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© Dion Leonard 2019
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Source ISBN: 9780008316181
Ebook Edition © February 2019 ISBN: 9780008316280
Version: 2019-01-09
This book is dedicated to cats and their human slaves all around the world.
Contents
Humans are fickle. And easily led. At least, that’s my experience.
Picture, if you will, a perfect specimen of cat-kind. A beautiful Ragdoll cat, with dark face and paws and fluffy white fur all over. An intelligent, stylish cat who looks after your house, keeps your knees warm at night, has refined tastes, hardly ever wanders or gets lost, and generally adds a sense of elegance to your life.
That’s me: Lara.
Now,
