this did not make her popular. How much of little Robbin’s personality was originally built in by manufacturer, and how much was the result of social strain—to put it very, very mildly—during her childhood and teener years, nobody may ever know, though small dedicated crews on Ravenal do keep trying to find out. What she has doesn’t seem to be psi, exactly—it doesn’t follow any of the normal rules for such things, even where there are any rules. Robbin doesn’t seem to know anything she isn’t asked about, or somehow prodded by interest into thinking of. And she doesn’t reach the answer by any process anybody has ever been able to understand; the answer isn’t reached at all; it is simply going to be there. As closely as anybody has ever been able to see, if you don’t ask the question (or otherwise engage her interest), the knowledge isn’t going to be there; if you do, it is. Maybe.
When word of Robbin got to Ravenal (as word of most oddities does seem to, sooner or later) a state of fascination ensued, and after a little backing and filling (and not very much) Robbin had a new home, and many new friends. People who did, in fact, actually like her, and did their level best every minute not only to solve the set of very frustrating puzzles she presented, but to help her.
Which was why Robbin Tress was on Ravenal when I needed her.
Master Higsbee was on Ravenal, of course, because where else would a man who knew everything knowable be?
And both, as I say, were being helpful. Master Higsbee nodded when Robbin mentioned the high cost of finding out about the forgery, and told me:
“In fact that was the reason, Gerald. The normal tests were run. Isotope assay was conducted on the paper and the ink for carbon-14, and for some quicker decay isotopes. A full run on all checkable isotopes simply represented too much of an expense on a very, very slight chance.”
“The chance being that somebody had figured out a way to beat some isotope patterns, but not others,” I said. The Master gave me a faint nod. I was doing well.
“Exactly,” he said. “As far as was known, isotope assay was infallible even in limited form. Why, then, not simply agree that assaying some distributions would be enough?”
“And it wasn’t,” I said.
“A friend of yours, Gerald, is a great admirer of Heinlein. He is also a thorough man, and it worried him that a thorough job had not been done. He contributed his own funds, in part, for a full assay, persuading First Files Building to pay the remainder. And the forgery became obvious.”
“A friend?” I said.
I have never heard anybody give Mac’s name the way the Master did. “Charles MacDougal,” he said. Apparently he really is immune to a lot of normal human itches.
It’s a name most people want to shake full out, like a flag: Charles Hutson Bellemand MacDougal, B. S., M. S., Ph. D., this, that, and the other, full Professor of Molar and Molecular Physics, Ravenal Scholarte, a holder of two Nobels and, I am happy to admit, an old friend. I’ve heard people say C. H. B. MacDougal, and I’ve heard a lot say Mac. But Charles MacDougal was a first that night, and has remained an only. In fact it took me about two seconds to figure out who the Hell the Master was talking about—I was as dislocated as I’d once been when a Professor of Ancient Literature, years ago in my boyhood, mentioned Francis Fitzgerald instead of F. Scott.
“Mac was involved in this?”
“‘Mac’ was the cause of the forgery’s being discovered,” he told me testily. A little testily. “In fact, I have now said that twice.”
Robbin said suddenly, and dreamily, breaking the Master’s irritated mood: “They counted all the isotopes, and some of the numbers didn’t add up right.” Which is an inelegant sort of way of describing what had certainly happened.
The ancients knew about isotope assay, in a typically-ancient, half-hearted fashion. Carbon-14 dating, well known before the Clean Slate War, is an isotope-assay process: you see what percentage of carbon atoms in your sample are carbon-14, and you know (within limits) how long the sample has been around, because carbon atoms decay from carbon-14 to carbon-12 at a known rate.
By now the process has been extended to very small sample numbers of virtually every isotope possible in nature (or created by that most unnatural product of nature, Humanity, before, during and after the Clean Slate War), and it is possible to pin down a date for a physical object pretty closely—lots of isotopes disappear more rapidly than carbon-14 does. But the process is still expensive, and every element has to be assayed separately. Some day we’ll have a simple one-step snapshot process, but probably not, I am told, within the next century.
A one-step snapshot would have identified the forgery instantly. As it was, identification had to wait four years, for Mac’s worries to happen. But it was absolutely certain: isotope assay is not a horseback guess.
Robbin was finishing off the fruit cake piece by piece—the woman has the metabolism of a forest fire, and when in the mood eats large restaurants out of house and home without even blurring that sticklike figure of hers—and looked up from her digestion to ask one question of her own. Robbin does ask questions, not so much because she wants to know answers, but because she likes being told stories. And this felt to her like a good one.
“How was the manuscript supposed to have been found, anyhow? I mean, not who forged it and everything like that, we don’t know that yet, do we? But what did somebody say happened?”
She was right. It was the Hell of a good story.
CHAPTER SEVEN
It seems there was a man named Norman W. Nechs. In fact there probably was—it seemed simpler even at that point to assume a real Norman W. Nechs, and a story for the forgery grafted onto him, than to assume that the forgers had invented and built the entire structure. And the assumption turned out to be good; there had been such a fellow.
Norman was alive during the ancient days, before the Clean Slate War. He lived in a state then called Uta, and what he did to make his living we do not really know. He may have been a State Patrolman, and according to the experts there are signs that he was, though there are stronger signs that he was a dentist, as we’ll see—and if we only knew what a State Patrolman was or did, in the State of Uta, we would be much further along in making Norman’s acquaintance. We do know what a dentist was, and did, and it sounds perfectly awful.
As it is, what we know for certain about him is that he liked science-fiction.
Remember, this was back in the days when there really was such a thing—when the giants like Benford and Sturgeon and all the Smiths were alive and actually writing all those wonderful stories we don’t have any more, and a very few we do. Norman undoubtedly liked, and disliked, and felt strongly about, a thousand other things, like everybody else at any time, but what we remember now is that he liked science-fiction—and was something of a Survivalist.
Survivalists were not some primitive incarnation of Survivors. I don’t have much in common with Norman, not that way. We share an affection for Heinlein (apparently he really did like Heinlein, but then most sensible people do), but not much more.
A Survivor is a person who goes out to survive on a new planet, mostly, in order to prove that it can be done by a wave of willing, if less capable, colonists. Bringing the fight to the enemy, so to speak. A Survivalist was a person who’d had the fight brought to him, and who was trying, every passive way he knew how, to live through it.
“Passive” is the key. Your Survivalist didn’t go out to do battle
