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This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.
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First published in Great Britain by HarperCollinsPublishers 2012
Copyright © Lionel Shriver 2012
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Source ISBN: 9780007459919
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To Sarowitz, of course—
a solo dedication being long overdue
My experiences with journalists authorize me to record that a very large number of them are ignorant, lazy, opinionated, intellectually dishonest, and inadequately supervised … They have huge power, and many of them are extremely reckless.
— CONRAD BLACK
Political language … is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
— GEORGE ORWELL
CONTENTS
7. Edgar Meets His New Little Friends
8. Ninety-Nine Push-Ups and Cloudberry Shampoo
12. Edgar Meets Baby Serious and Debuts at the Barking Rat
13. A Brief Apprenticeship as an Ignorant Dipshit
14. No Trace Found of Reporter in Terrorist Stronghold
16. A Whiff of the Old Bastard Himself
