Twitter Girl. Nic Tatano

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I’ll give you guys a few minutes to decide.” He turns and heads back to the kitchen.

      “See,” says Frank, dark eyes gleaming. “Not everyone is mad at you.”

      “Nah, only about four hundred thousand people. And everyone in the state of Mississippi.”

      “Well, I’m not one of those people. And neither is my candidate. He’s a big fan.”

      “Really? Will Becker’s on Twitter?”

      “Yep.”

      “I thought politician’s accounts were actually managed by staffers.”

      “Most are, but he actually likes being in touch with real people. He feels it’s more accurate than an opinion poll and it’s instant. Anyway, he loved your television stories and your Internet sarcasm. That’s why I asked you here today. You have a unique talent the campaign needs.”

      “Not sure I understand.”

      “Cassidy, I don’t know where your political views lie…”

      “Well, I’m one of those old school journalists who actually keeps my opinions private, so I’m not gonna tell you. I know it’s fashionable to be biased, but that’s not me.”

      “That’s very admirable in this day and age and the Senator will respect that. But he’s hoping you like him enough to join the campaign.”

      “Let’s just say that considering his views I wouldn’t mind working for you. But I’m not sure you need someone who’s toxic with half the general public for your press office.”

      Frank leans back in his chair and folds his hands in his lap. “That’s not the position we have in mind for you. And, as I said, it’s your unique talent we need. In fact, it’s a position that’s never existed in a campaign, and you’re the only person who could do the job. This new digital world offers interesting opportunities. If you don’t accept our offer for this position, one will not be made to anyone else.”

      Now I’m getting confused. “I’m not sure where you’re going, Frank. If you don’t want me for your press office, what would I do? Produce videos?”

      “We need Twitter Girl.”

      I furrow my brow. “Okayyyyyy…”

      “We need your unique brand of snark. Those wicked, sarcastic one liners that can cut people down to size and go viral. You may have lost four hundred thousand followers the first day after that tweet but you’ve picked up a quarter million new people since. Sarcasm is a valuable currency on social media. We want to hire you to do what you did for the network, only your targets will be the people we’re running against. We could spend millions on TV ads but 140 characters from you could be more effective, cheaper and a lot faster. And let’s face it, politicians are fair game. You couldn’t possibly offend anyone.”

      “And those targets you mentioned would eventually include the current President.”

      He nods. “Assuming the Senator wins the party primary. But until he does, there are a host of candidates challenging him who need to be taken down a notch by Twitter Girl. And of course, the President will need constant tweaks along the way while we’re going through primary season.”

      “Your candidate is a stone cold lock for the nomination.”

      “No such thing. You never know what sort of land mines will explode.”

      “C’mon, Frank. He’s never had a scandal and just got named to a certain magazine’s most beautiful people issue. Can’t say I disagree with their judges.”

      His face turns serious for a moment. “Still, there are plenty of wild cards in the deck you can’t anticipate in politics. A lot of people still might feel funny electing a President who’s single.”

      “Yeah, but he’s a widower. He didn’t get divorced. Big difference. The man can’t help it if his wife got sick and died. And plenty of women would want to vote for the country’s most eligible bachelor. Or date him. Think about it, you go from dinner and a movie to First Lady. It’s the American version of marrying a prince. The only thing we don’t have is Buckingham Palace.”

      He smiles and nods. “So, you get that part, huh?”

      “I’m a single woman, he’s unattached, and, no offense, the man is smoking hot. Hell yeah, I get it.”

      I almost regret saying that but Frank laughs as he reaches for his water. “You’re certainly not subtle.”

      “Hey, you want Twitter Girl, this is what you get.”

      “Good, because that’s the attitude we want. But Becker doesn’t need a girlfriend right now. He needs a Vice President of snark. Help get him elected and then you can take your best shot at the Lincoln Bedroom.”

      ***

      One hour, two beers and a killer cheeseburger later, I’m seriously intrigued. Frank has laid the cards on the table and they’re all aces.

      “There is, however, a catch,” says Frank, as he leans forward.

      “Ah, I thought this was too good to be true. What’s the catch? I gotta pay for my own lunch today?”

      “Cassidy, the campaign is a long, exhausting road. Even though our main campaign headquarters will be in Manhattan you’ll be away from home a lot, sometimes for a week at a time. From now till November.”

      I shrug. “I figured as much. What’s the big deal?”

      “I say that because… I, uh… read about what happened with your brother. We didn’t know if you could be away or if… you know. You needed to be here in town all the time.”

      I lean back. “Nah, Sam is more self-sufficient than I am. He drives, has a good job. He’s an advertising copywriter. Does all the cooking, grocery shopping. The network already sends me out of town a lot. Or at least they did. Sam is fine when he’s by himself. Honestly, I don’t even notice the wheelchair anymore. He sure doesn’t.”

      “Oh, I just thought since you two shared a home.”

      “I was twenty-five when my parents died in the accident and Sam became unable to walk. He was fifteen. He needed a legal guardian and extensive rehab so I moved back home. My boss was very understanding and gave me a leave of absence. But he doesn’t need my help anymore for physical stuff. And he’s got some girls he hangs out with if he misses female companionship.”

      “That’s good to hear. So, you never wanted a place of your own after he got better?”

      “I originally thought I would but the accident made us incredibly close. Before we were always on different wavelengths because of the ten year age difference. We don’t even look alike, except for the green eyes. He got my mom’s black hair and I got the red hair and freckles. But Sam’s like an extra best friend and I wouldn’t want to have any other roommate. Until I meet Mister Right, that is.”

      “It’s great that you have such a good relationship with your brother. My sister is the devil’s spawn. I think if you shaved her head you’d

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