from the uniform and away from anything else wherever possible. With an eyebrow instead of words, Loach asked him what he wanted.
‘Sorry ’bout this, Mr Loach, but could you have a look at the Daf?’
‘Can’t it wait, John? I’m …’
He tried to indicate what he meant to say by showing his uniform, almost like a grandparent cradling a new baby.
‘… all set, you see.’
John’s response was also wordless, but Loach could easily discern the meaning from his anxious face.
‘All right, let’s see it.’
Gently putting his uniform aside, Loach retrieved and pulled on a pair of overalls. There was no loss of pride and self-respect when he switched uniforms, at least that’s what he kept telling himself.
While lying on his back on a pallet under the Daf coach in the garage, Loach could hear the BMW of his partner, Dicky Padgett, howl into the yard and squeak to a halt just in time to avoid crashing into the garage itself. Sure enough, nary half a minute passed before Dicky’s polished Italian shoe was tapping the sole of Loach’s boot, which, unfortunately, was sticking out from under the coach.
In addition, there was another set of legs next to Dicky’s – shapely, stockinged calves.
‘Mr P-Padgett.’
‘John. This is Michelle.’
Loach instantly determined that he had better get up and take a look for himself. It was well worth the trip: a flaming redhead, all leg and bosom (and more than abundant in that department).
Loach tried to concentrate his attention on Barraclough.
‘I think somebody’s botched the welding. That exhaust system’ll need another go.’
When Loach turned to the happy couple, Dicky suddenly adopted an aspect of mock horror.
‘No wonder our profit margin is small, Bob, if we do the same job twice.’
His next wisecrack Dicky addressed to the graciously smiling redhead.
‘And he tells me he wants to be the first millionaire Special,’ Dicky muttered into Michelle’s ear, an irony palpably lost on her, as she struggled to make some sense of what he was saying.
Dicky must have sensed her questioning mind.
‘A Special? You know, part-time bluebottle. He plays policeman in his time off.’
Sadly, Dicky’s remarks did not seem to be making their way past Michelle’s heavy dangling earrings. So she decided to play with them, perhaps in some attempt to realign her vibrations.
‘’Ullo, Dicky,’ Loach offered.
Dicky acknowledged Loach’s presence without further ado.
‘You got my call about the Stratford job?’
Loach answered with a nod. An unsettling irritability stirred his middle as he strode across to the office.
‘Americans and Japs. Good money. And in the bin up front, Bobby boy.’
That was evidently going to be another exhibition of the genius for business that supposedly convinced Loach, long ago, to enter into partnership with Dicky Padgett.
‘This is Michelle, by the way.’ Again he turned to confide in her. ‘Bob Loach. My partner. The one who gets his hands dirty.’
He emitted a dry laugh, then winked at Loach.
‘Lucky I met up with her.’
‘Oh, aye?’
‘Damn right,’ Dicky asserted. ‘The Stratford run will leave us short-handed. Unless we ask the joyous Noreen to step in and do the courier job. And I remember how nasty that was the last time …’ Dicky’s voice trailed away.
Loach was dumbfounded, although he tried to conceal it. ‘You can’t be serious? Her as a courier?’
‘Watch it, Bob,’ Dicky smirked. ‘Equal opportunities. Sexist remarks. Ooh …’
Getting no glint of a smile from Loach, Dicky sucked in his breath, then proceeded in a somewhat more serious vein. ‘All right. Humour me. I think she can do it. Tourists like a bit of glamour.’
By jove, he was serious. Loach had to take him aside.
‘Dicky, it’s Noreen’s job to fix the couriers. She’ll take one look at this one’s knockers, and –’
‘Bob, let’s not forget who put this deal together in the first place, okay?’
End of discussion. Loach could sense that time was running out on this issue.
‘Right now I don’t have the time to discuss it. I’m late as it is for duty.’
With deliberate speed, he gathered his uniform in one motion as he walked out of the office. Even so he couldn’t fail to hear Dicky calling after him.
‘Since when did playing policeman come before Company business?’
What he did not hear was the next remark Dicky Padgett made. By then Loach was long gone and well beyond earshot.
‘If you’re not going to be around, Bobby boy, then some of us will have to start making the executive decisions.’
Special Constable Anjali Shah waited at the bus stop thinking there was nothing in particular about her appearance to suggest to other bystanders that they should be wary of a part-time member of a police organization in their midst.
Although she was always proud to identify herself as first-generation English, in many ways she still found herself uncomfortably in the middle of contrary and changing cultural influences, often self-conscious of the position she was taking in any group situation. She also considered herself a feminist, so she really couldn’t rationalize standing meekly at the rear of a group of strangers waiting for a bus. Paradoxically, she also had to wage a continuing internal struggle against ancient traditions urging her not to stand near the front of the group, and, especially as a woman, and most certainly as a woman alone and unaccompanied by a gentleman, not to be ‘much too conspicuous’, as Uncle Ram would say.
Standing in front of her were two women of her age who were indeed conspicuous and none too timid about asserting their presence, a couple of Sharons, their hair teased into clouds and their names surely immortalized on the sun visors of cars driven by their Kevins. While in some sense Anjali could envy the bold, even brave disguise they adopted to face a world crowded with anxieties, nevertheless she could never assume that disguise for herself.
Suddenly she recognized someone familiar – her section officer, Bob Loach – sailing by the bus stop in his fancy Jag. Impulsively she waved at him,
