It was Barefoot’s fault I’d forgotten this assignment, and she was picking cold? After all the famines and pandemics we’d watched this semester? Even nowadays people got cold sometimes. Like down at the Pole, my tempsuit was always icy when I first put it on in the morning. Distinctly unpleasant. And “common cold” sounded a lot lamer than South Pole cold.
A smile was spreading across Mr. Solomon’s face. “Are you sure you want to attempt something so .nbsp;.nbsp; disagreeable?”
That seemed to take Barefoot by surprise, and I saw from Maria’s grin that she’d already investigated this “common cold,” and if a meeker like Maria wanted no part of it, Barefoot was in big trouble.
“I can handle it,” she said, bluffing. Her thumbs were twitching with unconscious headspace gestures, trying to check closer. Knowing Barefoot, she hadn’t gotten past the name. It’s that kind of lazy work that Scarcity is supposed to teach you not to rely on, because people used to die from being lazy.
Of course, Barefoot was still way ahead of me.
“Well then,” Mr. Solomon said, “the common cold is all yours, Miss Tillman. Enjoy.”
More hands shot up.
Solomon’s gaze took a random walk around the classroom. This whole raising-your-hand thing was another of the tech-stepdowns that made Scarcity so frustrating. You had to wait your turn instead of arguing on multiple audio levels or texting on to one big thread. No wonder they were always fighting back then—discussing anything complicated with a single audio level was like trying to suck tar through a straw.
Lao Wrigley had her hand up higher than anyone.
“I’d like to do physical transport. No teleporting at all.” She flicked her hair. “My dad flies me to school anyway.”
“What an ambitious bunch you are,” Solomon said, the sadistic glee on his face making my stomach flip. “But what about your classes on other continents?”
Lao smugly shuffled the paper in her hands. She wasn’t a Maria Borsotti–level meeker, but she always squirted her notes from headspace on to wood-pulp before class.
“Well, my courses in Asia are all in headspace this semester, so I don’t have to teleport. My skin-diving elective is down in the Bahamas, but there’s this cargo ferry that runs twice a day, and it has some old passenger seats.”
Mr. Solomon nodded. “Excellent research, Lao, but I think you’ll find that boats are surprisingly slow. Did you know how long it takes?”
Lao nodded solemnly. “Two whole hours, Mr. S. But I can manage it if our ancestors could.”
“And what about your social life, Miss Wrigley? This means no parties on Luna for two weeks.”
Still wearing her serious face, Lao folded her hands. “Well, Scarcity doesn’t mean much unless you have to give something up.”
I rolled my eyes—as if Lao Wrigley had a plane-thopping social life. Even Maria raised an eyebrow, like she’d just sent me a headspace message. (That was the one cool thing about Scarcity: it made you realize how much you could communicate using just your face.) We managed not to giggle out loud.
Mr. Solomon nodded and started looking for his next victim.
Now my brain was really racing. It hadn’t occurred to me that you could give up teleporting. I’d been focused on the classics: diseases or starvation or having a limb paralyzed. Maybe a tech-stepdown was safer than some bacteria running rampant in my body.
I tried to remember all the olden-day hassles. No teleporting (taken). No headspace (yeah, right). No tempsuits (so I’d freeze to death down at the Pole?). No guaranteed credit level (and what would that mean—getting a job?). Every idea sounded nightmarish.
I guess that was the point of Scarcity: it sucked inescapably.
“How are those ideas coming, Kieran?” Maria whispered.
I gritted my teeth, having the sulky realization that my ancestors had expended lots of effort figuring out how not to suffer from hunger and lion attacks and random germs growing inside them. Much appreciated, ancient forebears, but why should I have to run that gauntlet again?
Though the thought of lions was kind of cool. I wondered if I could do predation, and have a fabricator build some big beast to chase me every now and then. But it would probably annoy my acting teacher, getting jumped by cave bears while rehearsing Shakespeare.
Solomon went through my classmates one by one, the noose tightening as hands went down.
My buddy Sho took hunger, saying he thought it would be funny to get skinny. His bioframe wouldn’t let him die, after all, and people used to fast for two weeks all the time. Solomon said okay, but made him promise to drink lots of water.
Judy Watson chose illiteracy, which meant she could only use icons and verbal commands in headspace. This was an excellent dodge, given how many people didn’t bother reading anymore. I tried to think of some variation on the idea, but nothing worked—and I needed to be literate to learn my lines for Hamlet.
Most people took diseases: cancers or infections, even a few parasites. Dan Stratovaria took river blindness, so his eyes would get eaten away over the next two weeks. Solomon let him keep visuals in headspace to do homework with, and Dan had been planning on getting new eyes anyway, so score another one for easy.
The only diseases I could remember were the ones with funny names, like whooping cough. But two weeks of whooping didn’t sound like fun.
“You’re cute when you’re nervous,” Maria whispered.
Mr. Solomon’s gaze shifted our way. “Maria and Kieran, what have you two been discussing so furiously since class began?”
“Well, Kieran has an outstanding idea, Mr. Solomon,” Maria said, and I suppressed the urge to kick her.
“No doubt, Maria,” he said. “But let’s hear yours first.”
Maria just smiled. “I’d like to suspend my hormonal balancers.”
Solomon nodded slowly—apparently these words made sense to him. “A little risky at sixteen years of age, don’t you think?”
“It’ll be fun, finding out how it was to be a teenager back then.” She shrugged. “It always sounds really intense when you read about it.”
“Indeed it does. Let the hormones run free, then. And what about your outstanding idea, Kieran?”
I ignored Maria’s amused expression. “Well, I was thinking about trying something .nbsp;.nbsp; different.”
“Wonderful. And what would that be?”
What indeed ?What ? I tried to think of something that would help me with mountain climbing, like a fear of heights. Or motivate my Antarctic skills, like the possibility of frostbite. Or help me understand Hamlet better, because those Elizabethan times had been all about the heavy-duty scarcity .nbsp;.nbsp;
And with that thought, William Shakespeare came to my rescue.
“Sleep,”
