to dinner.”
“Well,” I said, rather uncompromisingly, for at times his seemingly extreme success and well-being irritated me, “I’ll have a drink, but as for dinner I have another engagement.”
“Aw, don’t say that. What’s the use being sore? You know I always feel the same even if we do quarrel at times. Cut it out. Come on. You know I’m your brother, and you’re mine. It’s all right with me, Thee. Let’s make it up, will you? Put ‘er there! Come on, now. We’ll go and have a drink, see, something hot—it’s Christmas Eve, sport. The old home stuff.”
He smiled winsomely, coaxingly, really tenderly, as only he could smile. I “gave in.” But now as we entered the nearest shining bar, a Christmas crowd buzzing within and without (it was the old Fifth Avenue Hotel), a new thought seemed to strike him.
“Seen E——lately?” he inquired, mentioning the name of the troubled sister who was having a very hard time indeed. Her husband had left her and she was struggling over the care of two children.
“No,” I replied, rather shamefacedly, “not in a week or two—maybe more.”
He clicked his tongue. He himself had not been near her in a month or more. His face fell, and he looked very depressed.
“It’s too bad—a shame really. We oughtn’t to do this way, you know, sport. It ain’t right. What do you say to our going around there,” it was in the upper thirties, “and see how she’s making out?—take her a few things, eh? Whaddya say?”
I hadn’t a spare dollar myself, but I knew well enough what he meant by “take a few things” and who would pay for them.
“Well, we’ll have to hurry if we want to get anything now,” I urged, falling in with the idea since it promised peace, plenty and good will all around, and we rushed the drink and departed. Near at hand was a branch of one of the greatest grocery companies of the city, and near it, too, his then favorite hotel, the Continental. En route we meditated on the impossibility of delivery, the fact that we would have to carry the things ourselves, but he at last solved that by declaring that he could commandeer negro porters or bootblacks from the Continental. We entered, and by sheer smiles on his part and some blarney heaped upon a floor-manager, secured a turkey, sweet potatoes, peas, beans, a salad, a strip of bacon, a ham, plum pudding, a basket of luscious fruit and I know not what else—provender, I am sure, for a dozen meals. While it was being wrapped and packed in borrowed baskets, soon to be returned, he went across the way to the hotel and came back with three grinning darkies who for the tip they knew they would receive preceded us up Broadway, the nearest path to our destination. On the way a few additional things were picked up: holly wreaths, toys, candy, nuts—and then, really not knowing whether our plan might not miscarry, we made our way through the side street and to the particular apartment, or, rather, flat-house, door, a most amusing Christmas procession, I fancy, wondering and worrying now whether she would be there.
But the door clicked in answer to our ring, and up we marched, the three darkies first, instructed to inquire for her and then insist on leaving the goods, while we lagged behind to see how she would take it.
The stage arrangement worked as planned. My sister opened the door and from the steps below we could hear her protesting that she had ordered nothing, but the door being open the negroes walked in and a moment or two afterwards ourselves. The packages were being piled on table and floor, while my sister, unable quite to grasp this sudden visitation and change of heart, stared.
“Just thought we’d come around and have supper with you, E——, and maybe dinner tomorrow if you’ll let us,” my brother chortled. “Merry Christmas, you know. Christmas Eve. The good old home stuff—see? Old sport here and I thought we couldn’t stay away—tonight, anyhow.”
He beamed on her in his most affectionate way, but she, suffering regret over the recent estrangement as well as the difficulties of life itself and the joy of this reunion, burst into tears, while the two little ones danced about, and he and I put our arms about her.
“There, there! It’s all over now,” he declared, tears welling in his eyes. “It’s all off. We’ll can this scrapping stuff. Thee and I are a couple of bums and we know it, but you can forgive us, can’t you? We ought to be ashamed of ourselves, all of us, and that’s the truth. We’ve been quarreling, too, haven’t spoken for a week. Ain’t that so, sport? But it’s all right now, eh?”
There were tears in my eyes, too. One couldn’t resist him. He had the power of achieving the tenderest results in the simplest ways. We then had supper, and breakfast the next morning, all staying and helping, even to the washing and drying of the dishes, and thereafter for I don’t know how long we were all on the most affectionate terms, and he eventually died in this sister’s home, ministered to with absolutely restless devotion by her for weeks before the end finally came.
But, as I have said, I always prefer to think of him at this, the very apex or tower window of his life. For most of this period he was gay and carefree. The music company of which he was a third owner was at the very top of its success. Its songs, as well as his, were everywhere. He had in turn at this time a suite at the Gilsey House, the Marlborough, the Normandie—always on Broadway, you see. The limelight district was his home. He rose in the morning to the clang of the cars and the honk of the automobiles outside; he retired at night as a gang of repair men under flaring torches might be repairing a track, or the milk trucks were rumbling to and from the ferries. He was in his way a public restaurant and hotel favorite, a shining light in the theater managers’ offices, hotel bars and lobbies and wherever those flies of the Tenderloin, those passing lords and celebrities of the sporting, theatrical, newspaper and other worlds, are wont to gather. One of his intimates, as I now recall, was “Bat” Masterson, the Western and now retired (to Broadway!) bad man; Muldoon, the famous wrestler; Tod Sloan, the jockey; “Battling” Nielson; James J. Corbett; Kid McCoy; Terry McGovern—prize-fighters all. Such Tammany district leaders as James Murphy, “The” McManus, Chrystie and Timothy Sul livan, Richard Carroll, and even Richard Croker, the then reigning Tammany boss, were all on his visiting list. He went to their meetings, rallies and district doings generally to sing and play, and they came to his “office” occasionally. Various high and mighties of the Roman Church, “fathers” with fine parishes and good wine cellars, and judges of various municipal courts, were also of his peculiar world. He was always running to one or the other “to get somebody out,” or they to him to get him to contribute something to something, or to sing and play or act, and betimes they were meeting each other in hotel grills or elsewhere and having a drink and telling “funny stories.”
Apropos of this sense of humor of his, this love of horseplay almost, I remember that once he had a new story to tell—a vulgar one of course—and with it he had been making me and a dozen others laugh until the tears coursed down our cheeks. It seemed new to everybody and, true to his rather fantastic moods, he was determined to be the first to tell it along Broadway. For some reason he was anxious to have me go along with him, possibly because he found me at that time an unvarying fountain of approval and laughter, possibly because he liked to show me off as his rising brother, as he insisted that I was. At between six and seven of a spring or summer evening, therefore, we issued from his suite at the Gilsey House, whither he had returned to dress, and invading the bar below were at once centered among a group who knew him. A whiskey, a cigar, the story told to one, two, three, five, ten to roars of laughter, and we were off, over the way to Weber & Fields (the Musical Burlesque House Supreme of those days) in the same block, where to the ticket seller and house manager, both of whom he knew, it was told. More laughter, a cigar perhaps. Then we were off again, this time to the ticket seller of Palmer’s Theater at Thirtieth Street, thence to the bar of the Grand Hotel at Thirty-first, the Imperial at Thirty-second, the Martinique at Thirty-third, a famous drug-store at the southwest corner of
