be grateful for that.
So, you see, how can I really complain about a few little annoyances here and there? He might not be the easiest of bosses, but I do my best to humour him, even if it’s challenging at times.
And, believe me, it is very challenging at times.
“I’ve been thinking about next summer’s exhibition,” Jeremy says as we power through a room filled with Dutch flower paintings.
I’m aware of a creeping trepidation, mixed with a bubbling sense of excitement. “Yes?” I venture cautiously.
I tell myself that it’s unwise to get my hopes up. After all, we’ve been here before, and it inevitably ends in disappointment. But still, I can’t help it, I’m an eternal optimist. A part of me will always hold out hope that things can turn around at any moment.
Maybe this is it. Maybe, at last, I might get my chance.
Annoyingly, he chooses this moment to fall silent, pausing on the stairs to admire a statue of Venus.
“Your ideas were … interesting,” he says at last, still inspecting the marble figure.
He utters that word like it carries the bubonic plague, and I feel a plummeting swoop of despondency.
He’s still talking, his hands clasped behind his back as though he’s about to give a lecture. To be honest, I’m only half listening by this point. I know how this next part goes; I could pretty much recite it in my sleep.
“But this is a serious institution, Miss Swift. You must understand that by now. We have a standard to uphold. People have expectations of us, scholarly expectations, which we wouldn’t wish to disappoint. To stray too far from our blueprint, to change …” He raises a fluttering hand to his forehead, his signet ring glinting under the overhead lights.
“Woe betide that anything should ever change,” I mutter bitterly. “How would the world cope?”
He scowls. “What was that?”
“Hmm?” I widen my eyes at him innocently.
His lips form into a thin line. “Could only spell disaster,” he finishes. Or, at least, I sincerely hope he’s finished. Once he starts on a soliloquy, nothing can stop him. The whole building could fall down and he’d probably still be pontificating away amongst the rubble, blithely oblivious.
“Quite … of course.” My voice is overly bright, almost brittle. I’m already backing away, looking for an exit. I’m trying really hard to do what I normally do. I’m reminding myself how lucky I am to be here, how grateful I am. How I shouldn’t feel resentful, shouldn’t expect too much. But, for some reason, today it’s just not working. My throat’s beginning to feel tight, burning with repressed emotion. “Very … er … astute reasoning.”
This is what happens. Every time. I should have known better than to try.
“I’m so glad you agree.” He looks insufferably pleased with himself. “I knew that once I’d explained it to you in simple terms, you would come to appreciate the logic of it.” He sighs solemnly, his gaze travelling up towards the glass ceiling above us. “As the great philosopher Aristotle once said …”
Oh, lord. Not Aristotle. I really can’t handle that particular soliloquy right now. I know from experience that it lasts for a good twenty minutes.
“That’s wonderful,” I say with more than a touch of desperation. “If that’s all, then …”
“Just a minute, if you will.” His brows draw downwards, his tone becoming several degrees colder. “That wasn’t all. We haven’t yet discussed those applications.”
I realise with a quiet sense of doom that I’ve flung myself straight out of the frying pan and into the fire. The Aristotle monologue is beginning to look really good right about now.
“Ah, yes,” I manage, stretching out each word very slowly in an attempt to buy my brain some more time. “The applications.”
I leave a knowing sort of pause. Unfortunately, the desired flash of inspiration fails to materialise, and it lengthens awkwardly before trailing off into more of a dead silence.
“Well?” Jeremy demands, irritation lacing his voice. “Have you completed them? Because if we miss that deadline … rest assured, Miss Swift, I won’t hesitate to lay the blame where it’s due.”
I draw backwards, eyes widening in shock. Was that a threat?
Surely he can’t actually be threatening me? I mean, I know he has his faults, but …
I look into his steely grey eyes and my conviction wavers.
“Of course they’re finished,” I hear myself responding coolly.
Brilliant, now I’ve just told a bald-faced lie. Great work, Clara. Very professional.
“I’m pleased to hear it,” Jeremy says blandly. “We’ll have a look at them now, then, shall we?”
The true extent of the hole I’ve just dug for myself hits me with a nasty jolt. My heart begins to patter in my chest. I cast a glance at his face, but it isn’t giving anything away. Does he know the truth? Is he just trying to catch me out? Because, if so, I’ve walked right into it.
In a quiet frenzy, I cast around for a suitable excuse for a hasty departure. Through the archway, I have a clear view into the classical antiquities gallery. My mind whirs, turning over possibilities. Perhaps I could pretend that I need to check on something in there? Would he believe that?
“Absolutely,” I blurt out. “I’d be glad to. It’s just that …”
He’s looking at me expectantly, one bushy eyebrow raised, and to my dismay, I realise that I have absolutely no idea where I’m going with this.
“I’ve just spotted someone I urgently need to speak with,” I say, wondering what on earth I’m saying. “I’ve been trying to catch him for ages. In fact, it’s really quite urgent. I’ll just go and …”
“And who, exactly, would this be?”
I blink at the abrupt question. I didn’t expect him to ask that.
“Er … him.” I point randomly to a man standing over by a stone sarcophagus, his head bent over a book.
Jeremy arches an eyebrow. “Really? You know him, do you?”
Heat begins to prickle across the back of my neck. What is this, the Spanish Inquisition? Why can’t he just accept my lie and leave it at that? It’s what anyone else would do.
“Yes, I do,” I say staunchly. “Very well, in fact. We’re … er … old acquaintances.”
Just in case I thought this couldn’t get any worse. Now I’m embellishing the lie. Am I crazy? Next I’ll be inventing an entire history with a man I’ve never seen before in my life.
“Indeed?” Jeremy’s voice drips with scepticism. “You’re an old
