The Man in the Iron Mask. Александр Дюма

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figure?”

      “My good friend, it is the very glass in which the king is used to look to see himself.”

      “Yes; but the king is a foot and a half shorter than you are.”

      “Ah! well, I know not how that may be; it is, no doubt, a cunning way of flattering the king; but the looking-glass was too large for me. ’Tis true that its height was made up of three Venetian plates of glass, placed one above another, and its breadth of three similar parallelograms in juxtaposition.”

      “Oh, Porthos! what excellent words you have command of. Where in the word did you acquire such a voluminous vocabulary?”

      “At Belle-Isle. Aramis and I had to use such words in our strategic studies and castramentative experiments.”

      D’Artagnan recoiled, as though the sesquipedalian syllables had knocked the breath out of his body.

      “Ah! very good. Let us return to the looking-glass, my friend.”

      “Then, this good M. Voliere—”

      “Moliere.”

      “Yes—Moliere—you are right. You will see now, my dear friend, that I shall recollect his name quite well. This excellent M. Moliere set to work tracing out lines on the mirror, with a piece of Spanish chalk, following in all the make of my arms and my shoulders, all the while expounding this maxim, which I thought admirable: ‘It is advisable that a dress should not incommode its wearer.’”

      “In reality,” said D’Artagnan, “that is an excellent maxim, which is, unfortunately, seldom carried out in practice.”

      “That is why I found it all the more astonishing, when he expatiated upon it.”

      “Ah! he expatiated?”

      “Parbleu!

      “Let me hear his theory.”

      “‘Seeing that,’ he continued, ‘one may, in awkward circumstances, or in a troublesome position, have one’s doublet on one’s shoulder, and not desire to take one’s doublet off—’”

      “True,” said D’Artagnan.

      “‘And so,’ continued M. Voliere—”

      “Moliere.”

      “Moliere, yes. ‘And so,’ went on M. Moliere, ‘you want to draw your sword, monsieur, and you have your doublet on your back. What do you do?’

      “‘I take it off,’ I answered.

      “‘Well, no,’ he replied.

      “‘How no?’

      “‘I say that the dress should be so well made, that it will in no way encumber you, even in drawing your sword.’

      “‘Ah, ah!’

      “‘Throw yourself on guard,’ pursued he.

      “I did it with such wondrous firmness, that two panes of glass burst out of the window.

      “‘’Tis nothing, nothing,’ said he. ‘Keep your position.’

      “I raised my left arm in the air, the forearm gracefully bent, the ruffle drooping, and my wrist curved, while my right arm, half extended, securely covered my wrist with the elbow, and my breast with the wrist.”

      “Yes,” said D’Artagnan, “’tis the true guard—the academic guard.”

      “You have said the very word, dear friend. In the meanwhile, Voliere—”

      “Moliere.”

      “Hold! I should certainly, after all, prefer to call him—what did you say his other name was?”

      “Poquelin.”

      “I prefer to call him Poquelin.”

      “And how will you remember this name better than the other?”

      “You understand, he calls himself Poquelin, does he not?”

      “Yes.”

      “If I were to call to mind Madame Coquenard.”

      “Good.”

      “And change Coc into Poc, nard into lin; and instead of Coquenard I shall have Poquelin.”

      “’Tis wonderful,” cried D’Artagnan, astounded. “Go on, my friend, I am listening to you with admiration.”

      “This Coquelin sketched my arm on the glass.”

      “I beg your pardon—Poquelin.”

      “What did I say, then?”

      “You said Coquelin.”

      “Ah! true. This Poquelin, then, sketched my arm on the glass; but he took his time over it; he kept looking at me a good deal. The fact is, that I must have been looking particularly handsome.”

      “‘Does it weary you?’ he asked.

      “‘A little,’ I replied, bending a little in my hands, ‘but I could hold out for an hour or so longer.’

      “‘No, no, I will not allow it; the willing fellows will make it a duty to support your arms, as of old, men supported those of the prophet.’

      “‘Very good,’ I answered.

      “‘That will not be humiliating to you?’

      “‘My friend,’ said I, ‘there is, I think, a great difference between being supported and being measured.’”

      “The distinction is full of the soundest sense,” interrupted D’Artagnan.

      “Then,” continued Porthos, “he made a sign: two lads approached; one supported my left arm, while the other, with infinite address, supported my right.”

      “‘Another, my man,’ cried he. A third approached. ‘Support monsieur by the waist,’ said he. The garcon complied.”

      “So that you were at rest?” asked D’Artagnan.

      “Perfectly; and Pocquenard drew me on the glass.”

      “Poquelin, my friend.”

      “Poquelin—you are right. Stay, decidedly I prefer calling him Voliere.”

      “Yes; and then it was over, wasn’t it?”

      “During that time Voliere drew me as I appeared in the mirror.”

      “’Twas delicate in him.”

      “I

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