style="font-size:15px;"> “Yeah, back in nineteen ninety-nine,” he matched her wits.
Camille rolled her eyes. “Music never gets old. Plus, this will be autographed to you, Gary.”
He pursed his lips. “Eight.”
“Eleven.”
He countered, “Nine.”
“With tax, ten.”
Gary reached into his back pocket, pulled the bill from his wallet. “This economy ain’t takin’ no prisoners, I see.”
Camille signed quickly, before Gary could change his mind. They exchanged, CD for cash, just as the hands-free gas pump latch snapped, signaling a full tank.
“Shoot!” Camille stomped. Fooling around with Gary, she’d accidentally filled up the car.
“You okay?” Gary asked.
“Fine. Hope you enjoy the CD.”
“Straight. Good to meet you. You think we can, you know, get together some time?”
Camille had almost forgotten Gary’s original intent. Back to the game. “My man wouldn’t appreciate me cheating on him.”
“Looks to me like your man doesn’t appreciate you period. But I don’t want to break up a happy home. Unless. . .”
“No, Gary, I’m fine.”
“Suit yourself.”
Gary went his way as Camille trudged into the store to surrender the ten dollars she’d just hustled out of Gary, plus nine more that she had hoped to use for lunch money the next couple of days. She’d have to brown-bag it now that she’d unintentionally flushed all her cash down the gas tank.
Come on, Friday.
CHAPTER 2
Camille clocked in, digitally, seven minutes past her official start time. She calculated she’d already been late by a total of nineteen minutes. Her boss, Sheryl Finkowich, had threatened to start docking them if they were more than half an hour late in any one week. Though her warning was probably meant to encourage timeliness, Camille took it as a license to rack up exactly twenty-nine unaccounted-for minutes between Monday and Friday. She had two more days before the game started again.
Worse than her boss’s threat, however, were the watchful eyes of coworkers who would throw one another under the bus for a nickel more per hour base pay. Camille had ratted out her fair share of employees, but not for a nickel. A quarter, maybe, but not a nickel.
The maze of cubicles provided some margin of ambiguity about what time everyone came in to work. Only the electronic record could tell the whole truth. Camille tucked her purse behind her elbow as she breezed past desks, only offering, “Hey, Bob,” and, “Hi, Rene,” because “good morning” would give her away.
She made it to her space without much eye contact or being spotted by Sheryl. Camille pressed the power button on her computer, threw her purse into the second drawer of her file cabinet. The start of yet another meaningless day at Aquapoint Systems. Really, does the world need another water-filtration company? Why were these losers so cheap they couldn’t just fill the office refrigerator with bottled water? No one likes to use stupid paper-cone cups. And beside all that, Camille had read a statistic somewhere saying the only water most people drank in a day’s time was what was left over after they brushed their teeth.
Of course, Camille never shared these sentiments with her potential clients. “Yes, Aquapoint Systems provides a less expensive, earth-friendly alternative to bottled water for your employees,” she spouted off the sales pitch while responding to birthday posts on her Facebook page in a separate window.
No matter the caller’s response, Camille was determined to set an appointment for a field representative to demonstrate the superior quality of Aquapoint System’s product. Newer businesses, especially, liked to give the underdog a chance. “We’re a small business just like yours, and we would really appreciate the opportunity to grow right along with you.” That line was Camille’s secret weapon.
By noon, Camille had managed to set up seven appointments with office managers. Not bad, considering she’d made only about a hundred calls. Any telemarketer would be proud of a 7 percent closing rate. Plus, she’d earn ten dollars on top of her eight-dollar-an-hour base pay if the appointments didn’t cancel.
Sheryl performed the kind of bad congratulatory routine only seen in chain restaurants, where all the workers lined up and clapped for someone who was celebrating a birthday or anniversary. “Yaaay! Everyone, Camille’s almost reached her quota for the day, and she hasn’t even gone to lunch! Let’s give her a hand!”
Halfhearted applause stumbled through the area.
“Great job, Camille.” Sheryl then slapped a puppy dog sticker on the back of Camille’s hand.
Is she serious? A sticker? “Thank you.”
“You’re welcome,” Sheryl chirped. “I got them at a dog show last year.”
“Mmm.” You just gave me something you got at a dog show?
Sheryl gave one last thumbs-up and walked away. Camille removed the sticker, folded it in half, and tossed it in the trash.
Stickers wouldn’t help. What she needed was some cold, hard cash, because she had only enough change in her purse to buy a candy bar for lunch. Camille wished, for once, that she was a coffee drinker. People feel entitled to coffee, and everywhere she’d worked in the past few years always provided free java. Maybe, one of these days, orange juice drinkers would rise up and revolt. Until then, Camille was stuck with plain old Aquapoint water.
The break room quickly filled with other brown-baggers. Some health conscious, evidenced by their multiple plastic containers filled with salads and fish. Others were dieting, eating foods that probably tasted like plastic. Janice, a woman Camille recognized from training class only three months ago, pulled up a chair at Camille’s two-seater table.
Janice couldn’t have been more than forty, but she always looked like she was in the wrong decade. Regardless of clothing or hairstyle, Janice just had that throwback 1970s, Charlie’s Angels look.
Janice opened with small talk. “Tell me your name again?”
“Camille.”
“That’s right. How’s it going for you?”
“Okay, I guess.” Camille shrugged. “You?”
Janice leaned in and whispered, “Awful. I’ve been looking for another job.”
Another one bites the dust. If enough people left or got fired, Camille might actually be in the running to become a supervisor, then all she’d have to do is push paperwork. Still, she needed to appear sympathetic. Janice might be trying to feel Camille out so she could rat her out. “Why? I mean, the pay isn’t too bad.”
Janice countered with a hint of sincerity, “It is if you don’t make any appointments.”
Camille
