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Praise for Akhmed and the Atomic Matzo Balls
“This book is very sick. Highly recommended.”
—J. Maarten Troost, author of The Sex Lives of Cannibals, Getting Stoned with Savages, and Lost on Planet China
“Akhmed is the Dr. Strangelove for our times.”
—Marcy Gordon, editor of Leave the Lipstick, Take the Iguana
“I’m ashamed to say I loved this book. It’s demented, deranged, and offensive…but hysterically funny.”
—Lavinia Spalding, author of Writing Away: A Creative Guide to Awakening the Journal-Writing Traveler
“Delectably despicable. Will blow you right out of your burqa.”
—Kirsten Koza, author of Lost in Moscow: A Brat in the USSR
“Buslik will throw anyone under the bus for a cheap laugh. Frankly, we’re sick of it.”
—Rabbi T. Canarish
“Patients like Buslik are the reason I got into this business… and why I quit.”
—Daniel P. Luce, psychotherapist
“The world’s funniest book outside of North Korea.”
—Supreme Leader, name withheld
“Wackier than a bus plunge!”
—Hugo C., prominent Venezuelan
“You’ll wet your Depends! Trust me!”
—Fidel C., prominent Cuban
ALSO BY GARY BUSLIK
A Rotten Person Travels the Caribbean
The Missionary’s Position
For everyone who is kind to animals.
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, organizations, places, events, and incidents either are the products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously and satirically. Events depicted here never took place. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. No offense is meant to any person or group.
PART I
One
“THEY’RE KILLING ME, HAZEEM,” WHINED
