fancies that he really lived in Queen Elizabeth’s time; and the coachman was so solemnly sure that he did that it’s not much wonder. I bought an old silver patch-box in a jeweller’s shop on the High Street, and I’m going to tell my sister that it belonged to Ayacanora.”
“What an odd idea.”
“We are full of odd ideas over in America, you know.”
“Tell me something about the States,” said Imogen. “My brother is quite mad over Colorado, but he doesn’t know much about the rest of it. I suppose the country about New York isn’t very wild, is it?”
“Not very,” returned Miss Opdyke, with a twinkle. “The buffalo are rarely seen now, and only two men were scalped by the Indians outside the walls of the city last year.”
“Fancy! And how do you pass your time? Is it a gay place?”
“Very. We pass our time doing all sorts of things. There’s the Corn Dance and the Green Currant Dance and the Water Melon pow wow, of course, and beside these, which date back to the early days of the colony, we have the more modern amusements, German opera and Italian opera and the theatre and subscription concerts. Then we have balls nearly every night in the season and dinner-parties and luncheons and lectures and musical parties, and we study a good deal and ‘slum’ a little. Last winter I belonged to a Greek class and a fencing class, and a quartette club, and two private dancing classes, and a girls’ working club, and an amateur theatrical society. We gave two private concerts for charities, you know, and acted the Antigone for the benefit of the Influenza Hospital. Oh, there is a plenty to pass one’s time in New York, I can assure you. And when other amusements fail, we can go outside the walls, with a guard of trappers, of course, and try our hand at converting the natives.”
“What tribe of Indians is it that you have near you?”
“The Tammanies,—a very trying tribe, I assure you. It seems impossible to make any impression on them or teach them anything.”
“Fancy! Did you ever have any adventures yourself with these Indians?” asked Imogen, deeply excited over this veracious resumé of life in modern New York.
“Oh, dear, yes—frequently.”
“Do tell me some of yours. This is so very interesting. Lionel never has said a word about the—Tallamies, did you call them?”
“Tammanies. Perhaps not; Colorado is so far off, you know. They have Piutes there,—a different tribe entirely, and much less deleterious to civilization.”
“How sad. But about the adventures?”
“Oh, yes—well, I’ll tell you of one; in fact it is the only really exciting experience I ever had with the New York Indians. It was two years ago; I had just come out, and it was my birthday, and papa said I might ride his new mustang, by way of a celebration. So we started, my brother and I, for a long country gallop.
“We were just on the other side of Central Park, barely out of the city, you see, when a sudden blood-curdling yell filled the air. We were horror-struck, for we knew at once what it must be,—the war-cry of the savages. We turned of course and galloped for our lives, but the Indians were between us and the gates. We could see their terrible faces streaked with war-paint, and the tomahawks at their girdles, and we felt that all hope was over. I caught hold of papa’s lasso, which was looped round the saddle, and cocked my revolving rifle—all the New York girls wear revolving rifles strapped round their waists,” continued Miss Opdyke, coolly, interrogating Imogen with her eyes as she spoke for signs of disbelief, but finding none—“and I resolved to sell my life and scalp as dearly as possible. Just then, when all seemed lost, we heard a shout which sounded like music to our ears. A company of mounted Rangers were galloping out from the city. They had seen our peril from one of the watch-towers, and had hurried to our rescue.”
“How fortunate!” said Imogen, drawing a long breath. “Well, go on—do go on.”
“There is little more to tell,” said Miss Opdyke, controlling with difficulty her inclination to laugh. “The Head Ranger attacked the Tammany chief, whose name was Day Vidbehill,—a queer name, isn’t it?—and slew him after a bloody conflict. He gave me his brush, I mean his scalp-lock, afterward, and it now adorns—” Here her amusement became ungovernable, and she went into fits of laughter, which Imogen’s astonished look only served to increase.
“Oh!” she cried, between her paroxysms, “you believed it all! it is too absurd, but you really believed it! I thought till just now that you were only pretending, to amuse me.”
“Wasn’t it true, then?” said Imogen, her tardy wits waking slowly up to the conclusion.
“True! why, my dear child, New York is the third city of the world in size,—not quite so large as London, but approaching it. It is a great, brilliant, gay place, where everything under the sun can be bought and seen and done. Did you really think we had Indians and buffaloes close by us?”
“And haven’t you?”
“Dear me, no. There never was a buffalo within a thousand miles of us, and not an Indian has come within shooting distance for half a century, unless he came by train to take part in a show. You mustn’t be so easily taken in. People will impose upon you no end over in America, unless you are on your guard. What has your brother been about, not to explain things better?”
“Well, he has tried,” said Imogen, candidly, “but I didn’t half believe what he said, because it was so different from the things in the books. And then he is so in love with America that it seemed as if he must be exaggerating. He did say that the cities were just like our cities, only more so, and that though the West wasn’t like England at all, it was very interesting to live in; but I didn’t half listen to him, it sounded so impossible.”
“Live and learn. You’ll have a great many surprises when you get across, but some of them will be pleasant ones, and I think you’ll like it. Good-by,” as Imogen rose to go; “I hope we shall meet again some time, and then you will tell me how you like Colorado, and the Piutes, and—waffles. I hope to live yet to see you stirring an egg in a glass with pepper and a ‘messy’ lump of butter in true Western fashion. It’s awfully good, I’ve always been told. Do forgive me for hoaxing you. I never thought you could believe me, and when I found that you did, it was irresistible to go on.”
“I can’t make out at all about Americans,” said Imogen, plaintively, as after an effusive farewell from Mrs. Page and a languid bow from Madame de Conflans they were at last suffered to escape into the street. “There seem to be so many different kinds. Mrs. Page and her daughter are not a bit like each other, and Miss Opdyke is quite different from either of them, and none of the three resembles Mrs. Geoffrey Templestowe in the least.”
“And neither does Buffalo Bill and your phrenological lecturer. Courage, Moggy. I told you America was a sizable place. You’ll begin to take in and understand the meaning of the variety show after you once get over there.”
“It was queer, but do you know I couldn’t help rather liking that girl;” confessed Imogen later to Isabel Templestowe. “She was odd, of course, and not a bit English, but you couldn’t say she was bad form, and she was so remarkably quick and bright. It seemed as if she had seen all sorts of things and tried her hand on almost everything, and wasn’t a bit afraid to say what she thought, or to praise and find fault. I told you what she said about English bread, and she was just as rude about our vegetables; she said they were only flavored
