bring out the differences between two characters, or both sides of a dual personality. My favourites among these were in the film of The Fool, when I played a nineteenth-century poverty-stricken clerk, ‘the fool’ who sells tickets for the vaudeville, and Frederick, a City of London speculator, whose fortunes tumble when a great financial bubble bursts.
I was bullied at this time by a boy at Capworth School, because I wasn’t aggressive, nor was I a toughie. He knew I would not retaliate. I asked Mum and Dad to save me, so after school they’d come to pick me up. I was probably seen as soft, girlish and a bit fey, and I much preferred the company of girls, and they mine, again because there was nothing confrontational about being with them.
Karen, a teacher at Capworth School, who was young and unmarried, took me out to the West End to see my first professional show. It was her personal choice to ask me, so I have no idea how it came about, except that she must have asked Mum. The show was the musical Oh Marguerita, which had the famous song ‘Bella Marguerita’:
Her lips have made me her prisoner
A slave to every command
She captivates and intoxicates me
With one little touch of her hand.
It stimulated the romantic lover – the dreamer inside me – but also a nagging awareness of how I appeared to others. I’m not sure which came first, but the other side of show business, the glitz, exerted its pull on me when Mum and Dad bought tickets for the London Palladium Christmas panto, which was Cinderella.
‘I’m coming down there to pick one or two of you to come on the stage,’ Evelyn Laye royally announced to the audience. She was Prince Charming, with Noëlle Gordon as Dandini, the other Principal Boy. Miss Laye tripped down the stairs into the stalls and selected me, so here I was up on stage with the world-famous music hall star: my first professional appearance clocked up at the Palladium! Thrilled to bits, I was given sweets and a balloon.
Fast forward to Westminster Abbey in the 1990s. A plaque is being laid to Noël Coward and at the ceremony I read out an extract from his War Diaries. There in the front row I spot Evelyn Laye, a great friend of Coward’s, now eighty-six. I go over to her.
‘You won’t remember, but we have worked together before – at the London Palladium.’ Naturally she didn’t remember me at all, only the panto!
After this I felt proprietorial about the Palladium, so sometimes for visits to the West End I’d save up pocket money, take the Tube west to Argyle Street, summon the maître d’ outside to hail me a taxi to drive me to a theatre nearby: just for the sheer joy of the taxi-ride.
At the age of nine I wrote to Sir Michael Balcon, the Ealing Films boss, asking him outright if I could be in a film of his, and received back a very sweet letter.
If you are that keen, you should pursue your dream and get in touch with us again in a few years’ time.
One of the basic things I knew at a tender age was that I was attracted to other boys, in particular to a boy in kindergarten whose name was Julian. I would also try to be near him, to join his team, or play with him in the playground or be his partner. I was physically drawn to him – I wanted to touch him, but I never did.
But actually, towards none of the boy friends that I was close to later at school did I feel any kind of physical attraction; neither to Mark Allen, nor Graham Smith, two friends I went around with. I was much closer to girls.
Of all the girls Ivy Mills was the one I became closest to. I remember Ivy and I were at home once while Mum and Dad had gone out for the evening. We deliberately sat side-by-side on the sofa, staring ahead, barely daring to touch, but aware what this might lead to.
‘Let’s try it,’ said Ivy.
So we ‘did it’ – in those days this meant only kissing like grown-ups ‘properly’, not quite sure what we were doing.
My friendship with Ivy led to a turning point in my life, for I was invited to her ninth birthday party, where something unforeseen and quite disastrous happened.
Mum and Dad were out at work, so I was without them. But a lot of mums and dads were at the party with their children, and we were all having great fun, when the hosts introduced a game with a name I can’t recall; perhaps for the reason that we never got round to playing it – and I was the reason. For this game the boys, who were wearing long trousers, had to roll them up. I duly rolled up mine and was ready to start.
‘Derek, what on earth’s happened to you?’ cried out Ivy’s mum, turning completely white and aghast at what she saw. My rolled-up trousers revealed a gruesome spectacle: my legs were covered in spots, reddish spots where the blood vessels had broken. All the mothers instantly panicked, grabbed their offspring and fled.
And that was the end of the party. It was the time of the much-dreaded polio epidemic. Ivy’s parents had to contact Mum and Dad at work to come and pick me up, and they whisked me off to see Dr Byrne, the doctor who’d brought me into the world after Mum’s forty-hour labour.
For as long as I can remember, Dr Byrne was always on hand as our doctor, a good Jewish boy who lived with his mum in Snaresbrook. He diagnosed me with puerpera, a form of rheumatic fever, and sent me straight to bed.
Virtually paralysed, I remained bedridden for nearly a year.
For the first six months my legs were encased in cotton wool, and a nurse came daily to tend to my bedsores. Such an illness put me into myself and made me brood. For what seemed like an unending sentence it was just me, four walls, Mum and Dad, and the Home, Light and Third Programmes which I listened to day in, day out. Television had not yet made its appearance. We depended on the wireless, and there were wonderful children’s programmes – Toytown had been my favourite when I was younger, and now it was Dick Barton, the detective series.
I was always a listener; sounds and words rather than sights or images featured for me as more truthful and important. This may be one reason why I never grew up with a Cockney accent. And when I eventually climbed out of bed after eleven months my legs almost refused to obey me and I clung to Mum as I shuffled across the floor. My legs were so thin I could practically fit my thumb and forefinger round them. My legs would have shamed a grasshopper: I had to move about on crutches like Tiny Tim.
On the upside, my friends could now come and see me, while Mum brought me work home from school. I became an ace at crossword puzzles, knitting and embroidery. After Dad died aged ninety in 2000, and when I was going through his things at the house, I found a stash of pillowcases all cross-stitched by my ten-year-old self.
Still in convalescence, I took the Eleven Plus exam by correspondence course, with Mum timing me and giving me a bit of unofficial help on the side, and then I joined what they called ‘The Pool’, which gave me an entrée into Leyton County High School for an interview. Here was my big opportunity, for to go to grammar school if I managed to pass the Eleven Plus was a great privilege and honour.
