cried, however, when I read your email. I have never been so relieved about anything in my whole life as I am now that I have heard back from you and that you are not mad or telling me to butt out of your life or reporting me to the medical authorities for contacting you directly.
I too am trying not to waffle but there is so much to ask you, so much to say. Do you feel the same?? Please be honest. I can’t emphasise this enough – I don’t expect anything from you. You don’t have to reply again if you don’t want to. I’m just so happy to hear from you and to know that you are well. You are well, aren’t you? I really hope you are.
Now I am so waffling.
I will go and wish you a great day.
Best wishes and most of all, thank you for getting in touch.
Thank you
Simon
No ‘D’ this time. Just Simon. Just plain informal chatty ‘Simon’.
I read it all over again. And then again. And then again.
He seems pretty normal, right? Not too serial killer-ish, so I think I’m pretty safe for now. He has a wife. They are having a baby. I picture him, sitting at a breakfast table, or maybe on a train. He is somewhere out there, pressing send and waiting in the same anticipation as I have been on a response. Even in my dreams I was waiting on a response. What does he look like? What did Lucy look like? My mind is racing. I have so many questions! Where do I start? I haven’t even got out of bed and there is so much I need to say and do!
I start typing back immediately.
Dear Simon…
So lovely to hear from you again. If you want to talk, any time, please feel free. My number is on my signature at the bottom of my email, so do give me a buzz anytime.
We all need to talk. I know I really do right now.
Chat soon,
Maggie
And then I send. And I wait.
My mother calls me later that afternoon when I am toying between a bunch of lilies or a bunch of tulips in Tesco.
‘And I just told her that when it comes to John Joe, he will do what he wants when he wants and no one, not even her, will stop him,’ she says.
‘Told who?’
‘Vivienne!’
I am still none the wiser. ‘Who?’
‘Vivienne! John Joe’s girlfriend!’
I have no idea why my mother thinks the domesticities of my older brother and his latest squeeze hold any interest for me, but I try and keep up with her.
‘Right, okay,’ I mumble, checking the price tags on the flowers to help me decide. Tulips it is.
‘I mean, even your father says that John Joe is his own worst enemy when it comes to relationships. He can’t handle sharing his space. He can’t handle sharing a bag of bloody chips, never mind anything that might dare last longer! So I thought I did right by setting the poor girl straight. What do you think? Did I say too much?’
‘What?’
‘Did I say too much? I mean, it’s not as if I have even met her, but she called me for advice and I could barely make out her accent. I think she is French. I always try to give good impartial advice, even to the lovers of my own two children, no matter what their nationality.’
I put the tulips back and pick up the lilies. I should probably get a basket. I fancy a browse around the clothes section for Billie.
‘You did the right thing, Mum,’ I reassure her, even though I have barely listened to a word she was saying. ‘Is this the girl who had his name tattooed on her chest?’
‘Lord no,’ she says. ‘She was last year’s model. This is the girl that his friend Clive, the country singer, introduced him to. You see, our John Joe was working on Clive’s ranch shoeing horses near Nashville for a few weeks and he met her. Poor girl. She is in for an almighty fall.’
‘Oh men! They are all filthy rotten lying fucking bastards,’ I say a little too loud and a passing stranger gives me a dirty look.
‘Exactly!’ says my mum. ‘I couldn’t have put it better myself. And speaking of men … any word from –’
‘No, Mum, no word from Jeff,’ I reply quickly. ‘I don’t want to … oh no!’
I trail off. I freeze. Ah Jesus. Ah Jesus no.
‘Maggie?’ my mother calls. ‘Maggie, are you there?’
Please no. Don’t do this to me. Not now. No.
My skin goes cold. I didn’t think that could actually physically happen but every part of me tingles with angst from my very toes to my fingertips. Fizzy, prickly, pins and needles of anxiety.
‘I have to go, Mum. I’ve just spotted … someone I used to know. I’ll call you back.’
I stand there, bunch of lilies in one hand and my phone in the other, in the kids’ clothes section of my local Tesco watching, as if in slow motion, as Jeff, my ‘husband’ and his fancy woman walk obliviously towards me, laughing and looking into each other’s eyes as she pushes a trolley full of fucking groceries.
I think I am going to actually vomit as an invisible wrench clasps my whole insides. Oh God!
She leans on the trolley and he stands behind her, playfully putting his hands on her waist as she walks along, scanning the aisles with a love-struck smile on her face.
He used to do that to me.
‘Are you okay, love?’ asks a little old lady. ‘You look like you’ve seen a ghost.’
Jeff sees me.
Our eyes lock and he raises his hand, a desperate look of guilt replacing the smug look of love from seconds before. I can’t move. I don’t want to look but like one does at a car crash I can’t help but stare and stare and then she follows his eye line and looks towards me and her face sours and she looks panicked up at him and I just want to go home. Now.
‘Have some lilies,’ I tell the old lady, handing her the flowers. ‘You’re right. I have seen a ghost. I have to get out of here.’
I make it to the car before I burst into tears and huge unapologetic cries of despair empty out from my lungs.
I hit the steering wheel.
‘Bastard!
