you’re not eight feet tall!” I interjected at one point.
“A small matter. A small matter,” he replied airily. “I will be in the picture. Nothing easier. We wild men, you know——“
Some of the views were excellent, most striking. He leered most terribly from arras of leaves or indicated fright or cunning. The man was a good actor. For years I retained and may still have somewhere a full set of the pictures as well as the double-page spread which followed the next week.
Well, the thing was appropriately discussed, as it should have been, but the wild man got away, as was feared. He went into the nearby canal and washed away all his terror, or rather he vanished into the dim recesses of Peter’s memory. He was only heard of a few times more in the papers, his supposed body being found in some town in northeast Pennsylvania—or in the small item that was “telegraphed” from there. As for Peter, he emerged from the canal, or from its banks, a cleaner if not a better man. He was grinning, combing his hair, adjusting his tie.
“What a scamp!” I insisted lovingly. “What an incorrigible trickster!”
“Dreiser, Dreiser,” he chortled, “there’s nothing like it. You should not scoff. I am a public benefactor. I am really a creator. I have created a being as distinct as any that ever lived. He is in many minds—mine, yours. You know that you believe in him really. There he was peeking out from between those bushes only fifteen minutes ago. And he has made, and will make, thousands of people happy, thrill them, give them a new interest. If Stevenson can create a Jekyll and Hyde, why can’t I create a wild man? I have. We have his picture to prove it. What more do you wish?”
I acquiesced. All told, it was a delightful bit of foolery and art, and Peter was what he was first and foremost, an artist in the grotesque and the ridiculous.
For some time thereafter peace seemed to reign in his mind, only now it was that the marriage and home and children idea began to grow. From much of the foregoing it may have been assumed that Peter was out of sympathy with the ordinary routine of life, despised the commonplace, the purely practical. As a matter of fact it was just the other way about. I never knew a man so radical in some of his viewpoints, so versatile and yet so wholly, intentionally and cravingly, immersed in the usual as Peter. He was all for creating, developing, brightening life along simple rather than outré lines, in so far as he himself was concerned. Nearly all of his arts and pleasures were decorative and homey. A good grocer, a good barber, a good saloon-keeper, a good tailor, a shoe maker, was just as interesting in his way to Peter as any one or anything else, if not a little more so. He respected their lines, their arts, their professions, and above all, where they had it, their industry, sobriety and desire for fair dealing. He believed that millions of men, especially those about him, were doing the best they could under the very severe conditions which life offered. He objected to the idle, the too dull, the swindlers and thieves as well as the officiously puritanic or dogmatic. He resented, for himself at least, solemn pomp and show. Little houses, little gardens, little porches, simple cleanly neighborhoods with their air of routine, industry, convention and order, fascinated him as apparently nothing else could. He insisted that they were enough. A man did not need a great house unless he was a public character with official duties.
“Dreiser,” he would say in Philadelphia and Newark, if not before, “it’s in just such a neighborhood as this that some day I’m going to live. I’m going to have my little frau, my seven children, my chickens, dog, cat, canary, best German style, my garden, my birdbox, my pipe; and Sundays, by God, I’ll march ’em all off to church, wife and seven kids, as regular as clockwork, shined shoes, pigtails and all, and I’ll lead the procession.”
“Yes, yes,” I said. “You talk.”
“Well, wait and see. Nothing in this world means so much to me as the good old orderly home stuff. One ought to live and die in a family. It’s the right way. I’m cutting up now, sowing my wild oats, but that’s nothing. I’m just getting ready to eventually settle down and live, just as I tell you, and be an ideal orderly citizen. It’s the only way. It’s the way nature intends us to do. All this early kid stuff is passing, a sorting-out process. We get over it. Every fellow does, or ought to be able to, if he’s worth anything, find some one woman that he can live with and stick by her. That makes the world that you and I like to live in, and you know it. There’s a psychic call in all of us to it, I think. It’s the genius of our civilization, to marry one woman and settle down. And when I do, no more of this all-night stuff with this, that and the other lady. I’ll be a model husband and father, sure as you’re standing there. Don’t you think I won’t. Smile if you want to—it’s so. I’ll have my garden. I’ll be friendly with my neighbors. You can come over then and help us put the kids to bed.”
“Oh, Lord! This is a new bug now! We’ll have the vinecovered cot idea for a while, anyhow.”
“Oh, all right. Scoff if you want to. You’ll see.”
Time went by. He was doing all the things I have indicated, living in a kind of whirl of life. At the same time, from time to time, he would come back to this thought. Once, it is true, I thought it was all over with the little yellow-haired girl in Philadelphia. He talked of her occasionally, but less and less. Out on the golf links near Passaic he met another girl, one of a group that flourished there. I met her. She was not unpleasing, a bit sensuous, rather attractive in dress and manners, not very well informed, but gay, clever, up-to-date; such a girl as would pass among other women as fairly satisfactory.
For a time Peter seemed greatly attracted to her. She danced, played a little, was fair at golf and tennis, and she was, or pretended to be, intensely interested in him. He confessed at last that he believed he was in love with her.
“So it’s all day with Philadelphia, is it?” I asked.
“It’s a shame,” he replied, “but I’m afraid so. I’m having a hell of a time with myself, my alleged conscience, I tell you.”
I heard little more about it. He had a fad for collecting rings at this time, a whole casket full, like a Hindu prince, and he told me once he was giving her her choice of them.
Suddenly he announced that it was “all off” and that he was going to marry the maid of Philadelphia. He had thrown the solitaire engagement ring he had given her down a sewer! At first he would confess nothing as to the reason or the details, but being so close to me it eventually came out. Apparently, to the others as to myself, he had talked much of his simple home plans, his future children—the good citizen idea. He had talked it to his new love also, and she had sympathized and agreed. Yet one day, after he had endowed her with the engagement ring, some one, a member of the golf club, came and revealed a tale. The girl was not “straight.” She had been, mayhap was even then, “intimate” with other men—one anyhow. She was in love with Peter well enough, as she insisted afterward, and willing to undertake the life he suggested, but she had not broken with the old atmosphere completely, or if she had it was still not believed that she had. There were those who could not only charge, but prove. A compromising note of some kind sent to some one was involved, turned over to Peter.
“Dreiser,” he growled as he related the case to me, “it serves me right. I ought to know better. I know the kind of woman I need. This one has handed me a damned good wallop, and I deserve it. I might have guessed that she wasn’t suited to me. She was really too free—a life-lover more than a wife. That home stuff! She was just stringing me because she liked me. She isn’t really my sort, not simple enough.”
“But you loved her, I thought?”
“I did, or thought I did. Still, I used to wonder too. There were many ways about her that troubled me. You think I’m kidding about
