As she’s leaving for work, Nancy invites me to a talk on education and technology being held this evening in the Valley.
‘You’re interested in the future, right?’ she says.
‘Well, yeah.’ I look up, uncertain of her tone, but the expression on her face has already moved on.
‘Sweetie, education and technology are the ways the future gets made,’ she says.
And with that she jumps up from the table, swings back that clot of brown hair and transforms immediately into Nancy the software marketer.
‘Why don’t you go browse my clippings box? Also there’s a big crate of articles and whatnot in the garage.’
In the garage it looks as though the San Andreas fault exploded over everything. Where the clippings crate might be among the heap of basketball nets, broken toasters, project files, back issues of Cosmopolitan and Wired, and beaten-up old software packages is anyone’s guess. Eventually, following a half-hour excavation I dig out the box from under a fortress of old Vanity Fairs and flipping through the disintegrating leaves of newsprint read the following:
28% of teenagers are screen addicts, 24% grey conformists. Annual US spend on entertainment and recreation reaches $34obn, only $27obn for elementary and secondary education. $800m spent every year in US on TV ads to children. Deyna Vesey, Kidvertisers’ Creative Director, says ‘the general rule of thumb is, once a kid is three, you can go after them on TV.’
American kids under twelve spend $8.6bn, 13–18 year olds spend $57bn.
And so it goes on, an avalanche of abstracted facts, public opinion surveys, vox pop statistics, flow charts, graphic predictions, trend tables.
The Sausalito Library’s catalogue of books lists a handful of titles under the category ‘adolescence’, including:
The Power of Ritalin: Attention Deficit Disorder among Teenagers
Educating the Disturbed Adolescent
Suicide Among Adolescents
Coping with Teens
The Handbook of Adolescence, Psychopathology and Anti-Social Deviancy
It seems adolescence is treated as some kind of disease rather than a normal part of the human life cycle these days, but we feed on images of it still, like a flock of ageing carrion birds.
Nancy picks me up at six and we drive down to Mountain View for the education and technology talk. Inside the conference room at the Hilton a couple of hundred people in power suits with full shoulder extensions, sprayed hair and pigskin attaché cases flutter about with their business cards like tickertapers on VJ day. It’s all so eighties, somehow.
‘Where are the teachers, Nance?’ I ask, looking through the suits.
‘This meet is more for Valley types,’ says Nancy, fingering an Evian spritzer. ‘You know, software providers, consultants, techno-visionaries, wizards, that kind of thing.’
I flash Nancy one of my disgruntled looks.
‘I thought it was supposed to be about education.’
‘It is, but so what? We’re talking about a whole new technological revolution in the classroom. Kids won’t need teachers any more. They’ll need software supervisors.’
‘Jesus, Nancy.’
‘Look, Sweetie,’ Nancy is already moving off into the crowd, ‘I have to keep ahead, OK? It’s my job, if that’s all right with you.’
Nancy finds me after the talk.
‘Sorry,’ she says, ‘I had to network. What did you think?’
We spin through the smoked-glass doors and out into the evening. The question bothers me, although I’m not quite sure why. A wave of defensiveness beaches itself at the front of my mind and I realize I’m reluctant to admit what I’m actually thinking, since it contradicts what I’d rather be thinking.
‘I dunno,’ I say by way of reply. ‘Ask me later.’
We decide to stop off for dinner at ‘the place everyone in new tech is talking about’, the Icon Byte Grill in the SoMa district of San Francisco, or Multimedia Gulch as it’s becoming known. Nancy, multimedia glamour puss that she is, was invited to the opening party, but it was so full of movie types cooking up white lines and special-effects deals that she couldn’t get inside the door. She had no choice but to turn around, go home and eat a tub of Ben & Jerry’s instead.
‘We’re going to have to go, Nance,’ I say, spotting the themed menu. ‘I refuse to ask for circuitboard chips, or whatever.’
‘Aw, c’mon,’ says Nancy, looking peevish. ‘It’s no big deal.’
‘I hate themes. They’re so, oh I don’t know, undignified.’
I hear myself whining to go to McDonald’s, like some sullen teen.
‘McDonald’s? Like McDonald’s is dignified?’
‘No.’ I’m stuck in some impenetrable psychological groove. ‘McDonald’s apple pie is though.’
This is the final straw for Nancy. Some weird, dark corner of her psyche launches into a white-hot diatribe about how little right I have to complain, and what a conservative little snob I am, and so on. Blah blah blah.
‘I can’t believe it,’ she says finally, calming down. ‘You’re in complete denial of the wave of change going on here. In any case, a touch of theming is like, so what? Big deal.’
To save the peace I cave in and adopt a humbled air. We agree to stay and Nancy orders for me, but the evening isn’t exactly what anyone might call a pile of fun. And I still think themed menus are ridiculous and humiliating. But one thing is for sure and that is whatever is awry between Nancy and me, a themed menu is the least of it.
SATURDAY
Completely pointless detail
Walnut Creek, California. No walnut trees and no creeks, only row after row of Contemporary Mediterraneans with yard pools and mulberry trees backed up along the suburban streets.
Nancy refused to come. Says she hates the suburbs. Strawberry Point, where Nancy lives, is not a suburb, despite looking suspiciously like one, but rather a spread of coastal brush with occasional urban fill-in. Personally, I don’t care what she calls home. I’ve nothing much against suburbs anyway. They appear bland, but that’s just surface skim. Underneath, they’re the same heaving mess of calamities and cock-ups as everywhere else. Besides, I have a little mission these days. To explore new
