drew the line at dropping my trousers. We had a brief, heated, artistic disagreement over that, until I persuaded him that it could all be done by inference. By posture, camera angle, and the loose ends of my belt drooping free.
He had the grace to lend me a pair of heavy-soled rubber boots. The kind that abattoir workers wear when they hose the crud off the floor. Crouched there, arms splayed, trying to get into position while he shouted directions, I must have looked like some monumental fool.
Fool … ? I was kidding myself. Substituting vanity for the bigger picture. Which had me flying way off the outer scale of foolishness by simulating penetrative sex on the rear end of a dead sideways cow.
Back in the truck cab, trying to warm up, he wanted to show me the images.
I shook my head. ‘If those pictures ever see the light of anyone else’s day, I will arrange it so you have your balls cut off. And believe me, I can do it. I have the contacts. I’m a cop, and I’m half Italian.’
‘Don’t worry, they’re just my insurance.’
I held a Bad Cop stare on him for a moment to underscore the threat. ‘So, what were you doing wrong on Saturday afternoon?’
He braced himself for it, still not comfortable with confessing to me, despite the huge security deposit he had just obtained. ‘I was using the truck to run some deer carcasses for a couple of mates.’
‘Poached?’
He shrugged. ‘I was just doing the delivering.’
‘You bastard!’ I exploded. ‘You put me through that depraved fucking charade to cover up a bit of poaching.’
He shot me an aggrieved pout. ‘My mates take trust very seriously. The man whose land the deer came from is a vindictive bastard. And I was using the company’s truck.’
‘Poaching.’ I snorted dismissively.
‘You seemed to think it was worth it at the time.’
He was right. I had accepted the price. I calmed myself down. ‘Where to?’
‘A butcher down on the Radnor, Herefordshire border.’
‘Where did you pick the woman up?’
He looked at me, surprised that I didn’t want more detail on the butcher. ‘On my way home. Near Painscastle. I was sticking to the back roads.’
‘Show me.’ I flicked through his road atlas to get to the right page. He pointed. It was a minor road that strung a line of nondescript villages together. ‘Is this where she had started from?’
‘No, she’d come from somewhere outside Hereford. She’d got sidetracked, a lift from a farmer who’d left her there. The road was quiet, she was lucky that I came along.’
Hereford again. I tucked the reference away.
‘Where did she want to go?’
He grinned. ‘Would you believe Ireland?’
I contained my surprise. ‘Was she Irish?’
‘No, she was foreign.’
‘What kind of foreign?’
He pulled a face. ‘She told me, but I didn’t get it. I didn’t want to keep asking in case she thought I was thick. It wasn’t a common foreign country though. I would have got something like France, or Germany, or Poland.’
‘How well did she speak English?’
‘A bit of an accent and a few words the wrong way round, but pretty good really.’
‘Did she tell you her name?’
He pulled his contrite face again. ‘She told me, but I didn’t really get that either. It was something foreign, beginning with an “M”.’
‘Can you describe her?’
He nodded. ‘She was a real smiler. Big high cheeks that puffed out when she grinned. Her face was small but kind of chubby. Not fat or anything. Just …’ He searched for the description. ‘Just nice.’
She sounded Slavic. Or Scandinavian with the blonde hair? ‘Did she say why she was going to Ireland?’
‘To meet up with her boyfriend. I don’t know whether she was talking about an Irish lad, or a boy from her own country who was working over there. She knew that she had to get a ferry to Dublin, and she would be met there.’
A boyfriend. The fit went in. The carrier bag from Hereford with the aftershave and the underpants. Presents for the beloved. The worry was that she would not have left those behind lightly.
‘Not quite the straight-arrow run to Holyhead where you dropped her, was it, Tony?’ I said, smiling to soften the accusation.
He looked hurt. ‘That wasn’t my fault. I even suggested taking her into Newtown to catch a train. It was already dark by then. But she didn’t like that idea.’
‘Too expensive?’
‘I don’t think that was it. She had already asked me if I knew how strict the Immigration people were at the ferry port. I got the impression that she thought there might be too many people asking questions on a train.’
‘The service station was her choice?’ I asked, letting him hear my doubt.
‘Yes. We checked the map. She wanted to stick to the country roads, she said.’
‘You liked her?’ I asked.
The question puzzled him. He looked at me warily, wondering where I was going with this. ‘I liked what I saw of her,’ he answered guardedly.
‘Weren’t you concerned for her? It’s night now. The dead of winter. She’s a stranger, and you’ve left her in the middle of nowhere.’
He bristled. ‘It wasn’t the middle of nowhere. I left her where it was light, and where she could buy stuff if she needed it. I even bought her chocolate. And water. I’ve never bought a bottle of fucking water in my life before. And I went back.’
‘You went back?’
‘Everyone was coming into town at that time of night. I reckoned she wouldn’t be able to get a lift. So I gave her about half an hour to get fed up, and then I went back to see if she wanted somewhere to stay for the night.’ He held up his hands as if anticipating a protest. ‘Just a bed, mind you. I didn’t have any other intentions.’
‘But she turned you down?’
‘No. She wasn’t there. She’d already gone.’
This rocked me. ‘Tell me, Tony, what time would this be?’ I asked very carefully.
He thought about it. His head moving slightly with the enumeration process. ‘About eight o’clock. No later than quarter past. I hung around for a while to make sure that she hadn’t just gone for
