Fully Coherent Plan. David Shrigley
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WE SHOULD LEARN FROM THEIR EXAMPLE
WORMS PASS BY
WORM TRACK
NONSENSE
SOCIETY'S
BUM-HOLE
(CHEAP TO LIVE HERE)
THE RACE
EVENTUALLY YOU MUST JOIN IN
WE ARE NOT STUPID
WE ARE NOT STUPID
GUEST ROOM
I AM VERY HAPPY
I PLAY IN MY PLAYPEN
GIANT
EGG
BUT NO NAILS
LOTS OF HAMMERS
NORMAL BEHAVIOUR
NEW KNOWLEDGE
CHAPTER TWO
REQUIREMENTS
FOR LEADERSHIP
CHARISMA
DIFF
ERENT OPINIONS
SPEECH MAKING
DO NOT PLAN
FROWN
DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT
WITH THE AUDIENCE
SPEAK AS QUIETLY AS POSSIBLE
SPEAK QUICKLY
DO NOT PAUSE
SHOUT OCCASIONALLY
AND WITHOUT REASON
USE ABUSIVE LANGUAGE
WATCH RECORDINGS OF YOUR SPEECHES
REASONS
UNNECESSARY
YOU MAY PROCEED WITHOUT THEM
SOCIAL WIND
I BLOW INTO TOWN
I RUIN EVERYTHING
THEN I GO AWAY
I AM GREATLY RESPECTED
HE WILL HELP US
I AM MAGNIFICENT
I AM SO BLOODY MAGNIFICENT
PRAY FOR
COMPETENCE
IF YOU HAVE ANY GOOD
IDEAS PLEASE PUT THEM IN MY HEAD
DO WHAT YOU WANT
IS THE KING A FOOL?
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
SAVE THE WORLD!
I CAN'T
SAVE THE
WORLD
FUCK
YOU
ALL!
I'M ON TOP OF IT
DO NOT
SHOW
YOUR
BRAIN
EVERYTHING