Mistletoe and Mayhem: A cosy, chaotic Christmas read!. Catherine Ferguson

      When we were kids, he used to zap me with his Power Ranger and stuff his fingers in his ears whenever I so much as sang along to an advert on TV.

      Jasper described Barb’s high note as ‘stunning’.

      If I were to attempt it, I’d definitely stun the populace for miles around.

      But not in a good way.

      Still, it’s ages till Thursday. Plenty of time to think up an excuse not to go.