“It’s a good title for a mystery,” she said. “But a title is not a story. What’s in the suitcase? Once you figure out that part, Blake, then you’ll have yourself a story.”
Blake laughed with characteristic lack of concern for details. He was a big picture guy. “James Bond always goes to a foreign country to solve mysteries and catch the bad guys,” he said. “Some fantastic exotic locale full of drink and women and danger.”
Chloe made a real effort not to rub her forehead. She had a lot of practice hiding exasperation from her mother, but this was on a different scale altogether. “James Bond is a government spy. He kills for money. He doesn’t rummage through the trash for severed heads.”
“Foreign country!” Mason exclaimed. “Blake, you’re a genius.”
Blake’s entire peacock tail opened up in kaleidoscope green.
“But wait,” Mason said. “You and I have never been to a foreign country.”
Blake blocked the girls’ way, smiling meaningfully at them. “Not yet,” he said.
The girls remained impassive. Only Chloe twitched slightly. Oh no! she thought. He doesn’t mean …
“We’ll go to Europe with you,” Blake said. “Mason’s right, I am a genius. The answer to our mysterious suitcase is in Europe. Oh man, this is going to be fantastic. And we’ve only been at it for five minutes. Imagine how good it’ll be when we spend a few days on it.” Blake thumped his flannel plaid chest. “We could win the book prize.”
“What book prize would that be, Blake?” Chloe said.
“I don’t know, Chloe. The prize they give the best book of the year. The Oscar for books. The Grammy, the Emmy.”
“The Pulitzer?”
“Whatever. That’s not the important part. To write something people will love, that’s the important part.”
Chloe leaned in to Hannah. “Did your crazy boyfriend just say he wants to go to Europe with us?”
“I’m sure that can’t be right,” Hannah, her expression frazzled, whispered back. “I’ll talk to him—”
Blake pulled Hannah away from Chloe. “Hannah, when are you two flying to Barcelona?”
“I don’t know,” Hannah replied. “Chloe, when are we flying?”
“I don’t know,” mumbled Chloe.
“Mason, that’s where we go, bro. Barcelona! Our story will climax there.” Blake laughed. The brothers high-fived and bumped shoulders.
“I thought you said it wasn’t that kind of story,” Chloe cut in.
“If it ends in Barcelona, Haiku, it’ll have to be a story for all seasons. Isn’t that where they have the running of the bulls?”
“Oh dear God. No. That’s Pamplona.”
“Wait,” Hannah said. “Blake, you’re not seriously thinking of coming with us?”
“We’re done thinking. We’re coming, baby!”
Mason looked shocked. “We’re going to Europe? You’re bullshitting me.”
“Mason, do I come up with the best ideas or what?”
Mason was at a loss for words.
“Blake …” Finally Hannah became actively engaged in the conversation. “Think about it for a minute. You’re not serious about writing a story, are you? The contest is open to all Maine residents. That’s a lot of competition. Just from our school, there’ll probably be at least a hundred entries. Everyone on our literary magazine is submitting a story.”
“Hannah, have you read the literary magazine?” said Blake, swinging his arms around, bouncing down the road. “It’s called Insanity’s Horse, for heaven’s sake.” He laughed. “Just for that title alone, those fools should be disqualified from participating. Do you remember the magazine’s April thought of the month? The pastiche of the pyramids implementing primal passion is a prolix representation of all phallic prose. I got your phallic prose right here. Yeah,” he said, merry and intense. “I’m not worried.”
How did this happen? One minute ticked by, and before it was up, Blake and Mason had climbed aboard the girls’ slow-chugging teenage dream.
Hannah stopped listening. She pulled on Chloe to slow down. “Now I really have to talk to you,” she said. “Come by before dinner?”
“Is it about Barcelona?” Chloe looked up into Hannah’s flat expression.
Hannah blinked. “No and yes. Do you have your passport yet?”
Chloe didn’t reply.
“Chloe! I told you—it takes two months to get a passport. Come on. Do you want to blow it?”
“Of course not. But that’s easy for you to say—you’re eighteen. I have to ask my parents to sign for my passport.”
“So?”
“Well, I’ll have to tell them I’m going first, won’t I?”
“I can’t believe you haven’t told them!”
“Yeah, well.” Chloe couldn’t believe a whole bunch of things.
Blake was in front of them, panting, eyes blazing, his body heaving. “So what do we have to do to get a passport?”
“Go to the post office,” Hannah said. “But take Chloe with you, because she doesn’t know how to get one either.”
“I know how. I just …”
Hannah batted her lashes. “Are you guys really going to come with us? Because don’t get our hopes up and then not come. That’d be mean.”
“I never disappoint you, pumpkin, do I?” Grabbing the slender Hannah, Blake pretended to dance with her and stepped on her feet. She yelped.
“Blake, you do know where Barcelona is, right?” Hannah said, her arms around his neck. “In Spain. And you know where Spain is, right? In Europe. As in—on another continent. As in, you need not just a passport, which costs upward of a hundred bucks, but also a plane ticket, and train tickets, and maybe, oh, I don’t know—some lodging and food money.”
Mason began to look doubtful, but Blake shrugged with gleeful indifference. “You know what they say, babycakes.” He squeezed her. “You gotta spend money to make money. It’s like the ten grand I’m getting for my story. We can’t start our own business till we win this thing. And we can’t win this thing till we do this other thing.”
“This other thing,” said Chloe, “meaning horn in on my lifelong dream?”
“Exactly. Mase, let’s jet. We gotta go get ourselves some passports. We have no time to lose.”
