spend more money on teaching its law officers to look after themselves. Maybe if they ate fewer hamburgers and drank less beer –’
‘Be silent!’ There was a brief interval while the judge seemed to be regaining control of himself, and I looked round the court again. The schoolgirls were still goggle-eyed, this beat anything they’d ever had in their civics classes before: the dark-blonde in the front seat was looking at me with a curious half-puzzled expression on her face, as if she were trying to work out something: behind her, his gaze lost in infinity, the man with the broken nose chewed on the stump of a dead cigar with machine-like regularity: the court reporter seemed asleep: the attendant at the door surveyed the scene with an Olympian detachment: beyond him, through the open door, I could see the harsh glare of the late afternoon sun on the dusty white street and beyond that again, glimpsed through a straggling grove of palmettos, the twinkling ripple of sunlight reflecting off the green water of the Gulf of Mexico … The judge seemed to have recovered his composure.
‘We have established,’ he said heavily, ‘that you are truculent, intransigent, insolent and a man of violence. You also carry a gun – a small-bore Lilliput, I believe it is called. I could already commit you for contempt of court, for assaulting and obstructing constables of the law in the course of the performance of their duties and for being in illegal possession of a lethal weapon. But I won’t.’ He paused for a moment, then went on: ‘We will have much more serious charges to prefer against you.’
The court reporter opened one eye for a moment, thought better of it and appeared to go to sleep again. The man with the broken nose removed his cigar, examined it, replaced it and resumed his methodical champing. I said nothing.
‘Where were you before you came here?’ the judge asked abruptly.
‘St Catherine.’
‘I didn’t mean that, but – well, how did you arrive here from St Catherine?’
‘By car.’
‘Describe it – and the driver.’
‘Green saloon – sedan, you’d call it. Middle-aged businessman and his wife. He was grey, she was blonde.’
‘That’s all you can remember?’ Mollison asked politely.
‘That’s all.’
‘I suppose you realize that description would fit a million couples and their cars?’
‘You know how it is,’ I shrugged. ‘When you’re not expecting to be questioned on what you’ve seen you don’t bother –’
‘Quite, quite.’ He could be very acid, this judge. ‘Out of state car, of course?’
‘Yes. But not of course.’
‘Newly arrived in our country and already you know how to identify licence plates of –’
‘He said he came from Philadelphia. I believe that’s out of state.’
The court reporter cleared his throat. The judge quelled him with a cold stare, then turned back to me.
‘And you came to St Catherine from –’
‘Miami.’
‘Same car, of course?’
‘No. Bus.’
The judge looked at the clerk of the court, who shook his head slightly, then turned back to me. His expression was less than friendly.
‘You’re not only a fluent and barefaced liar, Chrysler’ – he’d dropped the ‘Mister’ so I assumed the time for courtesies was past – ‘but a careless one. There’s no bus service from Miami to St Catherine. You stayed the previous night in Miami?’
I nodded.
‘In a hotel,’ he went on. ‘But, of course, you will have forgotten the name of that hotel?’
‘Well, as a matter of fact –’
‘Spare us.’ The judge held up his hand. ‘Your effrontery passes all limits and this court will no longer be trifled with. We have heard enough. Cars, buses, St Catherine, hotels, Miami – lies, all lies. You’ve never been in Miami in your life. Why do you think we kept you on remand for three days?’
‘You tell me,’ I encouraged him.
‘I shall. To make extensive inquiries. We’ve checked with the immigration authorities and every airline flying into Miami. Your name wasn’t on any passenger or aliens list, and no one answering to your description was seen that day. You would not be easily overlooked.’
I knew what he meant, all right. I had the reddest hair and the blackest eyebrows I’d ever seen on anyone and the combination was rather startling. I’d got used to it myself, but I had to admit it took a bit of getting used to. And when you added to that a permanent limp and a scar that ran from the corner of my right brow to the lobe of my right ear – well, when it came to identification, I was the answer to the policeman’s prayer.
‘As far as we can discover,’ the judge went on coldly, ‘you’ve spoken the truth once. Only once.’ He broke off to look at the youth who had just opened the door leading to some chambers in the rear, and lifted his eyebrows in fractional interrogation. No impatience: no irritation: all very calm: Judge Mollison was no pushover.
‘This just came for you, sir,’ the boy said nervously. He showed an envelope. ‘Radio message. I thought –’
‘Bring it here.’ The judge glanced at the envelope, nodded at no one in particular, then turned back to me.
‘As I say, you told the truth just once. You said you had come here from Havana. You did indeed. You left this behind you there, In the police station where you were being held for interrogation and trial.’ He reached into a drawer and held up a small book, blue and gold and white. ‘Recognize it?’
‘A British passport,’ I said calmly. ‘I haven’t got telescopic eyes but I assume that it must be mine otherwise you wouldn’t be making such a song and dance about it. If you had it all the time, then why –?’
‘We were merely trying to discover the degree of your mendacity, which is pretty well complete, and your trustworthiness, which does not appear to exist.’ He looked at me curiously. ‘Surely you must know what this means: if we have the passport, we have much else besides. You appear unmoved. You’re a very cool customer, Chrysler, or very dangerous: or can it be that you are just very stupid?’
‘What do you want me to do?’ I asked. ‘Faint?’
‘Our police and immigration authorities happen, for the moment at least, to be on very good terms with their Cuban colleagues.’ He might never have heard my interjection. ‘Our cables to Havana have produced much more than this passport: they have produced much interesting information.’
‘Your name is not Chrysler, it’s Ford. You have spent two and a half years in the West Indies, and are well known to the authorities in all of the principal islands.’
‘Fame, Judge. When you’ve as many friends –’
‘Notoriety. Served three minor
