good at this!’ said Ren.
‘We are!’ said the front guy.
She could feel the back guy’s breath on her neck.
Ew. Garlic stranger breath.
She squeezed her way out from between them. ‘Thank you, gentle men!’
‘Don’t go!’ said one.
‘Stay!’ said the other.
‘Bar!’ said Ren. I’m way too sober for these shenanigans. I’ve sweated out the alcohol.
Half an hour later, Ren was back with her original group of strange men. Her phone buzzed in her purse. She took it out.
It was a text from Janine. She could barely focus on it.
I can’t find the key! Stranded outside apartment …!
Shitttt. I don’t want to leeeave. Fuck. Maybe Janine can go back to her house. Don’t be an asshole.
‘Excuse me, gentle men,’ said Ren. ‘I’m going to have to go.’
‘What? Why?’ said one of them.
‘My friend is locked out of my apartment.’
‘Is it far?’ said the guy.
‘Ten minutes in a cab,’ said Ren.
‘I can drive you,’ he said. ‘I haven’t been drinking.’
Ren felt a small spike of sobriety. He could be a psycho. Lots of psychos don’t drink or do drugs because they don’t want to lose control. Jesus. Worst-Case Scenario Girl strikes again.
‘That means I can drive you back here after,’ said the guy. ‘Keep the party going!’
I hate that expression. ‘OK! That’s an excellent idea! What’s your name again?’
‘JD.’
‘Thank you, JD!’
They pushed through the hot, crowded bar onto the street. The night was warm. There was only a gentle breeze, but it hit her like a slap.
Whoa. My head.
She called Janine. She picked up right away.
‘Are you OK?’ said Ren.
‘Yes,’ said Janine.
‘I’m on my way,’ said Ren. ‘One of the guys is giving me a ride.’
‘What?’ said Janine. ‘Get a cab. Who is he? Has he been drinking?’
‘Nope,’ said Ren. ‘He’s tonight’s designated driver. With a name like JD that’s a bit cruel, isn’t it?’
JD laughed. He unlocked the car door.
‘He’s going to bring me back to the bar after, too,’ said Ren.
Pause. ‘Really?’ said Janine.
What’s with that tone of voice? ‘Yes. Would you like me to call one of my neighbors, see if they’ll buzz you in, make sure you’re safe?’
‘Ren, it’s almost two a.m.’
‘Exactly,’ said Ren. ‘It’s very late to be hanging around—’
‘Ren? Ren, listen to me: do not call your neighbors. I’ll be fine.’
‘OK,’ said Ren. ‘See you in ten.’
Janine was waiting on the steps outside the apartment.
‘There she is!’ said Ren. ‘Safe!’ She jumped out of the car, with the key already in her hand. ‘Here.’
‘I’m so sorry about this,’ said Janine.
‘It’s fine!’ said Ren. ‘Don’t worry. Will you be OK?’
‘No,’ said Janine.
‘What?’ said Ren.
‘No,’ said Janine. ‘Come with me. I need to talk to you about something. It’s important.’
Nowww? Ren glanced over at JD. He was a blur standing by his car. The streetlights were glowing, everything was glowing. Ren turned back to Janine, struggling to focus.
‘OK,’ said Ren. ‘OK.’ She ran back down the steps. ‘Thank you, JD! But I’m going to stay, now that I’m here.’ She kissed him on the cheek. ‘Thanks for the ride.’
‘Aw, that’s a shame,’ said JD. ‘Are you sure? I just got a text from one of the guys – party at his place.’
‘Sounds good,’ said Ren, ‘but I better not. I don’t want to leave Janine.’
JD looked up at Janine with an expression that said killjoy.
Inside the apartment, Ren went looking for vodka, Janine went looking for water and Vitamin C tablets.
‘Here,’ she said, putting them down in front of Ren.
‘What is this?’ said Ren. ‘The drinking is not over yet. What would you like?’
‘I’m good, thank you,’ said Janine.
‘So,’ said Ren, ‘what do you need to talk about? Are you OK?’
‘Yes,’ said Janine. ‘I … just wanted you to stop what you were doing.’
Um, what?
‘I know you said you were fine,’ said Janine, ‘but I was afraid you were going to do something you would regret.’
‘Like what?’ said Ren.
‘Come on,’ said Janine. ‘JD, he’s a good-looking guy. You two were flirting.’
‘Jesus Christ, why does everyone think I’m flirting when I’m just having fun?’
‘It seemed like more than that to me,’ said Janine, ‘and definitely to him. Why else would he offer you a ride home? A guy wouldn’t do that unless he wanted something in return.’
‘Cynic!’ said Ren. ‘And I think you over-estimate my attractiveness.’
Janine shook her head. ‘I don’t. I’ve seen it enough times. When you focus on people you focus on them, it’s so lovely, it really is, but you know men … they want the world to revolve around them, and you make it so.’
Oh, God, I’ve heard that before. ‘I was just having fun!’
