that in point of fact all those better qualities in themselves which made them so jealous for the honour of the family had descended to them solely from their mother’s side of the house, and were altogether alien to the lower nature of that good-humoured, idle, unprincipled scamp and ne’er-do-well, their father.
At the very same moment, indeed, in the cosiest corner of the White Horse parlour, Mr. Plantagenet himself, the head of the house, was observing complacently, in a mellifluous voice, to an eager little group of admiring listeners: ‘Yes, gentlemen, my son Richard, I’m proud to say, will shortly begin his career at Oxford University. I’m a poor man myself, I admit; I might have been richer but for untoward events; and circumstances have compelled me to submit in my old age to a degrading profession, for which neither my birth, my education, nor my literary habits have naturally fitted me. But I trust I have, at least, been a good father to my children. A good – father – to my children. I have given them the very best education this poor town can afford; and now, though I know it will sadly cripple my slender resources, I mean to make a struggle, my friends, a manful struggle, and send my boy Richard up to Oxford. Richard has brains, undoubted brains; he’s proud and reserved, as you all know, and doesn’t shine in society; he lacks the proper qualities; but he has undoubted brains, for all that; and brilliancy, I know to my cost’ – here he heaved a deep sigh – ‘is often a pitfall to a man of genius. Richard hasn’t genius; but he’s industrious and plodding, and possesses, I’m told, a remarkable acquaintance with the history of his country. So I’ve made up my mind to brave the effort and send him up to our ancestral University. He may do something in time to repair the broken fortunes of a respectable family. Gentlemen,’ Mr. Plantagenet went on, glancing round him for confirmation of his coming statement, ‘I think you’ll all bear me witness that I’ve never boasted or bragged about my family in any way; but you’ll all admit, too, that my family is a respectable one, and that the name I bear has not been wholly undistinguished in the history of this country. – Thank you, sir; I’m very much obliged indeed to you for your kindness; I don’t mind if I do. – Brandy, if you please, as usual, Miss Brooks —and a split soda. – Gentlemen, I thank you for your generous sympathy. Misfortune has not wholly deprived me, I’m proud to notice, of appreciative friends. I will drain this sparkling beaker, which my neighbour is good enough to offer, to an appropriate toast – the toast of Success to Richard Plantagenet of Durham College, Oxford.’
CHAPTER IV. A ROYAL POURPARLER
Next morning, when Richard went down to his work in town, Mr. Wells, his employer, accosted him at once with the unwelcome greeting:
‘Hullo, Plantagenet, so I hear you’re going up to college at Oxford!’
Nothing on earth could well have been more unpleasant for poor Dick. He saw at once from Mr. Wells’s tone that his father must have bragged: he must have spoken of the projected trip at the White Horse last night, not as a mere speculative journey in search of a problematical and uncertain Scholarship, but as a fait accompli– a domestic arrangement dependent on the mere will of the house of Plantagenet. He must have treated his decision as when a Duke decides that he shall send his son and heir to Christ Church or Trinity.
This mode of envisaging the subject was doubly annoying to Dick, for not only would he feel most keenly the disgrace of returning empty-handed if he failed in the examination, but relations might perhaps become strained meanwhile between himself and Mr. Wells, if the employer thought he might at any moment be deprived of the assistant’s services. However, we must all answer for the sins of our fathers: there was nothing for it now but to brazen it out as best he might; so Dick at once confided to his master the true state of the case, explaining that he would only want a few days’ holiday, during which he engaged to supply an efficient substitute; that his going to Oxford permanently must depend on his success in the Scholarship examination; and that even if he succeeded – which he modestly judged unlikely – he wouldn’t need to give up his present engagement and go into residence at the University till October.
These explanations, frankly given with manly candour, had the good effect of visibly mollifying Mr. Wells’s nascent and half-unspoken resentment. Richard had noticed just at first that he assumed a sarcastic and somewhat aggrieved tone, as one who might have expected to be the first person informed of this intended new departure. But as soon as all was satisfactorily cleared up, the bookseller’s manner changed immediately, and he displayed instead a genuine interest in the success of the great undertaking. To say the truth, Mr. Wells was not a little proud of his unique assistant. He regarded him with respect, not unmixed with pity.
All Chiddingwick, indeed, took a certain compassionate interest in the Plantagenet family. They were, so to speak, public property and local celebrities. Lady Agatha Moore herself, the wife of the Squire, and an Earl’s daughter, always asked Mrs. Plantagenet to her annual garden-party. Chiddingwickians pointed out the head of the house to strangers, and observed with pardonable possessive pride: ‘That’s our poor old dancing-master; he’s a Plantagenet born, and some people say if it hadn’t been for those unfortunate Wars of the Roses he’d have been King of England. But now he holds classes at the White Horse Assembly Rooms.’
Much more then had Mr. Wells special reason to be proud of his own personal relations with the heir of the house, the final inheritor of so much shadowy and hypothetical splendour. The moment he learned the real nature of Dick Plantagenet’s errand, he was kindness itself to his clever assistant. He desired to give Dick every indulgence in his power. Mind the shop? No, certainly not! Richard would want all his time now to cram for the examination. He must cram, cram, cram; there was nothing like cramming!
Mr. Wells, laudably desirous of keeping well abreast with the educational movement of the present day, laid immense stress upon this absolute necessity for cram in the modern world. He even advised Richard to learn by heart the names and dates of all the English monarchs Dick could hardly forbear a smile at this naïve but well-meant proposal. He had worked hard at Modern History, both British and continental, in all his spare time, ever since he left the grammar school, and few men at the University knew as much as he did of our mediaeval annals. We are all for ‘epochs’ nowadays; and Dick’s epoch was the earlier middle age of feudalism. But the notion that anything so childish as the names and dates of kings could serve his purpose tickled his gravity not a little. Still, the advice was kindly meant, up to Mr. Wells’s lights, and Dick received it with grave courtesy, making answer politely that all these details were already familiar to him.
During the four days that remained before the trip to Oxford, Mr. Wells wouldn’t hear of Richard’s doing any more work in the shop than was absolutely necessary. He must spend all his time, the good man said, in reading Hume and Smollett – the latest historical authorities of whom the Chiddingwick bookseller had any personal knowledge. Dick availed himself for the most part of his employer’s kindness; but there was one piece of work, he said, which he couldn’t neglect, no matter what happened. It was a certain bookbinding job of no very great import – just a couple of volumes to cover in half-calf for the governess at the Rectory. Yet he insisted upon doing it.
Somehow, though he had only seen Mary Tudor once, for those few minutes in the shop, he attached a very singular and sentimental importance to binding that book for her. She was a pretty girl, for one thing – an extremely pretty girl – and he admired her intensely. But that wasn’t all; she was a Tudor, as well, and he was a Plan-tagenet. In some vague, half-conscious way he reflected more than once that ‘it had gone with a Tudor, and with a Tudor it might come back again.’ What he meant by that it he hardly knew himself. Certainly not the crown of this United Kingdom; for Dick was far too good a student of constitutional history not to be thoroughly aware that the crown of England itself was elective, not hereditary; and he had far too much common-sense to suppose for one moment that the people of these three realms would desire to disturb the Act of Settlement and repeal the Union in order to place a local dancing-master or a bookseller’s assistant on the throne of England – for to Scotland he hadn’t even the shadowy claim of an outside pretender. As he put it himself,
