was little that passed in the village, or indeed in Craigourie itself that Olive wasn’t aware of. Indeed, it was regularly said of her that what she didn’t already know, she would soon find out.
‘Och, it’s you,’ she muttered.
Barra placed his bike against the wall and followed her inside, hypnotised by the slap-slap of her sandals. Olive’s feet overlapped the sandals in every direction.
‘It’s a grand day,’ he remarked, lifting his eyes.
Olive didn’t agree. ‘I’m fair trachled wi’ the heat,’ she grumbled. ‘My feet’s like potted heid already. God knows what they’ll be like by July.’
Barra hadn’t eaten potted heid. He reminded himself never to try it.
‘Are yis quiet the day?’
‘Off an’ on. Off an’ on,’ Olive replied, busying herself with polishing the counter. ‘I’m in the wrong job, of course. Worst thing I could be doing, standing all day, with this feet. I’ll be glad when Isla gets here.’
‘Isla’s coming back?’ This was the best news Barra had heard all day.
‘Aye. Maisie got a letter from her sister. Seems the wee trollop got caught wi’ a boy again. Still, she’s a good help round here.’
‘Caught wi’ a boy?’
‘That’s all I’m saying,’ Olive stated, pausing in her endeavours to give Barra a knowing stare.
Barra was unsure what the stare was meant to convey. Certainly, there had been no mention of boys when Isla had arrived in Drumdarg last summer. She had told Barra that she simply wanted to stay with her Aunt Maisie for a while as she hadn’t been getting along with her stepfather. Not that Isla had told Barra very much of anything. She was, after all, two and a half years older than he, and could therefore be considered a young woman.
‘Less of the “young”!’ Isla had reprimanded him when he’d sought to please her by mentioning the fact.
From that point on she had been scathingly dismissive of his presence, but it was to be expected from a woman of her years, and it didn’t alter the fact that she was really, really beautiful.
Plus, she had an enormous chest. Barra couldn’t wait to see what she looked like now.
‘When’s she coming?’
‘Well, Maisie says she left school at Christmas, and she doesn’t seem able to hold down a job, so I think her mother’ll have her on the bus as soon as Maisie gives her the OK.’
‘She left school? And she wants to come here?’
‘It’s no’ a matter of “wants”,’ Olive replied with another knowing stare. She was becoming more mysterious by the minute.
‘Where is Maisie?’ Barra asked, in the hope of getting some reliable information as to the date of Isla’s arrival.
‘Ben the back,’ Olive replied, casting a sturdy thumb over her shoulder.
Barra ran outside and grabbed his bike, racing around the building. He pushed on the side entrance door to the café, but it was locked. He carried on around the back and entered through the kitchen door but, seeing no sign of Maisie, he rushed on into the café. Then he stopped dead in his tracks.
‘Wow!’ was all he could manage.
Maisie Henderson’s bulk was contained in a flowing purple kaftan, patterned haphazardly with large yellow sunflowers. Her grey hair reached almost to her waist, and today was festooned with purple streamers woven along its length. Barra knew that, even though his mam and Maisie were the best of friends, Maisie was much, much older than Rose. Still, Maisie’s laughing eyes and generous mouth gave her a youthful appearance which belied the grey hair.
It wasn’t only her mouth that was generous, though. Maisie Henderson was the largest woman Barra had ever seen. At the moment she was tearing into a steaming bowl of soup and, by the looks of it, had demolished the best part of a sliced loaf and a half-pound of butter besides.
‘Sit down, Barra,’ Maisie instructed, pointing to the scarred wooden chair across from her. The café had seen better days, but then so had Maisie.
Barra kneeled on the chair. ‘I like yir dress,’ he said.
‘This old thing?’ Maisie laughed. She lifted an arm, and fanned out the huge batwing sleeve. ‘It’s my Lautrec look.’
Barra looked at the two posters on the far wall. Neither La Modiste nor the Lady At Her Toilet (which always slightly embarrassed him – even though the lady wasn’t actually at her toilet) looked anything like Maisie Henderson.
‘How d’you mean?’ he asked.
‘Toulouse, my cultural friend. Too loose.’ She sighed. ‘Except nothing’s too loose on Maisie.’ She buttered another slice of bread. ‘I’m eating for two,’ she said, and they both roared at the old joke. The ‘two’ Maisie referred to were herself and Doug. Doug wasn’t much of an eater. He liked the drink, though.
Barra thought it must be a great thing to enjoy your work as much as those two – Doug at the bar, with all that drink around him, and Maisie in the café with … He’d nearly forgotten why he was there.
‘Isla’s coming back?’ he asked.
‘Aye. My sister Fiona wants her down here. Out of harm’s way, so to speak.’
‘What harm’s she doing?’ Barra asked.
‘The same harm any buxom dame at that age should be doing,’ Maisie answered, making Barra blush.
She noted the flush spread across his features and laughed again. ‘You’ll no’ be letting her lead you astray now, will you?’
‘Course not,’ Barra replied, more sharply than he had intended.
Maisie leaned back. ‘Begging your pardon!’
‘Sorry, Maisie.’
‘Och, Barra, I’m teasing you.’ Maisie gnawed on her bread. ‘Isla’ll be here on the Sunday afternoon bus. You come in and have a blether. She’ll be glad to see you.’
‘I doubt it,’ Barra answered, sounding unusually forlorn. ‘She didn’t take to me.’
Maisie leaned into him. ‘Who couldn’t take to you, Barra, y’bonny boy that you are?’
Barra cheered up. ‘I’m off, then,’ he said. ‘Tell Doug I said hello.’
Maisie shrugged, and pointed above them. ‘Always supposing he sleeps it off before you’re back.’
‘He will,’ Barra assured her. ‘He’ll be opening up soon.’
‘Another grand evening in front of us, then,’ Maisie said, returning to her soup. ‘I hope Isla will appreciate it, the sophistication of it all …’
Maisie
