call came as he flung down The Times in disgust. The Tories had won the Oxford by-election, albeit with a halved majority. Quintin Hogg, the triumphant candidate, claimed the result was a victory for Mr Chamberlain and a vindication of the Munich Agreement.
The “Thunderer”, which had revealed itself to be a proud organ of appeasement, made much of the defeat of A. D. Lindsay, the Independent Progressive candidate and Hogg’s only opponent, even though the Master of Balliol College had been supported by such dissident Tories as Winston Churchill, Anthony Eden and Harold Macmillan. Most of the other newspapers, including Johnny’s own, the Daily News, chose to highlight the fury and disappointment of Edward Heath’s student Conservatives who had campaigned under the slogan, “A vote for Hogg is a vote for Hitler.”
He grabbed the receiver. “Steadman.”
“What’s wrong now? Lost a shilling and found a sixpence?” Matt could usually tell how he was feeling.
“Bloody Tories.”
“Never mind them. They don’t mind you.” Matt wasn’t interested in politics. Johnny, who took every opportunity to needle high-hatted right-wingers, opened his mouth to protest but got no further. “Get yourself over to Crutched Friars. We’ve got another body.”
He took a taxi to Fenchurch Street. Crutched Friars ran below the station. Plumes of steam and the sounds of shunting filled the smoky air.
Detective Constable Turner was standing on the corner of Savage Gardens. The sight of him always made Johnny smile. Although in plain clothes, Matt looked every inch the policeman. His recent promotion to the Detective Squad had nevertheless cost him the rank of sergeant. They shook hands.
It wasn’t unusual for Turner to tip him off. They had known each other for a quarter of a century. The bonds forged in the playground of Essex Road School for Boys had only tightened as they’d jumped through the hoops of the adult world. They had been through a lot together, learning the hard way that it wasn’t what you knew but whom. Their careers had become almost as intertwined as their emotions. Two sets of eyes were better than one.
Matt led him downhill to where a towering uniformed cop stood guard outside the open front door of a soot-encrusted terraced house. The sentinel’s disdainful glance made Johnny feel even shorter than his five feet six. His flippant “Good morning!” received only the slightest of nods. Reporters, no matter how useful they often proved, were generally looked down on.
Low voices could be heard in the basement but Matt ignored them and climbed the uncarpeted staircase to the top of the building. Johnny, somewhat out of breath, grasped the peeling balustrade. Its sea-green paint matched the greasy walls. A filthy gas-cooker took up most of the tiny landing.
“Too many gaspers,” said Matt. The champion boxer never bought cigarettes but was not above cadging them from others.
It was brighter up here. Through the open window of the living room Johnny could see the site of the Navy Office in Seething Lane where Samuel Pepys had worked and, in the distance, the tower of St Olave’s where he had worshipped. Johnny was a dedicated diarist too.
However, Dickens was his greatest literary influence. He instantly recalled the passage in The Uncommercial Traveller in which the author had dubbed the church St Ghastly Grim. Its gateway, which bristled with iron spikes, was decorated with skulls and crossbones.
Once again the body was in the bedroom. Johnny braced himself. The naked victim lay spreadeagled on the bed. His wrists and ankles were tied to the iron frame. The mattress was black with blood.
A flashbulb popped. Its sizzle brought back unwelcome memories. Johnny, trying to block them, nodded to the photographer.
“As you can see, his cock is missing.” Matt might as well have been talking about a tooth. “The amount of blood suggests it was amputated while he was still alive. In other words, he bled to death.”
“Who is he?” Johnny opened his notebook.
“Walter Chittleborough. A clerk at the Hong Kong & Shanghai Bank in Gracechurch Street.”
“He’s pretty beefy for a pencil-pusher.”
“Didn’t do him any good though, did it?”
“The killer must have had great strength to overpower him.”
“Perhaps. But can you see any signs of a struggle?”
There weren’t any. A shaving brush, cut-throat razor and toothbrush were lined up on the glass shelf above the sink. A pair of striped pyjamas was neatly folded on a chair. One suit, three collarless shirts and a Crombie hung from wooden hangers on hooks. Johnny eyed the luxurious overcoat with envy. Winter was not far away.
“Have you got an age for him?”
“Twenty-four – but that’s to be confirmed.”
“Any family?”
“A sister in Bristol. We’re trying to contact her.”
“Who found him?”
“We did. The bloke in the basement called us. He had a key but the door was bolted from the inside.”
“Fingerprints?”
“Dabs are on their way.”
Johnny walked over to the window. “Was this open when you found him?” Matt nodded. Johnny stuck his neck out. It was a long way down. The area railings grinned up at him. “Is there an attic?”
“Indeed. The access hatch is on the landing.” Matt, trying to suppress a smile, waited for the inevitable question.
“So how did the killer get away?”
“Who knows? Why not give Freeman Wills Croft a tinkle?” Matt was not a great reader – he relied on Johnny for literary knowledge. The real world was more interesting.
“We don’t need him. It’s obvious. They went up the chimney.”
Ironic applause broke out behind him. Detective Sergeant Penterell filled the door frame.
“Very good, Steadman. You ought to be on the stage.”
They had met before. In Johnny’s eyes the ambitious fool had done nothing to deserve promotion.
“You should know by now that murder is not a laughing matter.” Johnny glanced at the gagged and mutilated corpse again. Its young, firm flesh was already mottling. He hoped it had experienced pleasure as well as pain.
“Indeed,” said Penterell. “That’s why you shouldn’t be in here.” He sniffed the cold air as if searching for clues. “Turner, escort your friend off the premises.”
“That won’t be necessary.” Johnny winked at Matt. “I’m sure you need his help more than I do.” That wasn’t necessarily true. “Besides, you can’t stop me talking to the other residents.”
“They’ve gone to work,” said Penterell. “Now fuck off.”
The two cops waited until they could hear his rapid footsteps
