Нежелательный вариант (сборник). Михаил Веллер

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в Сочи пьяный по обыкновению Соловьев-Седой произнес сюрреалистическую речь, в долгий засос перецеловал и общупал всех финалисток, силком отобрал у растерянно сопротивляющегося Юрия Силантьева дирижерскую палочку и, маша ею мимо музыки, в конце концов свалился в оркестровую яму, к восторгу и экстазу зала и всей страны, пока не дали заставку.

      Вот поэтому в сталинское время гарантированного порядка в радиостудии Шаболовки, ведущей передачу в эфир, всегда находился вооруженный сотрудник госбезопасности. И даже когда Левитан читал сводку Совинформбюро, в углу сидел особист с обнаженным стволом, направленным ему в живот. Мало ли что.

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      Степной козел.

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      Статистика самоубийств в Советской Армии не была засекречена, но просто запрещена: не существовала.

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