to remind me that he hadn’t as yet had as much as a crumb of cookie. A bite of sweet stuff hones my superior senses, Toots. Your pal, now, smells lost and sad to my sensitive olfactory system, like she can’t remember where the good bones are buried. Scruffy has his own way of communicating, and somehow I always hear what he’s thinking.
“This is Wyn’s third church, and believe me, Pynchon’s unique in our experience.” Patty gazed out my kitchen window. “It’s nice here. If I had this view of the ocean to look at every day, I’d never get anything else done. So, what do you think, Cass? I mean, vibe-wise.”
“Vibe-wise, I don’t believe that the poisoner was motivated by hate, meanness, or church politics. More than that, I can’t say. My first instinct, however, is to rule out the ladies of the League. I’m familiar with Conium maculatum. It’s the black sheep of the parsley, parsnip, and carrot family, and anyone who set out to harvest poison hemlock would have to be as knowledgeable as myself and wear protective clothing as well,” I mused. “I must tell Stone to watch out for someone with a case of dermatitis.”
“Well, I definitely suspect Mrs. Pynchon myself. I don’t suppose you could…” Patty reached in her knitting bag, took out a blue object, either a sleeve or a wind sock, I couldn’t tell which, and began to complete it. She kept her eyes on the work.
“No fortune-telling, no hexes, no potions,” I interrupted, not wanting my guest to suggest a Pynchon-remedy she’d regret later. Basically, Patty Peacedale was a good soul. With her heart-shaped face and tiny, pointed chin, she would have been cute, although well past the age for it, if her hazel eyes hadn’t been filled with anxiety and her hair limp from general exhaustion. She dressed as one who wanted above all to avoid notice: a powder blue cardigan, a matching blouse with a silver circle pin at the neck, and a navy skirt of the classic just-below-the-knee length. Her shoes were navy blue comfort moccasins, and the matching handbag was slightly scuffed leather. A single brown curl fell in an oily swirl over her broad, fair forehead.
When Patty had first begun to confide the problems of being a pastor’s wife to me, she’d said it was because I was unconnected in any way to her husband’s parish. Unlikely to judge or to blab, I thought. Rather like a priest, or more aptly, a priestess. Thus I had come to know a great deal about Mrs. Pynchon’s iron grip on her church. At least once a year the woman convened some committee or other to talk about booting out the Peacedales. She fought any innovative idea with tooth and claw, grumbled about every expenditure, ferreted out everyone’s secret vice, and used it as food for gossip. In her spare time, she complained about Patty’s lack of Christian spirit and housekeeping skills. She even blamed Patty for being childless. The congregation had invested substantially in a four-bedroom parsonage, she’d declared in Patty’s hearing, to house a pastor’s growing family. Instead, there were only Wyn and Patty rambling around in all that expensive space. Patty’s hobby room and her own personal office should properly be used as children’s rooms, Mrs. Pynchon had asserted. But was she the poisoner? Somehow, I didn’t think so, much as Patty would have liked to see her persecutor dragged away in handcuffs to the local jail.
“She told everyone in the church that she drew a cross in the dust on my tier table and three days later it was still there.” The knitting needles clicked angrily.
“Oh, Patty, a little dust is so unimportant in the larger scheme of things!” At least I hoped so. Looking around, I wondered when the last time was that I’d slicked up the tops of things. “Why is it that women can always be made to feel guilty about housework? A home needs to be a place of comfort, creativity, and a touch of beauty—not operating-room sterile. Especially if you live with animals.”
We canines prefer dirt floors—cool in summer, warm in winter. Scruffy yawned, stretched, and came out from under the table. Need to pee now, Toots.
“Hold it a minute, Sport,” I said. Patty looked at me strangely. “Talking to the dog,” I explained, going to the stove to fetch the kettle and refill the teapot with dried mint leaves and boiling water. Making herb tea is something I do on automatic pilot, so I paused to gaze dreamily out the window where the lowering sun was gilding the little houses along the curving shore, and I noted the way the gulls were lifting and gliding in the golden rays. As sometimes happens when I get rapt by light, I began to get that slightly nauseous feeling that precedes a vision. I sat down quickly in a kitchen chair.
From what seemed like a long distance away, I could hear Patty saying, “Cass…Cass, are you all right?” Then the kitchen faded from view, and I saw a pair of hands protected by work gloves. A shiny red-handled knife unfolded. A rutted field between two stands of pine, and, growing in that field, a weed that looked like Queen Anne’s Lace, wild carrot. The hands, using tiny steel scissors to snip away at the herb, stashed the fresh green stalks in a canvas bag. An overcast, grisly day, and someone was collecting hemlock. I could see everything except the face and figure of the person harvesting the poison.
The scene faded, and I found myself back in my own kitchen. Scruffy was nosing my leg in a concerned way. Hey, Toots…you’re dragging your tail. Maybe you’d better lap up some cold water. And Patty was leaning over me, slapping at my wrist. She waved a small, open bottle under my nose. A more than bracing odor hit my brain.
“Smelling salts?” I murmured.
“Never leave home without it,” Patty said. “You had yourself a little transient episode of some kind, dear. Should I call your doctor?”
“Thanks, but I’m fine. The episode was clairvoyant. That’s how it strikes me.”
Patty clapped her hands, her melancholia having evaporated into a pleased smile. “Oh, Wyn will be so interested that I’ve observed you in action, so to speak. Did you see who did it? The murderer?” she whispered.
I sighed. It wasn’t easy to explain about the gaping holes in clairvoyance. I described the hands, the knife, the scissors, the field, the harvesting of herbs on a raw day. “I think it must have been September, because the plants had not yet dried on the stalk. Someone planned ahead, I’d say. But I did not see a face, nor even enough to guess if it was a man or a woman. Still, maybe I’ll see that same field somewhere around Plymouth and we’ll at least have a location, a place to start.”
“The scissors, now. I’ve seen those on a Swiss Army knife.” Patty began to clear the table, motioning me to sit where I was, and, in truth, I did feel a bit weak. “I believe they fold up inside the pocket knife with several other useful tools. Will you tell all this to Detective Stern?”
“Of course, but it’s not much to go on. If I were Stern, I’d put my money on forensics, maybe some fingerprints on that plastic dish that held the brownies.”
“Well, that’s that, then,” Patty said, dusting a few cookie crumbs off her hands. “I have to get back to the parish for a committee meeting. The Christmas Bazaar, you know. Wyn always says I don’t have to be part of every committee. ‘My job description doesn’t include an indentured wife,’ he declares to the church governing board from time to time. But you know it’s expected, especially by Mrs. P. I just wish our living room wasn’t considered the parish club, if you know what I mean. And they notice every flaw. If only Mrs. Pynchon…Will you be all right now, Cass, here by yourself?”
Apparently this dumb dame hasn’t noticed that you’re watched over by a superior companion animal. Scruffy sighed, muttered, and walked to the door to speed the departing visitor.
“I’ll be fine. Scruffy considers himself an excellent nurse and guard dog, rather like Nana in Peter Pan,” I said. “And Joe will be home soon, laden with do-it-yourself supplies from Home Warehouse.” Joe’s projects around the house were nearly always interrupted by his Greenpeace assignments, so
