‘Certainly, my infant. And by that time you were a little more awake, isn’t it? The pink clouds had receded a certain distance?’
Martyn nodded, feeling foolish. Poole came behind her and rested his hands on her shoulders. ‘So there would appear at least to be an alibi for the Infant Phenomenon,’ he said. It was the most natural and inevitable thing in the world for her to lean back. His hands moved to her arms and he held her to him for an uncharted second while a spring of well-being broke over her astounded heart.
Alleyn looked from her face to Poole’s and she guessed that he wondered about their likeness to each other. Poole, answering her thoughts and Alleyn’s unspoken question, said: ‘We are remotely related, but I am not allowed to mention it. She’s ashamed of the connection.’
‘That’s unlucky,’ Alleyn said with a smile, ‘since it declares itself so unequivocally.’
Gay Gainsford said loudly to Darcey: ‘Do you suppose, darling, they’d let me get my cigarettes?’
Helena said: ‘Here you are, Gay.’ Darcey had already opened his case and held it out to her in his right hand. His left hand was in his trouser pocket. His posture was elegant and modish, out of keeping with his look of anxiety and watchfulness.
‘Where are your cigarettes?’ Alleyn asked and Gay said quickly: ‘It doesn’t matter, thank you. I’ve got one. I won’t bother. I’m sorry I interrupted.’
‘But where are they?’
‘I don’t really know what I’ve done with them.’
‘Where were you during the performance?’
She said impatiently: ‘It really doesn’t matter. I’ll look for them later or something.’
‘Gay,’ said Jacko, ‘was in the greenroom throughout the show.’
‘Lamprey will see if he can find them.’
The young constable said: ‘Yes, of course, sir,’ and went out.
‘In the greenroom?’ Alleyn said. ‘Were you there all the time, Miss Gainsford?’
Standing in front of her with his back to Alleyn, Darcey held a light to her cigarette. She inhaled and coughed violently. He said: ‘Gay didn’t feel fit enough to move. She curled up in a chair in the greenroom. I was to take her home after the show.’
‘When did you leave the greenroom, Miss Gainsford?’
But it seemed that Gay had half-asphyxiated herself with her cigarette. She handed it wildly to Darcey, buried her face in her handkerchief and was madly convulsed. PC Lamprey returned with a packet of cigarettes, was waved away with vehemence, gave them to Darcey and on his own initiative fetched a cup of water.
‘If the face is congested,’ Dr Rutherford advised from the sofa, ‘hold her up by the heels.’ His eyes remained closed.
Whether it was the possibility of being subjected to this treatment or the sip of water that Darcey persuaded her to take or the generous thumps on her back, administered by Jacko, that effected a cure, the paroxysm abated. Alleyn, who had watched this scene thoughtfully, said: ‘If you are quite yourself again, Miss Gainsford, will you try to remember when you left the greenroom?’
She shook her head weakly and said in an invalid’s voice: ‘Please, I honestly don’t remember. Is it very important?’
‘Oh, for pity’s sake, Gay!’ cried Helena with every sign of the liveliest irritation. ‘Do stop being such an unmitigated ass. You’re not choking: if you were your eyes would water and you’d probably dribble. Of course it’s important. You were in the greenroom and next door to Ben. Think!’
‘But you can’t imagine –’ Gay said wildly. ‘Oh, Aunty – I’m sorry, I mean, Ella – I do think that’s a frightful thing to suggest.’
‘My dear Gay,’ Poole said, ‘I don’t suppose Ella or Mr Alleyn or any of us imagines you went into Ben’s room, knocked him senseless with a straight left to the jaw and then turned the gas on. We merely want to know what you did do.’
J.G. who had given a sharp ejaculation and, half-risen from his chair, now sank back.
Alleyn said: ‘It would also be interesting, Mr Poole, to hear how you knew about the straight left to the jaw.’
II
Poole was behind Martyn and a little removed from her. She felt his stillness in her own bones. When he spoke it was a shock rather than a relief to hear how easy and relaxed his voice sounded.
‘Do you realize, Alleyn,’ he said, ‘you’ve given me an opportunity to use, in reverse, a really smashing detective’s cliché. I didn’t know. You have just told me!’
‘And that,’ Alleyn said with some relish, ‘as I believe you would say in the profession, takes me off with a hollow laugh and a faint hiss. So you merely guessed at the straight left?’
‘If Ben was killed, and I don’t believe he was, it seemed to me to be the only way this murder could be brought about.’
‘Surely not,’ Alleyn said without emphasis. ‘There is the method that was used before in this theatre with complete success.’
‘I don’t know that I would describe as completely successful, a method that ended with the arrest of its employer.’
‘Oh,’ Alleyn said lightly, ‘that’s another story. He underestimated our methods.’
‘A good enough warning to anyone else not to follow his plan of action.’
‘Or perhaps merely a hint that it could be improved upon,’ Alleyn said. ‘What do you think, Mr Darcey?’
‘I?’ J.G. sounded bewildered. ‘I don’t know. I’m afraid I haven’t followed the argument.’
‘You were still thinking about the straight-left theory perhaps?’
‘I believe with the others that it was suicide,’ said J.G. He had sat down again beside Gay. His legs were stretched out before him and crossed at the ankles, his hands were in his trouser pockets and his chin on his chest. It was the attitude of a distinguished MP during a damaging speech from the opposite side of the House.
Alleyn said: ‘And we still don’t know when Miss Gainsford left the greenroom.’
‘Oh, lawks!’ Parry ejaculated. ‘This is too tiresome, J.G., you looked in at the greenroom door when we came back for the curtain call, don’t you remember? Was she there then? Were you there, then, Gay darling?’
Gay opened her mouth to speak but J.G. said quickly: ‘Yes, of course I did. Stupid of me to forget. Gay was sound asleep in the armchair, Mr Alleyn. I didn’t disturb her.’ He passed his right hand over his beautifully groomed head. ‘It’s a most extraordinary thing,’ he said vexedly, ‘that I should have forgotten this. Of course she was asleep. Because later, when – well, when, in point of fact the discovery had been made – I asked where Gay was and someone said she was still in the greenroom and I was naturally
