Inspector Alleyn 3-Book Collection 4: A Surfeit of Lampreys, Death and the Dancing Footman, Colour Scheme. Ngaio Marsh
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‘Nice, isn’t it?’ she said, tugging at a clump of tussock.
‘Very pleasant,’ said Henry.
‘But not as good as England?’
‘Well, I suppose England’s my country,’ said Henry.
‘If I was there expect I’d feel the same about New Zealand.’
‘I expect so. But you’re only once removed from England, and we’re not New Zealand at all. Strangers in a strange land and making pretty considerable fools of ourselves. There’s a financial crisis brewing, Roberta.’
‘Again!’ cried Roberta in alarm.
‘Again, and it seems to be a snorter.’
Henry rolled over on his back and stared at the sky.
‘We’re hopeless,’ he said to Roberta. ‘We live by windfalls and they won’t go on for ever. What will happen to us, Roberta?’
‘Charlot,’ said Roberta, ‘thinks you might have a poultry farm.’
‘She and Daddy both think so,’ said Henry. ‘What will happen? We’ll order masses of hens, and I can’t tell you how much I dislike the sensation of feathers, we’ll build expensive modern chicken-houses, we’ll buy poultrified garments for ourselves, and for six months we’ll all be eaten up with the zeal of the chicken-house and then we’ll employ someone to do the work and we won’t have paid for the outlay.’
‘Well,’ said Roberta unhappily, ‘why don’t you say so?’
‘Because I’m like the rest of my family,’ said Henry. ‘What do you think of us, Robin? You’re such a composed little person with your smooth head and your watchfulness.’
‘That sounds smug and beastly.’
‘It isn’t meant to. You’ve got a sort of Jane Eyreishness about you. You’ll grow up into a Jane Eyre, I dare say, if you grow at all. Don’t you sometimes think we’re pretty hopeless?’
‘I like you.’
‘I know. But you must criticize a little. What’s to be done? What, for instance, ought I to do?’
‘I suppose,’ said Roberta, ‘you ought to get a job.’
‘What sort of a job? What can I do in New Zealand or anywhere else for the matter of that?’
‘Ought you to have a profession?’
‘What sort of profession?’
‘Well,’ said Roberta helplessly, ‘what would you like?’
‘I’m sick at the sight of blood so I couldn’t be a doctor. I lose my temper when I argue, so I couldn’t be a lawyer, and I hate the poor, so I couldn’t be a parson.’
‘Wasn’t there some idea of your managing Deepacres?’
‘A sheep farmer?’
‘Well – a run-holder. Deepacres is a biggish run, isn’t it?’
‘Too big for the Lampreys. Poor Daddy! When we first got here he became so excessively New Zealand. I believe he used sheep-dip on his hair and shall I ever forget him with the dogs! He bought four, I think they cost twenty pounds each. He used to sit on his horse and whistle so unsuccessfully that even the horse couldn’t have heard him and the dogs all lay down and went to sleep and the sheep stood in serried ranks and gazed at him in mild surprise. Then he tried swearing and screaming but he lost his voice in less than no time. We should never have come out here.’
‘I can’t understand why you did.’
‘In a vague sort of way I fancy we were shooting the moon. I was at Eton and really didn’t know anything about it, until they whizzed me away to the ship.’
‘I suppose you’ll all go back to England,’ said Roberta unhappily.
‘When Uncle Gabriel dies. Unless, of course, Aunt G. has any young.’
‘But isn’t she past it?’
‘You’d think so, but it would be just like the Gabriels. I wish I could work that Chinese Mandarin trick and say in my head, “Uncle G. has left us!” and be sure that he would instantly fall down dead.’
‘Henry!’
‘Well, my dear, if you knew him. He’s the most revolting old gentleman. How Daddy ever came to have such a brother! He’s mean and hideous and spiteful and ought to have been dead ages ago. There were two uncles between him and Daddy but they were both killed in the Great War. I understand that they were rather nice, and at any rate they had no sons, which is the great thing in their favour.’
‘Henry, I get so muddled. What is your Uncle Gabriel’s name?’
‘Gabriel.’
‘No, I mean his title and everything.’
‘Oh. Well, he’s the Marquis of Wutherwood and Rune. While my grandfather was alive Uncle G. was Lord Rune, the Earl of Rune. That’s the eldest son’s title, you see. Daddy is just a younger son.’
‘And when your Uncle G. dies your father will be Lord Wutherwood and you’ll be Lord Rune?’
‘Yes, I shall, if the old pig ever does die.’
‘Well, then there’d be a job for you. You could go into the House of Lords.’
‘No; I couldn’t. Poor Daddy would do that. He could bring in a bill about sheep-dip if peers are allowed to bring in bills. I rather think they only squash them, but I’m not sure.’