The Red House Mystery and Other Novels. A. A. Milne

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BETTY.]

      BETTY. If you please, ma'am, Miss Delia says, are you coming in to tea?

      BELINDA (looking straight in front of her, and taking no notice of BETTY, in a happy, dreamy voice). Betty, ... about callers. ... If Mr. Robinson calls--he's the handsome gentleman who hasn't been here before--you will say, "Not at home." And he will say, "Oh!" And you will say, "I beg your pardon, sir, was it Mr. _Robinson_?" And he will say, "Yes!" And you will say, "Oh, I beg your pardon, sir--" (Almost as if she were BETTY, she begins to move towards the house.) "This way--" (she would be smiling an invitation over her shoulder to MR. ROBINSON, if he were there, and she were BETTY)-- "please!" (And the abandoned woman goes in to tea.)

      ACT II

      [It is morning in BELINDA'S hall, a low-roofed, oak-beamed place, comfortably furnished as a sitting-room. There is an inner and an outer front-door, both of which are open.]

      [DEVENISH, who has just rung the bell, is waiting with a bouquet of violets between the two. Midway on the right is a door leading to a small room where hats and coats are kept. A door on the left leads towards the living-rooms.]

      BETTY. Good morning, sir.

      DEVENISH. Good morning. I am afraid this is an unceremonious hour for a call, but my sense of beauty urged me hither in defiance of convention.

      BETTY. Yes, sir.

      DEVENISH (holding up his bouquet to BETTY). See, the dew is yet lingering upon them; how could I let them wait until this afternoon?

      BETTY. Yes, sir; but I think the mistress is out.

      DEVENISH. They are not for your mistress; they are for Miss Delia.

      BETTY. Oh, I beg your pardon, sir. If you will come in, I'll see if I can find her. (She brings him in and goes away to find DELIA.)

      (DEVENISH tries a number of poses about the room for himself and his bouquet, and finally selects one against the right side of the door by which he has just come in.)

      [Enter DELIA from the door on the left.]

      DELIA (shutting the door and going to_ DEVENISH). Oh, good morning, Mr. Devenish. I'm afraid my--er--aunt is out.

      DEVENISH. I know, Miss Delia, I know.

      DELIA. She'll be so sorry to have missed you. It is her day for you, isn't it?

      DEVENISH. Her day for me?

      DELIA. Yes; Mr. Baxter generally comes to-morrow, doesn't he?

      DEVENISH. Miss Delia, if our friendship is to progress at all, it can only be on the distinct understanding that I take no interest whatever in Mr. Baxter's movements.

      DELIA. Oh, I'm so sorry; I thought you knew. What lovely flowers! Are they for my aunt?

      DEVENISH. To whom does one bring violets? To modest, shrinking, tender youth.

      DELIA. I don't think we have anybody here like that.

      DEVENISH (with a bow). Miss Delia, they are for you.

      DELIA. Oh, how nice of you! But I'm afraid I oughtn't to take them from you under false pretences; I don't shrink.

      DEVENISH. A fanciful way of putting it, perhaps. They are none the less for you.

      DELIA. Well, it's awfully kind of you. I'm afraid I'm not a very romantic person. Aunt Belinda does all the romancing in our family.

      DEVENISH. Your aunt is a very remarkable woman.

      DELIA. She is. Don't you dare to say a word against her.

      DEVENISH. My dear Miss Delia, nothing could be further from my thoughts. Why, am I not indebted to her for that great happiness which has come to me in these last few days?

      DELIA (surprised). Good gracious! and I didn't know anything about it. But what about poor Mr. Baxter?

      DEVENISH (stiffly). I must beg that Mr. Baxter's name be kept out of our conversation.

      DELIA. But I thought Mr. Baxter and you--do tell me what's happened. I seem to have lost myself.

      DEVENISH. What has happened, Miss Delia, is that I have learnt at last the secret that my heart has been striving to tell me for weeks past. As soon as I saw that gracious lady, your aunt, I knew that I was in love. Foolishly I took it for granted that it was she for whom my heart was thrilling. How mistaken I was! Directly you came, you opened my eyes, and now--

      DELIA. Mr. Devenish, you don't say you're proposing to me?

      DEVENISH. I am. I feel sure I am. Delia, I love you.

      DELIA. How exciting of you!

      DEVENISH (with a modest shrug). It's nothing; I am a poet.

      DELIA. You really want to marry me?

      DEVENISH. Such is my earnest wish.

      DELIA. But what about my aunt?

      DEVENISH (simply). She will be my aunt-in-law.

      DELIA. She'll be rather surprised.

      DEVENISH. Delia, I will be frank with you. I admit that I made Mrs. Tremayne an offer of marriage.

      DELIA (excitedly). You really did? Was it that first afternoon I came?

      DEVENISH. Yes.

      DELIA. Oh, I wish I'd been there!

      DEVENISH (with dignity). It is not my custom to propose in the presence of a third party. It is true that on the occasion you mention a man called Baxter was on the lawn, but I regarded him no more than the old apple-tree or the flower-beds, or any other of the fixtures.

      DELIA. What did she say?

      DEVENISH. She accepted me conditionally.

      DELIA. Oh, do tell me!

      DEVENISH. It is rather an unhappy story. This man called Baxter in his vulgar way also made a proposal of marriage. Mrs. Tremayne was gracious enough to imply that she would marry whichever one of us fulfilled a certain condition.

      DELIA. How sweet of her!

      DEVENISH.

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