talking to myself.’
‘Well, now you can talk to Ogilvie. He wants to see us both.’
I think I gaped a bit. I’d been with the department for six years and I’d seen Ogilvie precisely that number of times; that’s to talk with seriously. I sometimes bumped into him in the lift and he’d exchange pleasantries courteously enough and always asked to be remembered to my father. My monkeying with Nellie must have touched a nerve so sore that the whole firm was going into a spasm.
‘Well, don’t just stand there,’ snapped Harrison. ‘He’s waiting.’
Waiting with Ogilvie was a short, chubby man who had twinkling eyes, rosy cheeks and a sunny smile. Ogilvie didn’t introduce him. He waved Harrison and me into chairs and plunged in medias res. ‘Now, Malcolm; what’s your interest in Ashton?’
I said, ‘I’m going to marry his daughter.’
If I’d said I was going to cohabit with the Prince of Wales I couldn’t have had a more rewarding reaction. The clouds came over Mr Nameless; his smile disappeared and his eyes looked like gimlets. Ogilvie goggled for a moment, then barked, ‘What’s that?’
‘I’m going to marry his daughter,’ I repeated. ‘What’s the matter? Is it illegal?’
‘No, it’s not illegal,’ said Ogilvie in a strangled voice. He glanced at Mr Nameless as though uncertain of what to do next. Mr Nameless said, ‘What reason did you have for thinking there’d be a file on Ashton?’
‘No reason. It was suggested jokingly that I try asking Nellie, so I did. No one was more surprised than I when Ashton popped up.’
I swear Ogilvie thought I was going round the twist. ‘Nellie!’ he said faintly.
‘Sorry, the computer.’
‘Was this enquiry in the course of your work?’ he asked.
‘No,’ I said. ‘It was personal and private. I’m sorry about that and I apologize for it. But some odd things have been going on around Ashton over the weekend and I wanted to check him out.’
‘What sort of things?’
‘Someone threw acid into his daughter’s face and …’
Mr Nameless cut in. ‘The girl you intend to marry?’
‘No – the younger girl, Gillian. Later on Ashton behaved a bit strangely.’
‘I’m not surprised,’ said Ogilvie. ‘When did this happen?’
‘Last night.’ I paused. ‘I had to disclose myself to a copper, so it came through on the weekend telephone log. Joe and I discussed it this morning.’
Ogilvie switched to Harrison. ‘You knew about this?’
‘Only about the acid. Ashton wasn’t mentioned.’
‘You didn’t ask me,’ I said. ‘And I didn’t know Ashton was so bloody important until Nellie told me afterwards.’
Ogilvie said, ‘Now let me get this quite right.’ He stared at Harrison. ‘A member of your staff in this department reported to you that he’d been involved in police enquiries into an acid-throwing attack, and you didn’t even ask who was attacked. Is that it?’
Harrison twitched nervously. Mr Nameless paused in the act of lighting a cigarette and said smoothly. ‘I think this is irrelevant. Let us get on with it.’
Ogilvie stabbed Harrison with a glance which told him that he’d hear more later. ‘Of course. Do you think this is serious?’
‘It could be very serious,’ said Mr Nameless. ‘But I think we’re very lucky. We already have an inside man.’ He pointed the cigarette at me just as Leonard Bernstein points his baton at the second violins to tell them to get scraping.
I said, ‘Now, hold on a minute. I don’t know what this is about, but Ashton is going to be my father-in-law. That’s bringing things very close to home. You can’t be seriously asking me to …’
‘You’re not being asked,’ said Mr Nameless coolly. ‘You’re being told.’
‘The hell with that,’ I said roundly.
Momentarily he looked startled, and if ever I thought those eyes had twinkled it was then I changed my mind. He glanced at Ogilvie, and said, ‘I know this man has a good record, but right now I fail to see how he achieved it.’
‘I’ve said it once this morning, but I’ll say it again,’ I said. ‘Stuff my record.’
‘Be quiet, Malcolm,’ said Ogilvie irritably. He turned to Harrison. ‘I don’t think we need you any more, Joe.’
Harrison’s expression managed to mirror simultaneously shock, outrage, curiosity and regret at having to leave. As the door closed behind him Ogilvie said, ‘I think a valid point has been made. It’s not good for an agent to be emotionally involved. Malcolm, what do you think of Ashton?’
‘I like him – what I know of him. He’s not an easy man to get to know, but then I haven’t had much chance yet; just a couple of weekends’ acquaintanceship.’
‘A point has been made,’ conceded Mr Nameless. He twinkled at me as though we were suddenly bosom friends. ‘And in rather unparliamentary language. But the fact remains that Mr Jaggard, here, is on the inside. We can’t just toss away that advantage.’
Ogilvie said smoothly, ‘I think that Malcolm will investigate the circumstances around Ashton as soon as it is properly explained to him why he should.’
‘As to that,’ said Mr Nameless, ‘you mustn’t overstep the limits. You know the problem.’
‘I think it can be coped with.’
Mr Nameless stood up. ‘Then that’s what I’ll report.’
When he had gone Ogilvie looked at me for a long moment, then shook his head. ‘Malcolm, you really can’t go about telling high-ranking civil servants to get stuffed.’
‘I didn’t,’ I said reasonably. ‘I told him to stuff my record. I didn’t even tell him where to stuff it.’
‘The trouble with people like you who have private incomes is that it makes you altogether too bloody independent-minded. Now that, while being an asset to the department, as I told his lordship before you came in, can make things difficult for your colleagues.’
His lordship! I didn’t know if Ogilvie was being facetious or not.
He said, ‘Will you take things a bit easier in future?’
That wasn’t asking too much, so I said, ‘Of course.’
‘Good. How’s your father these days?’
‘I think he’s a bit lonely now that Mother’s dead, but he bears up well. He sends you his regards.’
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