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He’s Just Not That Into You
The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys
Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
This book is dedicated to all the lovely ladies out there whose stories inspired us to write this book. May we never need to write another one.
The stories you will read in this book are illustrative examples, not based on specific events or people. No matter what anyone might think, they are not transparent attempts to publicly mock our friends, enemies, or exes.
(However, we’re not going to say the thought didn’t cross our minds.)
—Greg and Liz
Table of Contents
You Are All Dating the Same Guy
1 He’s Just Not That Into You If He’s Not Asking You Out
2 He’s Just Not That Into You If He’s Not Calling You
3 He’s Just Not That Into You If He’s Not Dating You
4 He’s Just Not That Into You If He’s Not Having Sex With You
5 He’s Just Not That Into You If He’s Having Sex With Someone Else
6 He’s Just Not That Into You If He Only Wants to See You When He’s Drunk
7 He’s Just Not That Into You If He Doesn’s Want to Marry You
8 He’s Just Not That Into You If He’s Breaking Up With You
9 He’s Just Not That Into You If He’s Disappeared On You
10 He’s Just Not That Into You If He’s Married (And Other Insane Variations of Being Unavailable)
11 He’s Just Not That Into You If He’s a Selfish Jerk, a Bully, or a Really Big Freak
12 Don’t Listen to These Stories
17 Life After He’s Just Not That Into You
Praise for He’s Just Not That Into You
The publishers of He’s Just Not That Into You asked us if we wanted to write another chapter or add anything to the book for future editions. My response was, “Are you kidding me? It’s perfect.” But then I reconsidered my position. Do I have more to say on the subject? Not really. I feel we pretty much covered it. But the point of view I hadn’t considered was what it’s like to be a woman living in the post–He’s Just Not That Into You world.
Hmmm…I pondered who could possibly have thoughts on this subject. I couldn’t think of anyone, so I took a nap. Then Liz called. Surprisingly, as a single woman living in New York City, she felt she had some information she wanted to share. Thus was born the first of the two bonus chapters at the end of this edition.
Also, since the publication of He’s Just Not That Into You I’ve been asked a million questions. Everything from “Did you think the book would be such a success?” to “Who the fuck do you think you are?” (The latter from a fairly upset marine who maybe wasn’t as into his lady as he should have been. Sorry, man.)
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