from the public toilets. He came from the toilets.’
Sheriff Strathclyde was now on his feet, blustering, moving back and forth.
‘I order you to stop! Just stop speaking now, woman!’
Kailash looked at him one more time, looked at the still-whirring tape machine and pronounced:
‘Certainly. I’ve said all I needed to say. Thank you, M’Lord. Thank you.’
After the court was cleared and Kailash escorted back to the cells, I left as quickly as possible. I didn’t want, or need, to speak to my client just now, but I did have to go over what had just happened. Alone.
Ordinarily, I would have tried to nip back to the flat. Some mornings, some afternoons, some trials just left me needing time spent with nothing more strenuous than a cookbook in front of me. Running often worked, drinking too, but there was nothing more satisfying than taking your frustrations out on a block of meat or chocolate. Today wasn’t shaping up to be the sort where I could slip in a bit of kitchen action–Kailash’s outburst had seen to that.
Strathclyde’s behaviour was unheard of–judicial interference with a witness’s evidence may happen, but never so publicly, and never on tape. I couldn’t blame Strathclyde for his outburst. The toilets at the East End of Princes Street are a notorious gay haunt, particularly favoured by those keen on a nice wee bit of cottaging to go with their double lives.
Could it really be that, seconds before he died, the Lord President was ensconced in a grubby toilet cubicle, with a stranger? He was married, without children, but Alistair MacGregor and his wife Bunny had a public life that did not allow for any whispers or revelations. They were patrons of a children’s cancer charity, regular visitors to opening nights at the Festival and King’s theatres, and expected attendees at anything involving a ceilidh and small-talk that happened in the city.
Actually, I had some sympathy with Sheriff Strathclyde’s reaction. Lord Arbuthnot had died a hero–what had his sexual preferences to do with his death, or the memory of him?
As I left the court, the first editions of the Evening News had already hit the streets. As there had been no media present when Kailash had dropped her bombshell, I didn’t expect anything to be splashed across the front page–but it was only a matter of time. I grabbed a copy, just to be certain, and was reassured by the usual headline informing residents that traffic was worse, parking was impossible, and the Enforcers (the Dr Who-type name for the Capital’s traffic wardens), were evil personified. No change there.
However, it wouldn’t be long–helped by the selfsame papers–before Edinburgh would be reeling with shock. Particularly the Establishment. Ordinarily, the city was a peaceful place for them. Fist fights, brawls, even murders were common enough, but they were usually the work of what they still considered to be the lower classes who hung around pubs and such dreadful places. Every Friday and Saturday night, a thug would take a fist to his neighbour or his wife, and each weekend there was at least one stabbing in the pubs in Leith. These episodes were just part of life. For those who could buy themselves out of such a world, things were very different. They may worry about credit card fraud, or getting their purse pinched as they leave Harvey Nicks, but what had happened to Lord Arbuthnot would shatter their cosy little world.
Public opinion would soon decree that this was no ordinary murder. It had money, titles, gangs and sex–it was a story waiting to happen, and I gave it twenty-four hours tops before the shit wouldn’t just hit the fan: it would splatter us all.
With a television crew camped outside my office, I parked in the only spot in Edinburgh where I knew that I would not be harangued by the press. Outside the home of the deceased. Even in death, the elite are accorded privileges. If this had been a ‘normal’ killing, the media would have set up shop–in fact, there would be someone in there right now, persuading the bereaved that telling all to a tabloid followed by a stint on a talk-show would cure everything. Money doesn’t just talk–it buys peace and quiet too, and that was exactly what was happening on Heriot Row.
As I surveyed the scene from outside the private gardens opposite Lord Arbuthnot’s home, a small cardboard cup filled with steaming espresso was pushed under my nose.
‘Stop dreaming, Brodie,’ a familiar voice intoned. ‘Keep your eyes open if you’re set on making enemies.’
Jack Deans had emerged from the exclusive private gardens behind me, holding two cups of coffee and a bag of muffins. If past experience was anything to go by, he would have made his purchases in Rose Street at the police box coffee bar. To get to where he was now harassing me, he would have walked down to Heriot Row using the private Queen Street Gardens as a shortcut. Deans couldn’t have known I was parked in Heriot Row–he wouldn’t have seen me, over the high hedges that guarded the occupants’ privacy until the last moment. How had he known I was there? I knew it was pointless to ask him, as futile as asking how he, a mere commoner, had obtained the elusive keys to Queen Street Gardens. Deans would merely state he had his sources. He was a man who got himself into places no one else could. And, I guess my vanity would have to accept that, perhaps, he wasn’t looking for me; perhaps he had decided this was where he needed to be irrespective of who else was hanging around.
‘Beautiful, aren’t they?’ Jack Deans was staring, openly envious, at Lord Arbuthnot’s Georgian townhouse.
‘Rarely come up for sale these houses.’ Scanning, his eyes appeared to be noting every architectural detail.
‘One of the best addresses in the world,’ he went on, as much to himself as to me.
‘Robert Louis Stevenson lived at number seventeen. They’re passed down through families or sold privately to a suitable purchaser.’ Jack Deans’ mouth crumpled at the sides, giving him an air of disappointment, although I doubted if he had ever been in a position to buy one.
I didn’t join him in his reverie. I savoured the hot, strong espresso as I observed the house. Sure, it was elegant, but this street has always spooked me. These houses are not homes. They gleamed like the prized possessions they were, but I doubted there was often the sound of children’s laughter or happiness coming from them. Their owners did not even contribute to their appearance–well, only financially. They were largely owned by rich men with wives who lunched. The late Lord Arbuthnot and his wife, Bunny MacGregor, were no different. They’d have a legion of help to keep their little jewel shining, but the place would have no heart like all the others on the street.
The house had no front garden; you simply climbed three stone steps from the pavement to get to the door. This did not make it accessible. To the right of the doorway, a plain brass name plaque was fixed, declaring that Alistair MacGregor, Advocate, lived there. Judges remain advocates even when they are senators of the college of justice. Frankly, it would have been dangerous for the plaque to proclaim that this was Lord Arbuthnot’s residence. He was a hard man, a tough sentencer, who publicly and frequently stated that justice must not only be done, it must be seen to be done. The voice in which such statements would be delivered was–had been–rich and sonorous, honed by Eton and polished by Christ’s College, Cambridge.
‘He’s been in the Enlightenment since he was nineteen.’
Jack Deans came back to life and I immediately knew the reason for his interest in this case. My hands gripped the tiny cup that was still warm from the coffee. Turning to face him, I stared with what I hoped was a withering
